fan mail
Sometimes I receive very strange e-mails. Today I was lucky enough to be contacted by Robin.
Me Robin me retarted i like milk and i know where to get it from if you know what i mean wink wink. I like you i want to kiss you i want to hold you and i dont konw if your even a guy or a girl but what the hey i want to have sex withyou. Just kidddding!!! Signed the german gremlin from Germany(your secret lover) i promise i wont tell anyone
Thank you Robin. The pleasure is all mine. I think.
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Obviously an impostor. The lower-case is what gives it away. This is just not the real Robin.
By Perky Pat on 25 Jun 2003 at 12:45 am
didn’t you say you receive a lot of weird mails from germany?
no, no. it wasn’t me. absolut nicht.
By charlotte on 25 Jun 2003 at 3:09 pm
I am not retarded, that was my freind Kate! But I do love you and speak very good Englisch, ja? I am very cool. Milk is very good. I like milk. I am not one of the other Robins, but I am a Robin. And I love you. And Milk. With Love, Robin
By Robin on 25 Jun 2003 at 5:51 pm
If Robin’s parents own a liquor store…..
By cass on 25 Jun 2003 at 7:47 pm
Still waiting to see the picture of your belated birthday gift!
I’m sure Robin want’s to see it too!
By Doobs on 25 Jun 2003 at 8:06 pm
I have no idea about anything anymore.
By fraser on 26 Jun 2003 at 12:09 am
It is my birthday Friday. Can I have sex with you for my birthday?
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 1:46 pm
Stop it. You’re scaring me.
By fraser on 26 Jun 2003 at 2:06 pm
I do not want to stop. I like you people, and hae a craving for sex.
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:25 pm
*have, sorry
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:26 pm
Yeah excuse my friend Robin she is a little crazy in the head. She has a random tendency to chat with people about sex becuase she is perverted. She likes gremlin like guys becuase she thinks they are sexy and desire her. Yeah…Right! Anyway but i doubt your ugly though why dont you post your picture on the internet. Au revoir!
By Kate on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:37 pm
Yeah exuse Robin and Kate because they are extremely retarded. They get drunk all the time and write really stupid stuff and Robin says that they only get drunk on good beer (so no Bud light A.K.A. piss water)anyway Robin is a german prostitute which shows in her message about having sex She lives in germantown
By Jose on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:42 pm
Still, Fraser, a shag’s a shag.
By Scaryduck on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:42 pm
Germantown=Augsburg, please excuse those idiot Americans.
PS Our beer is good because we have the purity laws with only pure water malt and a substance derived from corn, like HOPS a bit.
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:45 pm
Yeah so scaryduck what do you look like? Us german girls like those British isles men. winnk wink if you know what i mean!
By Kate on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:46 pm
MIND THE GAP!!!!
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:47 pm
scaryduck…… I hope your not scary and i hope your not a duck cause that would really suck!
P.S. Robin is a scouser and fud!
By Jo on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:49 pm
I am not a scouser! I am a Nazi kraut!!!!!

By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:49 pm
You don’t even know waht a scouser is stupid fud!
By Jo on 26 Jun 2003 at 5:50 pm
Who cares?
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:16 pm
YOu smell Robin like nasty german prostitutes!
By Kate on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:42 pm
YOu smell Robin like nasty german prostitutes!
By Kate on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:42 pm
Jo is a scouser
By Robin loserchic06@gmx.de on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:43 pm
Does England have Reinheitsgebot?
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:44 pm
Idk i have a man in Japan and a dude in tahiti
By kate on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:48 pm
We do. It is the oldest consumer helpful law still enforced today!! Because Germany is best. (music in background) Deutschland ?ber alles!
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:50 pm
Tahiti?
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:51 pm
Tahiti?
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:51 pm
Tahiti?
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:51 pm
Tahiti?
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:51 pm
Yeah stop with the germany crap lets write Dear Dan ok Robin
By kate on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:51 pm
Oops!
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:52 pm
Deutschland, Deutschland ?ber alles,
?ber alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Br?derlich zusammenh?lt,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt -
|: Deutschland, Deutschland ?ber alles,
?ber alles in der Welt.
By Robin on 26 Jun 2003 at 6:55 pm
Please ignore my friend just erase all her messages
By Kate on 26 Jun 2003 at 7:24 pm
Idiot Americans? That comming from a German? Really Robin not a very nice thing to say. And I was thinking of letting you have sex with my good friend Frasier. You know what they say about glass houses?
By cass on 26 Jun 2003 at 9:04 pm
Tahiti, so good they named it, erm, four times.
Gadzooks though, Trolls! I thought they were all dead.
I prefered ‘California Uber Alles’
By Mike on 26 Jun 2003 at 11:36 pm
Americans are idiots, and Germany owes you nothing!
By Robin on 27 Jun 2003 at 3:06 am
Well now Robin. Now that you got that off your chest. Care for a shower?
By Cass on 27 Jun 2003 at 5:03 pm
nothing to say against a little nonsense, but:
robin posted
Deutschland, Deutschland ?ber alles, …
this is the first verse of the german national anthem and I hope, fraser will delete that nazi-crap.
By charlotte on 27 Jun 2003 at 6:56 pm
Nothing to do with this post but we thought you might like to see some
sausage origami. Nifty eh?
By 11220 on 28 Jun 2003 at 9:53 pm
It is not Nazi crap! If the verse of USA Anthem were posted here, no one would have a problem
I am still waiting for sex with frasier…
By Robin on 30 Jun 2003 at 3:24 am
It’s all went a bit mental on this post eh !
And I agree with Scaryduck, a shag’s a shag Fraser
By Nibbler on 30 Jun 2003 at 1:33 pm
robin, you know for sure, that it is forbidden in germany to sing the first verse of this anthem. we usually sing the third one.
only nazis do it. any sympathy for them on your side?
By charlotte on 30 Jun 2003 at 8:55 pm
Of course I know that. It is just more known (the first verse) so my point comes across better, you agree. I would not say I am a sympathiser…
By Robin on 02 Jul 2003 at 2:08 am
(known to Americans)
By Robin on 02 Jul 2003 at 2:11 am
I have no issues with Germans. In fact I drive an Audi. And my next car will probably be another Audi. So for the sake of world peace, Robin, I know where you can by a very nice Ford Focus. Oh yeah, you must know all about Henry Ford?
By cass on 02 Jul 2003 at 4:52 am
what is sex
By alexandra on 04 Oct 2004 at 5:42 am
Hi
my name is hamdi iam egyptain and i live in bahrain i would like to invite
a good looking german lady to bahrain.
iam people man i like to know people and have fun
may be i have achance
By hamdi on 05 Jul 2006 at 9:13 am
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