bbq meat quiz

It was my annual BBQ at the weekend. This is what we ate this year (apart from the beef, the lamb, the ostrich and the kangaroo).

It's a Mystery

Can anyone identify these three handsome beasts? There’s no prize for the winner, of course, just the satisfaction of knowing that an expertise in the ways of meat will make you the envy of men the world over, and increase your attractiveness to the oppposite sex by at least 12%.

Terms: This competition is not open to people who attended my BBQ, or to representatives of PETA

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Is that an Impala? If it is, i don’t like it. It was slimey and chewy when i had it in Kenya.

Gnu, Impala and Oryx I think

Interesting! How do they taste?

Sweet or spicy??????????? ):

The bottom one is an Impala.

One down, two to go…

I count 4 beasts: 3 fat blokes and a girlfriend.

I’m surprised you could fit all 4 on your barbecue to be honest.

I’m most impressed by the scary looking bow that bloke in the bottom pic has got. Never try an burgle that man’s house, unless you really want to be a human kebab.

You ate three cow-antelope-goat things, and four people.

Nyala and Giant Eland?

Half right. The middle on is Eland.

One to go…

I’m not sure, to be honest, but I’ll bet they all tasted like chicken.

BFC

It’s a Blesbok
(I found it whilst looking up Impala pics, and found the
page you got your pics from).

The first critter is a Blesbok. The second beast an Eland

Bugger. Minutes late for that extra 12% length.

Tell us, Fraser, where does one find bush meet in Kilburn?

Nice picture of Prescott.

The set is complete. Blesbok, eland, impala.

I got the meat from a butcher based in Bristol called Osgrow. They deliver nationwide, everything nicely wrapped up in a polystyrene cooler. Highly recommended.

Oh I thought it was:-

1. Fat American prick and dead animal
2. Fat American bitch, American twat and dead animal
3. Another fat American tit and dead animal.

“look what I killed take a picture, quick” fucking wankers

James: Worry not, they all signed up for the “You killed it, you eat it” safari.

Do you have to be really overweight to be a successful hunter ?

That James is a right one, he can work out what nationality someone is just by seeing their photo, he’s getting his own Channel 5 reality series soon where he tells someone’s religion just by observing how they walk in really tight trousers.

Sorry! no idea since i m pure veg.

you’re a hunter, fraser?

Only for snails.

I cannot comment. I do not want to increase my attractiveness to the opposite sex by 12% as my current rating of 0% is such a nice, even number.

But I recommend curry.

Did you go for a meat hamper Fraser? Ideal for an impressive BBQ i’d say! I was at whispnade zoo this weekend and always wonder what the various animals would taste like, now I can find out! Maybe I should recommend Osgrow to my friend that runs the catering at the zoo!

Changing the subject a little, have you had much experience with offal? I’m going the HFW approach of “Snooter to Tooter” usage and wondered where to start.

ps. I’ve changed my linked web address now, so it no longer links to my LED website but to my myspace blogs of cool customer stuff.

Sad.

…the comment by ‘james’ above stating that picture number one is ..

‘1. Fat American prick and dead animal’

Shows, I suspect, a touch of innacuracy. I’d say the gentleman in question unquestionably lives somewhere beyond the boerewors curtain.

This is, of course, not to be confused with the beef curtain, an entirely different subject and perhaps the subject of another comment, another day.

And whilst I’m talking boerewors.. I trust you had some? and Biltong?

……….the more surprising part is how did you slaughtered soooooooooooooo huge animals?????
It would ve been really tiring, leaving you hungry and so you ate them so easily.

I have a portable BBQ, this makes me irresistable to both sexes - hence no need for an extra 12%. I could however do with a crossbow like that to protect me from the male advances.

Oh, i am in the process of making a million - can someone lend me a fiver?

Yeah. i think the three beasts in question are 3 overweight people with rifles I can only assume this is to take the place for their sexual dysfunction and inability to lead a normal life. If you look at their bulges carefully you will see that they have already swallowed some of the animals whole.

I think the three beasts in question are 3 overweight people with rifles I can only assume this is to take the place for their sexual dysfunction and inability to lead a normal life. If you look at their bulges carefully you will see that they have already swallowed some of the animals whole.

Whatever they technically are, they are definately beautifull BEASTS!

Magnificent mammals all of them, except the people. Look at that first fat guy, what an elephantine slob, I bet he cannot jog around the block once. Why does he see fit (pun) to stop a peaceful wild animal from ever running again? Using a high powered rifle WITH A SCOPE he stops its life, then poses with the carcass……………. How is that sport?

QUESTION? How does a person enjoy OR be proud of this?

Second photo, once again, another fat pig with a high powered rifle to make up for her lazyness. DO YOU FEEL BETTER now that you have destroyed something fatter than you? Jeez lady, eat a piece of fruit for chrissakes.

PHOTO 3
Good ole Bubba is a little more with it. At least he had to sneak up on what would apparently be the quickest of all 3 animals. AND he did the deed with a bow and arrow, atta boy, you go Bubba! At least you had to play clever/stealthy to get within 100 or less yards. Then pull back on the bow, how manly is that!

100 times more sportilike than the dumpy idiots with rifles & scopes. You probably have few hangups & are a regular fellow, UNLIKE the two porcine mental patients, who needed easy kills with loaded firearms to feel better.

Good God, what kind of person executes a 800 pound animal for fun?

Mr. Sweet Potato, Professional bodyguard of Oopi.
http://www.oopi.us

Have a wunderbar day, and do minimum MINIMUM 20 minutes cardio, every day.

@lubienski
Jesus christ dude, take your meds.
@Fraser
If I fly over to England can I eat at your house one day? It’s like a meat utopia over there.

Is it Rod, Jane and Freddy?

haha well i thot, fat usless scummy bastard, secondly vicki pollard and lanky streak of piss shoot animal and then vicki doesnt even share sick wankstains and thirdly just a fat bastard rreally who thinks its fun to shoot animals tell me guys what did they do to you ?

How could these people just kill something for the hell of it? This is disgusting. No doubt they are all in-bred and come from the same family. all 3 have similar features - grotesquely ugly and overweight.

yeh wot cunts ur. American dipshits.

Lillian, I guess if they plan to cook it on the bbq, then there’s no problem with that.

How big is the middle one! I haven;t seen one that big in my life!

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