Comments on: free stuff

By: gellar

gellar — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:03:30 +0000

You+have+an+outstanding+

By: michael

michael — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:25:33 +0000

I am soooooooooooooo laughing my ass off at this moment, its not a pretty sight.

By: michael

michael — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:24:41 +0000

lovely simply lovely.

By: fi

fi — Sat, 24 Sep 2005 15:58:34 +0000

Your request for Foise Gras surprises me. I was expecting the Blogjam kitchen to follow up garden snail rissotto with an experiment into city pigeon foise gras….. I’m sure that you don’t actually have to use ducks!

By: Alan

Alan — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:31:09 +0000

Fraser, I will be dispatching immediately to you a copies of my book “Adolf Hitler: What a Nice Bloke” and its sequel “Pol Pot: Okay he killed a few people, but he loved his mum.” I look forward to you praising these effusively in your next column

By: fraser

fraser — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:09:06 +0000

Can I cheat? I’d assume there were other examples of this delectable beast around, greet it warmly, find out a bit about its likes and dislikes, who its friends and enemies were, and then slaughter the enemies, serving with a pine-nut and lemon jelly.

By: Sharyn

Sharyn — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:02:55 +0000

Fraser, I hope you don’t mind, I have a question for you.

Think on this scenario…You are a heroic space traveller, who lands on a distant planet and is the first ever person to meet with extraterrestrial life. An alien waddles up to you to say hello, and your diagnostic equipment reads that this space-fare standing in front of you is the most juicy, succulent, tasty thing in the universe.
So, would you Eat or Greet?

By the way, I’m not a freaky vegetarian or anything, I just thought I would ask to do your head in. if you answer, I’ll give you the diagnostic tool that tells you when something is tasty. Well, no I won’t.

By: Ant

Ant — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 11:26:38 +0000

I’m somewhat bewildered. Probably because I’m trying to think of a situation where you’d use all the free things about at the same time. I have come up with something, but it’s left me with a slightly disturbing image.

By: the_howler

the_howler — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 09:09:41 +0000

I think you all misunderstand. Fraser wanted a kitchen maid not a KitchenMaid…

…in lieu of a Real Doll I assume

By: Pep

Pep — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:09:56 +0000

Blimey - the Kitchenaid sounds like the best thing ever. In fact it sounds that with just one more attachment it could take the place of a Read Doll at the same time. Fraser, try harder to get one.

In the meantime tell us, briefly what was in the book, so it looks like you actually look at the stuff you get and PR people will love you more. Dos it have kitten pictures in it, for example? How big is the writing?