Scotch Ostrich Egg
Reaction to last month’s mammoth pork pie post was almost universally favourable, but the most intriguing response came from reader JB, who suggested that I construct a scotch egg, using an ostrich egg rather than the more usual chicken’s egg. So I did.
For those who don’t know, the scotch egg was indeed invented in Scotland, where hard-boiled eggs are often wrapped in a layer of sausage meet (possibly to protect them from the cold weather), then dipped in breadcrumbs before being deep fried. While this may sound unappetising, any seasoned scotch egg fanatic will gladly attest that this strange hybrid is one of nature’s most delicious picnic staples.
First, the egg. I managed to procure one from Gamston Wood Ostriches, a Nottinghamshire-based ostrich breeding center. The ostrich hen can lay as few as ten eggs per year, so they’re quite expensive (mine cost £10), but in terms of bangs-per-buck they’re pretty impressive, as you can see from the image below.

Boiling an ostrich egg is not quite as simple as it sounds. For a start, you need a saucepan with a vast capacity. Even using my biggest pan, the top fifth of the egg is exposed during the cooking process, so I keep a close eye on things, rotating the egg frequently and topping up the water as it evaporates.

After 90 minutes, I remove the egg from the heat, cooling it down in a sink full of cold water. Once the egg is cool enough to handle comfortably, I begin to remove the shell, exposing the translucent white interior beneath.

With the egg now ready for its coat of pork, I add some seasoned flour to a kilo of sausage meat, knead it for a bit, then flatten it to a thickness of about half an inch, and carefully wrap it around the now-naked ovum.

Brushing the exterior with a beaten chicken egg to provide an adhesive surface, I coat the moistened, gleaming meat-globe with breadcrumbs. Rather amazingly, it does actually look like a scotch egg.

I decide to roast my creation rather than deep-fry it, mainly because I lack the correct facilities, so into the oven it goes - 45 minutes at 180°C/350°F (gas mark 4) - before being removed and chilled overnight.

Apart from a couple of fissures in the surface, where gravity has pulled away at the coating’s molecular structure, I’m very happy with the result. Cutting the egg in half to reveal its enticing two-tone innards, I carve myself a slice, settle down in front of John Craven’s Countryfile on BBC1, and take a bite.

Perhaps surprisingly, it tastes like a normal scotch egg. Maybe this should not come as such a shock, but it does. The white is slightly creamier that that of a chicken egg, and a solo mouthful of this can be a little disconcerting, but a bite that takes in all the various elements is quite delicious.
All in all, it’s been a great success. Although costing in excess of £15 to make, I can see a day where these creations are vacuum-packed and sold by the half-dozen, with food-lovers the World over delighted by their novelty and expense. Just remember where you read about it first.
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Wowzers! Good work Frase (you freak!) but I must admit your pork pie looked a bit more appetising.
I see a new theme developing - updating classic traditional British recipies with a new ‘quirky’ twist.
How about a homemade black pudding using only the blood of a young virgin?
By Anamik on 15 May 2005 at 11:34 am
Fantastic!
What more can I say?
Nothing.
Fantastic!
By Stu on 15 May 2005 at 11:37 am
So do they ship eggs, have a local outlet, or did you have to go get it?
By Guy Matthews on 15 May 2005 at 3:20 pm
Crikey. Just two questions. Why 90 mins boiling? Is this standard ostrich egg cooking time?
Second, Toad in the hole. If you’re thinking of continuing this series of classic Brit dishes, please consider the toad. I’m having trouble getting my toad up. Both Delia and Gary Rhodes have been unable to raise my toad satisfactorily, maybe blogjam could give me a hand?
By pieman on 15 May 2005 at 4:04 pm
It’s a triumph!
By Mavan on 15 May 2005 at 4:17 pm
Some answers to questions:
Gamston Wood Ostriches have a stall at Borough Market - well worth a visit if you can make London on a Friday or Saturday.
Why 90 minutes? Research on the web was inconclusive, with recommendations coming in between an hour and an hour and a half. The woman I brought the egg from suggested that an hour would be enough, but I erred on the side of caution because a) a scotch egg needs its yolk to be firm and b) the concern about the size of my pan. Either way, it seemed to work out fine.
Toad in the hole. Hmmm. I’d have to find an angle. Perhaps if I could combine this with Anamik’s virgins’ blood black pudding..
By fraser on 15 May 2005 at 6:53 pm
Interesting and excellent. But the fissures are not from gravity. They are from the meat contracting as it cooks. This can be solved in various ways. Cook less as the egg is already done.
Use a thicker layer of meat that has been well mixed to intelock particles.
Use salt at 1-1.5 % in the sausage as this will not effect taste much, but when well mixed and let sit overnight in the fridge and mixed again before coating, the myosin salt soluble protein in the meat will be extracted and form a paste or glue that will set up upon cooking and prevent fissures. Polyphosphates at 0.5 % will also help tremendously.
By DrMeat on 16 May 2005 at 1:21 am
Oy! My vegan sensibilities!
By Miel on 16 May 2005 at 1:42 am
Wow. Thankyou Dr Meat. Fantastic food science.
By fraser on 16 May 2005 at 6:28 am
Stunning, made me laugh out loud. Toad in the hole with a real toad ? You might get in bother with the rozzers if you try shepherd’s pie along these lines though.
By Yorkshire Soul on 16 May 2005 at 7:31 am
I too thought toad with toad, but I don’t want you to croak. Woof woof.
You could theme it in some way. Maybe go ‘Total Toad’
Sausages from Wales, blackpudding from Scotland, batter from England and nip of Jamesons or sommit from Northern Ireland. Now that would be a Brit dish fit for the Queen herself.
Maybe you could squeeze an ingredient or two in from any odds and sods of colony leftover. Kangaroo meat? It’s a thought.
By pieman on 16 May 2005 at 10:01 am
angels on horseback.
I’d like to see it, taste it….
hooray for our big chef!
By charlotte on 16 May 2005 at 10:54 am
Soup-herb!
We’ve had two savoury. How about going sweet for the next one? Giant apple pie? Cerry Monstro-Bakewell? Big spotted dick?
By Ant on 16 May 2005 at 11:46 am
Obviously too big to fit in a display fridge but I can see “Ginsters whopper scotch egg slice” becoming a real favourite for on the road munchers.Don’t let them rip you off Frase.They’re bastard like that.
Perhaps Pettachi has had a few in his musette hence his rather slow riding..
By JG on 16 May 2005 at 1:46 pm
Hugely impressive. Are you aware that you are part of a great tradition of giant egg-makers?
By hungbunny on 16 May 2005 at 2:45 pm
Wow, I’m absolutely stunned at your gastronomic genius…
I’d love to see what you’d come up with on Sausage Rolls ‘with other stuff in’, to find tasty pork combinations…fruity or eggy, I dunno, and my oven is the size of a matchbox, and can’t be arsed to do one at a time.
And it would be great to see your take on a sumptuous Black Forest Trifle.
I think you may like this lady’s blog if you are partial to chocolate…I had to stop looking from hunger by the time I spotted the Aztec Cake! mmmmm.
http://chocolateandzucchini.com/archives/cat_chocolate_is_my_friend.php
By Sharyn on 16 May 2005 at 2:54 pm
Amazing, hungbunny. I could construct a similar project with 40 ostrich eggs, but that would just be silly.
By fraser on 16 May 2005 at 2:54 pm
I was most disappointed to find that link (two posts up) wasn’t about Cat Chocolate at all.
By rjt on 16 May 2005 at 6:57 pm
“Cat chocolate”? Eeeeuuuuw.
By tomsk on 16 May 2005 at 7:29 pm
Have you ever encountered the ‘Bedfordshire clanger’? if not i would recommend investigating the matter.
By spud on 16 May 2005 at 9:50 pm
Indeed I have. Similar to some early pasties, with meat-based content at one end of the product and desert at the other. Very handy.
By fraser on 16 May 2005 at 9:52 pm
Genius.
By Barbara on 17 May 2005 at 5:40 pm
Gorgeous. Try Angel Delight next Frase. Or strozzapretti, heh heh.
By Jelb on 17 May 2005 at 9:10 pm
“big spotted dick” what is it?
do you need a real dick?
By charlotte on 18 May 2005 at 6:54 am
Spotted Dick
By fraser on 18 May 2005 at 7:24 am
I love bangers and mash.
How about a clanger banger the size of Pedigree ‘dog roll’ with a Mount Cook of creamy potato? With delicious streams of silky gravy cascading into a tasty meandering river below…
Mmmmmm
However, do take heed of the avalanche warnings, afterall a “dogs dinner” is not the result we’re after…
ba-boom tish!
By Cazz on 18 May 2005 at 11:49 am
I couldn’t eat a whole one.
By the way did you really think it appropriate to photograph a CD of Jewish music next to an enormous fucking pork pie?
By Fera on 18 May 2005 at 2:35 pm
No, I thought it was innapropriate. That’s why it was funny.
By fraser on 18 May 2005 at 6:32 pm
Yeah it was funny. Was I the first to notice?
By Fera on 19 May 2005 at 1:08 am
Certainly the first to comment. Someone did e-mail me about it a couple of days ago.
By fraser on 19 May 2005 at 6:20 am
Scotrich Egg!
Am ordering my egg as I type this……
By Mark on 19 May 2005 at 12:50 pm
Absolute class.
Fatties everywhere rejoice!
A snack that lasts longer than Trisha!
By pickledpizza on 20 May 2005 at 4:01 pm
I like egg, but this makes me feel decidely uneasy.
Well done!!
By Fishcat on 20 May 2005 at 4:05 pm
This is very possibly the best snack food I have ever seen in my life.
I want a bigger lunchbox now.
By HP on 20 May 2005 at 4:05 pm
eggcelent.
By Tiprat on 20 May 2005 at 4:11 pm
Wow, you make bigger savories than the small bakers in Kilcagie, who make big snacks, pastries n cakes. A Kilcagie sausage roll is approx. 24cm by 11cm dia.
Mass production of your products is viable!
sorry to the lanark folks if I’v spelt kilcagie wrong
By The dave on 20 May 2005 at 4:22 pm
Perhaps now you can make a behemoth birmingham egg?
By Loki on 20 May 2005 at 4:27 pm
fuck me, I need these scotch eggs
By flavio peabody on 20 May 2005 at 4:28 pm
pigs in blankets????
By morton on 20 May 2005 at 4:37 pm
With your fantastic `Son of Pork Pie` and now with this `Scotch Ortritch Egg` it`s classic picnic food.
Now this is something I would just love to see a whole picnic oversized giant sandwiches made with specially baked outsized bread, giant fruit cake.
I`m sure left up to you you could come up with a whole picnic spread which would be fantastic if you could picture this attended by oversized people.
A real giants picnic with real giants, now that just every kids dream come true!!
By SuperMummyUnderPants on 20 May 2005 at 4:39 pm
I put it to you sir that you are a liar and a fraud! Rather than creating an oversized Scoth Egg, you have instead created a very small kitchen and kitted it out with tiny plates, one of those trial-sized cokes and and an inordinately small cow-themed single-cheese-sandwich-maker. Which incidentally needs a damn good wash. The comparison between the two eggs is merely a trick of visual perspective, the chicken egg much further away from the camera than the ‘Ostrich’ egg. Smoke and mirrors, sir! For shame!
By Odj on 20 May 2005 at 4:49 pm
Superb. I’m in awe.
By Noddy on 20 May 2005 at 5:15 pm
Looks like the best scotch egg ever and I haven’t even tried it yet. Love the idea of “supersizing” classic british cuisine? So what can you do with perhaps the most classic of british dishes: Fish & chips. Maybe use a small whale? Have at it mate!!
By Nicholas on 20 May 2005 at 5:24 pm
My god, this is better than childbirth.
You chould have put yours (or another’s) head in the photo for bona fide comparison. Nonetheless, this is truly stirling work. I await the spotted dick with prunes, cornish pastie with the whole history of past, and cottage pie made with real gay people.
By GinBoy on 20 May 2005 at 5:28 pm
A whale is not a fish
By GinBoy on 20 May 2005 at 5:29 pm
Fantastic. I just need a bigger box for my pack up now.
By Nick Allgood on 20 May 2005 at 5:40 pm
it looks like a pile of shite. what was the point?
like that woman that ate her own placenta.
By Dr. Poo Poo Head on 20 May 2005 at 5:57 pm
Excellent stuff! how about a giant samosa next? or a spring roll…
By calibrax on 20 May 2005 at 6:24 pm
I agree with Ant. We need a giant phallic spotted dick, possibly spurting custard, maybe with christmas pudding gonads.
By Ali M on 20 May 2005 at 6:44 pm
Great stuff, Fraser. I’m really enjoying your whole Giant Food series. Deserving of a website of it’s own I’d say!
However, all these nights you’re spending in the kitchen creating these epicurean delights, has me thinking one thing: you really need to get yourself a girlfriend, matey! ;0)
By Masher on 20 May 2005 at 9:35 pm
Nottinghamshire, not Northamptonshire
By me on 20 May 2005 at 10:44 pm
You’re quite right. Edited.
By fraser on 20 May 2005 at 10:47 pm
Oooh yum! First pork pies, then scotch eggs! A man after my own heart(burn)
I look forward to your next gargantuan culinary delight.
Damn, I feel hungry now….
By Puddingbat on 20 May 2005 at 10:52 pm
That actually looks pretty good….tho I think I’d use maybe an inch or so of sausage to accompany the massive ammounts of egg.
There’s an ostrich farm 80 or so miles from here with a big sign advertising eggs, and I think next time I drive by I’ll buy one or two and try your recipe (bastardized of course…..maybe use some sauteed garlic & onions and deep fry it).
You are a true visionary!
By Joe Momma on 21 May 2005 at 2:28 am
I have only one question for you:
Where’s the mayonnaise kept?
By Andy on 21 May 2005 at 3:03 am
Link Dump 19 May
Waheed gives a local’s report on the Newsweek riots.
“74″ reports on a fella who followed his own muse and made money on it. Thank goodness for those who refuse to be mediocre.
Cori Dauber’s right–I want to work there. Now, how the heck d…
By Chapomatic on 21 May 2005 at 4:30 am
Have you thought of scrambling that egg or would that ruin the whole idea?
By Avrilanna34 on 21 May 2005 at 6:17 am
Needs masala sauce.
By Beve The Spaniard on 21 May 2005 at 11:30 am
Maybe Sussex Pond Pudding next time?
Or Diet of Worms?
By 5cru44y on 21 May 2005 at 12:58 pm
howsabout a giant pasty- everyone loves pasties!
By Large Doctor Bingo Fruit on 21 May 2005 at 2:05 pm
what you need after that is a huge apple pie, possibly made in an old fashioned tin bath!
mebbe there is a friendly potter’s around you that wouldn’t mind lending their kiln for a couple of hours.
By doogal on 21 May 2005 at 8:38 pm
nice one fraize. i’m having so much fun just thinking of the possibilities available to create a cult like following of giant food lovers….
By jode the toad on 21 May 2005 at 9:51 pm
I think you may have found an answer to the 3rd World food crisis and (at last) a palatable solution as what to do with all those bloody Ostriches now no-body wants to eat the meat.
By woofer on 22 May 2005 at 7:51 am
Oh my god….
My five minutes of fame are here!
By JB on 22 May 2005 at 12:03 pm
Hmmm….what to suggest now?
The world’s biggest Cornish pasty? Instead of meat chunks you use whole steaks? Whole potatoes, whole turnips, whole carrots, the works…
I’ll get me coat…
By JB on 22 May 2005 at 12:11 pm
My gawd.
Next cook a battered Mars Bar…
KING SIZE!
By Maz on 22 May 2005 at 1:41 pm
Congratulations on the scotch egg. One suggestion: After boiling long enough to solidiify it, cut the egg in half and go on to covering with sausage and breading the way you did. This way you will get more of the goodies in every bite, and have less eggwhite to eat by itself.
It’s becoming a popluar idea in the US to deepfry turkeys rather than roast them. As long as you’re going for records, let’s see you do that with an ostrich!
By Dan Rusen on 22 May 2005 at 7:36 pm
How about combining the two pork and ostritch egg pie. Ahh fond memorys of egg and pork pie from Tescos deli counter when I was just a girl…………………oopps sorry slipped away there.
You dont see it much these days was always baked in a square tin and you get the lovelyness of a pork pie with the added extra of a bit of hard boiled egg in every slice, doesn`t get much better than that.
By SuperMummyUnderPants on 22 May 2005 at 8:32 pm
How about your twist on this
http://www.nrc.nl/W2/Lab/Profiel/Vlees/grafieken6.html
Frinkendel is the Dutch peoples favorite snackfood its more popular here than anything else.
For those of you unable to speak Dutch
Spices and Flavoring 3%
Bread Flour 6%
Beef (especially udder) 28%
Pigs Cheeks 46%
Also they can include snout and horse meat aswell, all this is deep fried a kind of deep fried offal sausage.
Most Dutch people eat several of theese a week preferably served with chopped onions and mayonaise with a side order of chips.
By SuperMummyUnderPants on 22 May 2005 at 8:58 pm
You are my hero
By Codhead on 23 May 2005 at 7:59 am
SuperMummyUnderPants is right, the logical progression is a massive gala pie. Gala pie is well nice too.
By phenoptix on 23 May 2005 at 1:21 pm
Ok, now this is truly a gorgeous sight to see. I wish I had been there to try some. Here in the States the “Scotch Egg” is a big favorite at the Renaissance Faires. I have to say the moment I get to faire I head for the booth that sells the Scotch Eggs and get at least 2. Before the day is out I also get my second favorite faire dish and that is Soup in a Bread Bowl.
So here you go, How about a ostrich meat soup in a Giant Bread bowl. Think you could give that a whack? OR even an Egg Drop Soup using an Ostich Egg and then served in a Bread Bowl. Nummy!
By Rose on 23 May 2005 at 5:28 pm
Commendable work
By Brassica on 23 May 2005 at 7:15 pm
Hello there, I have to say this warms the cockles of my heart to see such culianry adventure. As a life long supporter of the oft derided scotch egg I offer you my unwavering support in pursuit of such gastronomic genius
By Adam on 23 May 2005 at 9:27 pm
A superb culinary creation but; as a Scot I have to insist that this creation is NOT a Scotch egg unless deep fried and I fear that the trades descriptions act is being breached here.
All Scottish food (including milk, fruit and mars bars) should ideally be deep fried in order to create a high fat content and to avoid taking nutrients and vitamins into the system.
Each meal should be folllowed by several cigarettes (preferably Regal King Size) and where circumstances allow, these should also be deep fried before being smoked.
By Ewan MacGregor on 23 May 2005 at 11:09 pm
I need one. But the egg scrambled with some mayo is my favourite take on the king that is the scotch egg. Can anyone tell me how to go about this?
Cottage pie, with real gay people, scooping the guts back into my sides even as I type.
By Edenmonster on 24 May 2005 at 4:26 am
How about a monster cornish pasty next ?
or a foot long sausage roll ?
By toadrunner on 24 May 2005 at 7:54 am
Have you thought about growing mammoth veg and pickling it? or maybe using it for a garnish.
By sam on 24 May 2005 at 10:09 am
I don’t know why you bothered but I respect you all the same.
By ProperTop.com on 24 May 2005 at 11:34 am
ohmygod. Doesn’t the very size of the thing put you off right from the start? I think no matter how (well) it’s cooked for me, I’d never be able to stomach it. It’s more of a portion issue. *gag* Kudos for your attempt though
By cherise on 24 May 2005 at 1:07 pm
I was interested that there are indeed Scotch Ostriches. Or do they prefer to be called Scots?
I want to see a cowpie next.
By Simon on 24 May 2005 at 5:51 pm
Dude, that’s just fucking nasty.
By Ian on 24 May 2005 at 7:02 pm
How about a nice meat and potatoe pasti?
Please.
By Tom on 24 May 2005 at 9:15 pm
Fraser, have you considered making a 6ft by 6ft Dime Bar? I’ve often thought that it would be fairly easy to solder the sides of many small Dime Bars together to create a whopping great big one. But you’re the expert, so maybe have a better idea of how to do it.
By Mavan on 24 May 2005 at 10:52 pm
Fantastic egg… One day it shall be mine.
How would you recommend deep frying it, if you could? I’m sure it could be arranged with a local chippy for a suitable fee.
By Finn Mac Cool on 25 May 2005 at 12:49 pm
Love your cooking experiments. Brilliant.
I have heard about a dish called ‘TuDuckEn’, which is apparently a Turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken. There are recipes out there on the web, but I’ve never tried it.
Fancy a challenge? I’d love to see the results.
By PeelMyTangerines on 25 May 2005 at 7:59 pm
TuDuckEn does indeed exist, though it’s the duck rather than the chicken that goes on the inside. The problem is all the birds have to be boned before this dish is possible, and boning fowl is a very complicated and difficult procedure that even master butchers may have problems with. I do happen to know a butcher in south wales who can make this dish. I’ll find out where his shop is, and post it here.
By Edenmonster on 26 May 2005 at 7:04 am
Hello fraser,
I like this, but I am interested to see if your ordinary man off the street can make cheese. With ordinary milk of course and perhaps an airing cupboard?
Is it possible?
Yours,
Nana.
By Banana on 26 May 2005 at 9:39 am
Good call. I shall attempt it.
By fraser on 26 May 2005 at 9:41 am
Excellent - but remember it is a science - but also an ART.
This may help. Good luck.
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Cheese/Cheese_course/Cheese_course.htm
By Banana on 26 May 2005 at 10:03 am
Was that really Ewan MacGregor??
By bringbacksubbuteo on 26 May 2005 at 3:03 pm
Awesome!
If anyone has ever been to the famous Mary’s Supreme Fish Bar in Enfield you may have seen something similar - their scotch egg is about the size of a small baby and just as difficult to eat!!!
Still, this takes the prize, I’m just disappointed now that I missed the pork pie, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Timbo on 26 May 2005 at 6:11 pm
wonderful. keith from the office should have such a scotch egg.
it’s actually called Turducken, and is usually made during thanksgiving here in the states. i made one last year. i had a grocery store in town debone the birds for me, spent a day cooking all of the stuffings and half a day roasting the beat. invited 20 friends over and we had a successful holiday party. it was one expensive experiment.
By yi on 26 May 2005 at 8:53 pm
My husband had an Idea of making cheese out of a womans breast milk or making butter…..I know that sounds insane..just thought if Fraser wanted a real challenge on milking the poor woman…it would be a good laugh.
By Wolflady on 26 May 2005 at 10:01 pm
I was thinking about this very subject today. I know a few lactating women, but I don’t think any of them would be willing to share their milk bounty.
By fraser on 26 May 2005 at 10:03 pm
Quite amazing to read. Great work! I look forward to future dishes.
By Fluffster on 27 May 2005 at 1:35 am
?????? ???!
By 1111 on 27 May 2005 at 4:21 pm
MEKKORA MIAZ - jahh
nagy faxa bammeg
By Peti FREE on 27 May 2005 at 8:55 pm
While Ladies milk does sound exciting, I’ve always been keen to get the guinea pig lactation line going, make cheese and ice cream from their milk, and flog to the Japanese at exhorbitant prices.
It would take a lot of guinea pigs to make the milk.
By Diprotodon on 29 May 2005 at 4:53 am
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By ????????? ???-??? on 31 May 2005 at 7:39 am
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By ??????? on 31 May 2005 at 9:36 am
John Craven’s Countryfile, excellent choice
By Bob on 31 May 2005 at 3:23 pm
wow tis quite beautiful……………
By sideshowsuzy on 01 Jun 2005 at 10:44 pm
YES!
By AndyV on 03 Jun 2005 at 2:03 pm
If you drop through China on the way to Pyongyang you should try Chinese breast milk cuisine:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/2702123.stm
By pieman on 07 Jun 2005 at 2:10 pm
Fantastic stuff. I’ve been inspired to order an ostrich egg myself from Bisbrooke Ostrich Farm which I’ll pick up from their stall in Cambridge market this Sunday. I’m going to attempt to recreate your spectacular scotch ostrich egg with one slight variation, using ostrich sausagemeat instead of pork. I’ll report back on the results.
By Dr Hotdog on 09 Jun 2005 at 2:21 pm
Excellent! Be sure to take photographs too…
By fraser on 09 Jun 2005 at 2:26 pm
you cannot be serious?
#1 you are putting such a horrific thing through your body it makes you seem somewhat psychotic.
#2the womens breast milk talk is probably equally sick to the satisfaction you get out of eating ostrich eggs
#3are your lives that uneventful that you have time to ponder such odd things and report them back to this board?
By ostrichshaverightstoo on 14 Jun 2005 at 12:13 am
Yes.
By fraser on 14 Jun 2005 at 6:18 am
Give that man a bicuit,he deserves a whole packet!
well done my son
By ben blaxter on 24 Jun 2005 at 9:37 am
My brother has way too much time on his hands if this is what he’s sending me! So sorry I missed the pork pie!
By Stefanie on 24 Jun 2005 at 7:04 pm
Oh My God! I’ve just seen Saigon traffic at Noodlepie and now this! It’s a surreal fest overload:-) You are truely a brave soul
By Petit on 25 Jun 2005 at 3:59 am
howsabout a sausage roll using a bratwurst sausage or similar. Something huge, anyway. If we’re to continue the theme of huge picnic savouries, this is the way to go.
By jabboy on 29 Jun 2005 at 11:20 am
Can you imagine eating all of this?? It reminds me of that Jackass sketch when they try and eat 50 eggs!
I reckon this beast is probably the equivalent of about 73.4 eggs (roughly!)
Good work!!
By Vince Russell on 29 Jun 2005 at 5:57 pm
thats is simply beautiful, please marry me.x.
By shiv on 03 Jul 2005 at 6:02 pm
I recently used this as a guide to create an ostrich birthday egg! You can see it for yourself here!
By Dave on 31 Jul 2005 at 5:32 pm
I’m out in California and was introduced to Scotch eggs by a friend, and now they’re a favorite.
Every summer I do an alternate by making Scotch eggs with turkey eggs. Turkey eggs are twice the size of hen eggs and are all double-yolkers, and slightly richer. They also contain a significant amount of L-tryptophan, so eating a couple Scotch turkey eggs will make you feel like you’ve eaten a full turkey dinner.
Other small variations I do include putting a small bit of minced ham–the chewier drier outer rind–in with the sausage, and putting a layer of Italian parsley in between the egg and the sausage. Both work well.
By Kevin Andrew Murphy on 09 Aug 2005 at 12:54 am
Rose mentioned getting a “Scotch Egg” at the renfaires and I have a site devoted entirely to renaissance faires and don’t have a word in it about Scotch Eggs.
Maybe I’ll check into this a little further.
By ray on 01 Sep 2005 at 3:43 pm
it looks like a gone wrong testicle
By dave sanderson on 29 Oct 2005 at 6:33 pm
I’ve finally uploaded the photos of my attempt at recreating Fraser’s culinary masterpiece, you can see them here.
My one slight variationfrom Fraser’s recipe was the use of ostrich sausagemeat in the coating instead of pork, which worked really well.
I made the scotch egg back in June for a garden party that I was involved in organising, and my unusual contribution to the catering certainly attracted attention! Everyone that tried it enjoyed it, and there were no leftovers by the end of the afternoon.
By Dr Hotdog on 06 Nov 2005 at 5:43 pm
i think the pictures rea really cool and i was wondering where to buy ostrich eegs.
By kayla hawks on 23 Nov 2005 at 8:20 pm
I want to know were to get the eggs from im in va
By emanuel on 24 Nov 2005 at 3:50 pm
yumyumyum
By phsycowombul on 09 Dec 2005 at 4:35 pm
mmm looks tasty!
By Ciaran g on 09 Dec 2005 at 4:44 pm
Great balls of Fire! I was hoping a Scotch Egg would be made of mostly Scotch.
By BabyJo on 09 Dec 2005 at 7:03 pm
oh my god its huge!!! n i hate eggs especially scotch eggs, but gud on u for making such an amazingly random thing!
By wow on 09 Dec 2005 at 10:34 pm
Ok youse guys ,Here in Pittsburgh Pa. (USA) we have a little thing called deep frying turkeys. and apparently you need a rather large pot to cook this thing and a turkey fryer just fits the bill ! ( you do have turkey fryers over there?) cut back on your boil time because of the deep frying time( know what i mean?) this isn’t rocket science as we say in the states!
By Hdogg99 on 10 Dec 2005 at 1:52 am
Thank you - you have worked as a servant to humankind!
All those watching have seen history in the making.
Keep up the spirit!
By The Lord himself on 15 Dec 2005 at 2:32 pm
was sagt denn der Strauss dazu?
By Hans Wurst on 29 Dec 2005 at 11:49 pm
Aw cool hand looke wood have a heart attack dude!
By dos on 04 Jan 2006 at 2:45 am
How about combining this with that other classic of 2005:
By papalaz on 07 Jan 2006 at 4:07 pm
http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/
By papalaz on 07 Jan 2006 at 4:08 pm
bum gay! don’t know why it did that.
How about combining this with that other classic of 2005: http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/
By papalaz on 07 Jan 2006 at 4:09 pm
Eggs-ellent - love it
By Boy Wonder on 12 Jan 2006 at 2:25 pm
Since I was introduced to them I have referred to Scotch Eggs as ‘portable artery blockers’. I think this will have to be dubbed the ‘edible heart attack’. Hmmm… time to pop down to the neighborhood pub and get me a portable artery blocker.
By Leopoldo on 25 Jan 2006 at 10:43 pm
ive been searcing high and low on the internet trying to find answers to a question that has caused me many a sleepless night..can someone please help me…that strange delacacey consisting of a hard boiled egg in a square pork pie “loaf”, where the egg is magicly continued throughout each slice..WHAT IS IT CALLED! is it simply egg pie? or would egg pie be a pie full of uncoked,unshelled eggs?
i am truely thankfull for this website,for it gave me a small window of joy during this time of deepest trauma in my life.
so thank you….thank you.
By crocatrice on 27 Jan 2006 at 7:33 pm
yeah so what if you cook one and you deep fry it and everything and cut it open and a dead baby ostrich is in there? do you deep fry that again and make ostrich sandwiches. this is the wierdest thing i have ever heard of. the only people that i know of that would eat ostrich eggs are rednecks. thats disgusting that you would actually eat that. i love eggs but maybe not anymore after seeing this.
By Ostrich Egg Man on 03 Feb 2006 at 2:59 pm
WOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????
By mooooooooon on 05 Mar 2006 at 6:20 pm
wow!!! that is incredibly impressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
However while I love scotch eggs, savoury eggs are a million times better, so please make one of those!!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and tell us how managed to procure an ostrich egg because I cannot find one anywhere - I am searching the net, this is how I came accross your page.
By Bobbie on 07 Mar 2006 at 7:26 am
dear BOBBY! a scotch egg is savoury! im afraid your illusion of a scotch egg a million times beter than a scotch egg, is just that.
but id be up 4 trying a sweet one ,with a sprinkling of sugar and a caramel praline topping………….yuuuuuuuuuuuum….or indeed, scotch egg ice creme….god thats good.
or do u mean those tiny ones with the mashed up boiled egg inside?
either way i think you need to get things straight in the scotch egg field before u start confusing egg lovers the world over. mabey then u could even qualify for master mind with specialist subject “eggs”?
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Oh, MY.
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By Egg » Trilogy Egg on 14 Apr 2006 at 2:41 am
I’ll admit I’m a fan of scotch eggs - but that has to be THE most fantasic looking thing I have seen yet!
AND I can buy ostrich eggs at my local farmers market! Alright!
Mind you - I reccommend Ostrich burgers too - it’s like turkey, but better!
By Quirlys on 28 Apr 2006 at 2:12 am
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My sister sent me this link. I think it’s amazing. I’ve only just been introduced to http://www.pimpmysnack.com - do you think you might contribute your scotrich egg?
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Amazing!!!
By Samantha on 23 May 2006 at 3:53 pm
In regards to the above suggestion with http://www.pimpmysnack.com - there has been two scotch eggs put up there now, and neither of them have the class involved with this one. I would definately suggest you put it on there.
By pimento on 25 May 2006 at 2:16 am
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By Roshani’s Food Blog » Borough Market again. Hooray! on 10 Jun 2006 at 7:13 pm
EWWWWWW!!
I feel like being sick!!!!!….. LIME FLAVOURED COKE!?!?!?!
oh, and a quick question. Would it be possible to do this with a “dogs egg”?
By gibson on 14 Jun 2006 at 1:36 pm
As a reduction of previous ideas, how about a scotch egg boiled in breast milk?
By Clay on 15 Jun 2006 at 6:40 pm
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By Cooking With Richard » Blog Archive » The Urban Chef on 15 Jun 2006 at 9:41 pm
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By egg » Blog Archive » on 26 Jun 2006 at 2:51 pm
Has anyone ever see a long egg roll? it’s basically a boiled egg but the size of a cucumber. You cut a slice when needed.
How the hell do they make them??!!
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Im a Viking and had 32 men setting sail for a long and difficult sail to Gaul, could you possibly make me a few Scotch Eggs to keep us going ??
Thanks and good work…..
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By photobet soup » Blog Archive » Godzilla Scotch Egg on 08 Sep 2006 at 6:13 pm
In addition to the food science that Dr. Meat gave you, another reason your meat pulled away from the egg surface is that it had nothing to stick to. For regular scotch eggs, I always coat the hard boiled egg with raw beaten egg before the application of the sausage meat, then another layer of raw egg, then the breadcrumbs. The extra layer of raw egg between the h.b. egg and the meat will make a big difference in the meat sticking to the egg.
Impressive though - did you eat the whole thing yourself?
By Mermayde on 15 Sep 2006 at 2:14 pm
I certainly did.
By fraser on 15 Sep 2006 at 2:21 pm
Concerning the cooking time, a simple heat transfer analysis, based on the similarity theory, leads to the following formula for the cooking time of an ostrich egg:
(requested time)=(time to cook a hen egg)*(weight of the ostrich egg/weight of the ostrich egg)^(2/3)
As an example, considering 60 g on average for a hen egg, 1.5 kg on average for an ostrich egg and 9 minutes as the time to cook the hen egg, we obtain 77 minutes for the ostrich egg.
By luigi on 09 Oct 2006 at 5:00 pm
sorry the right formula is:
(requested time)=(time to cook a hen egg)*(weight of the ostrich egg/weight of the hen egg)^(2/3)
By luigi on 09 Oct 2006 at 5:05 pm
how about this one?
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=131
By fox 2 on 02 Jan 2007 at 10:56 am
Your kitchen needs a clean!!!
Good egg though
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Regards
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By terry on 10 Nov 2007 at 6:30 pm
this is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllll
By bob on 04 Mar 2008 at 12:58 am
DO NOT WANT!!
By me on 17 Mar 2008 at 5:48 am
What a fantastic creation! I haven’t scanned the comments above for egg-based puns so I will refrain from making any for fear of duplication.
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By Perverse Food « Gifted Slacker on 27 Apr 2008 at 10:36 am
I am so sorry but i hated your reciepe.
dont even let me think about it!!!
k.k
p.s i am so discusted
By k.k on 14 May 2008 at 10:38 pm
Who in their right mind needs to eat a egg that big, let alone one wrapped in sausage meat & breadcrumbs??? You must be huge.
By Eric on 25 May 2008 at 6:53 am
wow looks excellent I will have to try this
By Andrew on 30 Jul 2008 at 11:47 am
I love you and want to marry you, just for trying this!
Reading this post warmed my heart.
By Scott on 13 Aug 2008 at 5:14 am
NEXT TIME PLEASE PUT FACTS IN IT
By crazysam on 23 Sep 2008 at 2:14 am
I feel you should market this creation to our more rotund American friends. To the British a feast to be shared amongst many. However, a small mid-meal snack for one average yank!!
By Scotch head on 06 Oct 2008 at 5:43 pm
A SUGGESTION————————
HUGE GALA PIE!!!!!
COMBINE BOTH THE OSTRICH EGGS + MASSIVE PORK PIE (PREF DONE IN A RECTANGULAR TIN)PRESTO!!!! YOUR LIFE SHALL BE COMPLETE
By Scotch head on 06 Oct 2008 at 5:48 pm
where can you buy an ostrich egg at ?
By tristian on 25 Oct 2008 at 4:21 pm
where did u get the ostrich egg from?
By Jessica on 31 Oct 2008 at 5:50 pm
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