I had a dream last night in which I met Tom Baker. I asked him if he’d do an interview for b3ta (dunno why, but I called b3ta BThreeTA, which I never do in real life). He agreed, and I asked him how I should contact him.

He roared back at me “It does not work like that. I will contact you. You will wait for my call”. I gave him my mobile number, and he shouted at me again: “This is a premium rate number. Are you trying to con me, boy???”

Then we got into a shouting match.

It’s left me feeling a little uneasy.