fan mail

Sometimes I receive very strange e-mails. Today I was lucky enough to be contacted by Robin.

Me Robin me retarted i like milk and i know where to get it from if you know what i mean wink wink. I like you i want to kiss you i want to hold you and i dont konw if your even a guy or a girl but what the hey i want to have sex withyou. Just kidddding!!! Signed the german gremlin from Germany(your secret lover) i promise i wont tell anyone

Thank you Robin. The pleasure is all mine. I think.

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Obviously an impostor. The lower-case is what gives it away. This is just not the real Robin.

didn’t you say you receive a lot of weird mails from germany?

no, no. it wasn’t me. absolut nicht.

I am not retarded, that was my freind Kate! But I do love you and speak very good Englisch, ja? I am very cool. Milk is very good. I like milk. I am not one of the other Robins, but I am a Robin. And I love you. And Milk. With Love, Robin

If Robin’s parents own a liquor store…..

Still waiting to see the picture of your belated birthday gift!
I’m sure Robin want’s to see it too!

I have no idea about anything anymore.

It is my birthday Friday. Can I have sex with you for my birthday?

Stop it. You’re scaring me.

I do not want to stop. I like you people, and hae a craving for sex.

*have, sorry

Yeah excuse my friend Robin she is a little crazy in the head. She has a random tendency to chat with people about sex becuase she is perverted. She likes gremlin like guys becuase she thinks they are sexy and desire her. Yeah…Right! Anyway but i doubt your ugly though why dont you post your picture on the internet. Au revoir!

Yeah exuse Robin and Kate because they are extremely retarded. They get drunk all the time and write really stupid stuff and Robin says that they only get drunk on good beer (so no Bud light A.K.A. piss water)anyway Robin is a german prostitute which shows in her message about having sex She lives in germantown

Still, Fraser, a shag’s a shag.

Germantown=Augsburg, please excuse those idiot Americans.
PS Our beer is good because we have the purity laws with only pure water malt and a substance derived from corn, like HOPS a bit.

Yeah so scaryduck what do you look like? Us german girls like those British isles men. winnk wink if you know what i mean!

MIND THE GAP!!!!

scaryduck…… I hope your not scary and i hope your not a duck cause that would really suck!

P.S. Robin is a scouser and fud!

I am not a scouser! I am a Nazi kraut!!!!!
:-P

You don’t even know waht a scouser is stupid fud!

Who cares?

YOu smell Robin like nasty german prostitutes!

YOu smell Robin like nasty german prostitutes!

Jo is a scouser

Does England have Reinheitsgebot?

Idk i have a man in Japan and a dude in tahiti

We do. It is the oldest consumer helpful law still enforced today!! Because Germany is best. (music in background) Deutschland ?ber alles!

Tahiti?

Tahiti?

Tahiti?

Tahiti?

Yeah stop with the germany crap lets write Dear Dan ok Robin

Oops!

Deutschland, Deutschland ?ber alles,
?ber alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Br?derlich zusammenh?lt,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt -
|: Deutschland, Deutschland ?ber alles,
?ber alles in der Welt. :|

Please ignore my friend just erase all her messages

Idiot Americans? That comming from a German? Really Robin not a very nice thing to say. And I was thinking of letting you have sex with my good friend Frasier. You know what they say about glass houses?

Tahiti, so good they named it, erm, four times.

Gadzooks though, Trolls! I thought they were all dead.

I prefered ‘California Uber Alles’

Americans are idiots, and Germany owes you nothing!

Well now Robin. Now that you got that off your chest. Care for a shower?

nothing to say against a little nonsense, but:

robin posted
Deutschland, Deutschland ?ber alles, …

this is the first verse of the german national anthem and I hope, fraser will delete that nazi-crap.

Nothing to do with this post but we thought you might like to see some
sausage origami
. Nifty eh?

It is not Nazi crap! If the verse of USA Anthem were posted here, no one would have a problem

I am still waiting for sex with frasier…

It’s all went a bit mental on this post eh !

And I agree with Scaryduck, a shag’s a shag Fraser

robin, you know for sure, that it is forbidden in germany to sing the first verse of this anthem. we usually sing the third one.
only nazis do it. any sympathy for them on your side?

Of course I know that. It is just more known (the first verse) so my point comes across better, you agree. I would not say I am a sympathiser…

(known to Americans)

I have no issues with Germans. In fact I drive an Audi. And my next car will probably be another Audi. So for the sake of world peace, Robin, I know where you can by a very nice Ford Focus. Oh yeah, you must know all about Henry Ford?

what is sex

Hi

my name is hamdi iam egyptain and i live in bahrain i would like to invite

a good looking german lady to bahrain.

iam people man i like to know people and have fun

may be i have achance



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