Online tests are everywhere. We can discover which member of the Beatles we are, what kind of small fluffy animal we are, and which kind of kitchen utensil our small fluffy animal is. Frankly, it's getting a little rediculous.

However, nothing will stop me from gleefully leaping on the bandwagon with a test of my own, even if it is about six months after they became fashionable. The one difference with mine is that it only has one question, thus reducing vastly the number of variables and, as a result, being a lot more accurate than any other online quiz. So let's begin:

Which Sex Are You?

Select one of the following: