the ritchies
My elusive mate Bowers is currently working secretly in West London on a new reality TV show, ‘The Ritchies’, based on the domestic lives of Mr and Mrs Madonna. Although the series doesn’t hit the small-screen for several months, Bowers has sent me a teasing snippet of the show to share exclusively with you, the blogjam reader. It’s truly gripping stuff (audio very nsfw).
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Chris Bowers, you are a genius. It’s been said before but I mean it this time..
By Beckie on 20 Aug 2004 at 4:24 pm
my, the pace of change really is quick these days – that is the best thing since sliced bread!
By the spear carrier on 20 Aug 2004 at 5:16 pm
Cunting hilarious
By P on 20 Aug 2004 at 8:03 pm
ah brilliant. how did you get the camera in there?
By ben wheatley on 20 Aug 2004 at 8:25 pm
that is the dogs.
By 33_hertz on 20 Aug 2004 at 8:41 pm
absoulutely fucking inspiring, you cunt.
By den on 20 Aug 2004 at 10:59 pm
“At Home With The Richies” made me laugh so hard, I shit myself!!…TB in the USA.
By Tom Blackburn on 21 Aug 2004 at 4:46 am
fucking well funny do some more bitch
By BIG D on 21 Aug 2004 at 8:39 am
Madonna is the Queen of Pop and many more music stylzes
Love your silly Joke.
Sex is a great Thing.
By UweB on 21 Aug 2004 at 11:48 am
Truely terrifyingly brillant….pure genius
By poll on 21 Aug 2004 at 12:11 pm
i had to listen to that quietly cos my mums in the next room but all she must have heard was muffled cackling at that fine piece of shit
By greylove on 21 Aug 2004 at 2:16 pm
I must not have the right sens of humour, that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen :-S
By Bob on 21 Aug 2004 at 5:09 pm
Excellent stuff; looking forward to more (please)!
By Wormy on 21 Aug 2004 at 5:13 pm
My Mum says you probably need to go out more, but i say Madonna has a fine snatch! badum ching!
would you like to come round for tea?
By Madamebonsoir et al on 21 Aug 2004 at 9:24 pm
Oh! That sounds quite a bit like Sexy Beast but maybe it’s just my American ears.
By Name on 22 Aug 2004 at 10:34 am
Outstanding production, sparkling script, superb set design. My missus was particularly enthralled with the entire show. A winner!
By SeppoAnglo (Paul) on 22 Aug 2004 at 5:14 pm
Nice use of the word ‘Cunt’ However the joke is meaningless and purile. Now I’ll inhale my own vomit and die, choke choke choke. (Well its is funnier)
By Ches on 22 Aug 2004 at 11:40 pm
One day the common sense of humour will reach beyond senseless profanity. I hope its soon!!
By qwer on 23 Aug 2004 at 11:00 am
Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast
By Arsedog on 23 Aug 2004 at 12:27 pm
Amusing but could be funnier.
By Fandango on 23 Aug 2004 at 1:37 pm
I know a good therapist…
By Shmalex on 23 Aug 2004 at 4:02 pm
Scrumptiousss. Perfect casting. THe Richies complement each other like two brains in a kettle.
By The Saturnyne on 23 Aug 2004 at 4:57 pm
The problem with critics is that too many exist. This shining example of web entertainment should be preserved for future generations!
By Paolo on 23 Aug 2004 at 9:43 pm
that be ace. A delightfully understated, marvellously sensitive portrayal of a modern marriage.
By jonno on 24 Aug 2004 at 7:17 pm
i tink diz iz not a gud stuf.
poor.
By Camelbird on 25 Aug 2004 at 11:54 am
Ridiculously stupid.
By Dave on 25 Aug 2004 at 1:09 pm
Wow… I thought it was gonna be some good stuff… Turns out a dud…
By SoulJah on 25 Aug 2004 at 3:46 pm
You absolutely hilarious cunt. Genius.
By geoff on 25 Aug 2004 at 5:49 pm
this is a riot!
By zombie on 25 Aug 2004 at 6:05 pm
madonna nose does not look like that in real life.that cartoon made madonna look like some kind of witch.:(
i give it a thumbs down.that was awfull!!!!!!!
By sean on 25 Aug 2004 at 7:50 pm
FABULOUS! Pissed myself laughing!
By JeffRey Clagett on 25 Aug 2004 at 9:06 pm
Brillaint…bloddy brilliant!
By Elgringo on 25 Aug 2004 at 9:34 pm
It’s like you animated my life.
By Gerbils on 26 Aug 2004 at 12:38 pm
Fooking brilliant. The final ‘you made me look a right cunt’ still has me laughing like a drain on the 112th time of watching!! No no no no no no no no NO!
By Simon on 26 Aug 2004 at 4:06 pm
Sucks!
By MerBoy on 27 Aug 2004 at 3:49 pm
hilarious, absolutely, absolutely hilarious. and to all the madge fans, piss off, its parody!!!
By rudeboy on 28 Aug 2004 at 6:01 am
Bullshit!!!!!…..no comment…..
By denise on 29 Aug 2004 at 11:25 am
fookin’ brilliante. ive been saying “do you think im some sort of twat?” all week
By renny on 30 Aug 2004 at 4:27 am
Well that was as shit as your Damon Albarn one.
Try not to let the chirruping of the idiots on this page go to your head. Some people get easily excited by flashing lights and swearwords. There is nothing big or clever about saying “FUCK” and “CUNT” lots of times, and you’ll be cringing in embarrassment about it in a few years time.
Try thinking about what proper parody/satire is. You might get a more substantial feeling of self-worth if you drag your humour up from the level of the playground.
By Nick on 01 Sep 2004 at 12:43 pm
“OOOOOH-OOOOH, listen to her!” Chill out Nick, this isn’t exactly intended to be a high art form….but it is entertaining for us lower forms of life. I bet you read the Guardian and think it Gospel.
By Paul on 01 Sep 2004 at 11:30 pm
Keep it up Bowers!
By Paul on 01 Sep 2004 at 11:45 pm
That was one of the funniest clips I have seen in a while- I am addicted- please make more!!! Thanks for bringing a laugh into my day.
By Chani on 07 Sep 2004 at 4:37 pm
LOL! Brilliant!!!
By Anna on 08 Sep 2004 at 5:50 am
I love this clip so much! Yes it’s toilet humour, no it’s nor particularly artistic, but it’s curt and to the point and sooo effective. You are a genius!
By Mark on 18 Sep 2004 at 3:13 am
kommaklar !
By Mysteryn on 22 Sep 2004 at 7:57 am
I really dig your at home with the ritchies flick.
it brought me back to my childhood, i think.
By siryokohomo on 25 Sep 2004 at 6:55 pm
love the movie snatch
By GHETTO on 27 Sep 2004 at 10:28 pm
love the snatch
By GHETTO on 27 Sep 2004 at 10:29 pm
Just having fun
By GHETTO on 27 Sep 2004 at 10:30 pm
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO CUNT!!!!!!!!!
By Stu on 28 Sep 2004 at 10:29 pm
I came across this, and while I can understand why you’re praised for this, there is no intelligence or originality in the animation. I have Tourette’s Syndrome, so I know what it’s like, and I know the truths and myths behind it. The swearing tic (coprolalia) is an extremely rare case in people with the disorder (it occurs in less than 2% of those who have it), and the actual tics that come from it are not even close to the gross exaggeration displayed here. The equivalent of this is if I were to go up to a person who was bald due to chemotherapy, and ask if they could bend over a bit so I could comb my hair in their reflection. This “joke” wouldn’t go over too well with a lot of people, because it’s not that often it happens and not really that true, and also because people know about Cancer. But most of what anybody who does not have Tourette’s, or a friend with it, knows is what they see in the movies or things like these, which is what’s built it up to be the “swearing disease” that it is(n’t) today. Besides, EVERYBODY who does the the Tourette joke does the swearing one. I’m in a Comedy Writing and Performance programme at a college in Toronto, Ontario, and I did a four minute stand up set at Yuk Yuk’s, entirely about Tourette Syndrome, without using one swearing joke and ended up pulling off one of the best sets of the night. If you want to make fun of Tourette’s Syndrome, go right ahead. I do it, too. I’m just asking that you try and be creative, and not use the well-overdone swearing joke that EVERYONE uses. You’ll help clear up the myth a bit, as well as not make yourself look like such an unoriginal artist. Thank you.
By Graham on 16 Oct 2004 at 9:38 am
No, no good!!!, merda!!!
By Tosci on 27 Oct 2004 at 10:56 pm
Hey, this clip was funny as hell. I have to admit that both of them are the bomb.What a piece of wry satire! Ha, Ha!
By Yve on 06 Nov 2004 at 11:33 pm
that was a waste of time
By Julianna on 02 Mar 2005 at 3:38 am
why the fuck doesnt your link work anymore
By Skank on 01 May 2005 at 1:46 pm
hey loser, your link doesnt fucking work!!! learn how to use a computer dumb fuck
By dickface on 01 May 2005 at 1:47 pm
Well done you made it to Gazza!
By THE ORACLE SAYS: on 21 May 2005 at 5:02 pm
is this still available I cant seem to get it to work anyone and it wanted to show it to someone
By madge on 26 May 2005 at 10:44 am
please put this back on
By madge on 30 May 2005 at 5:52 pm
Believable .Where are your Krishna Dieties?
By Craig Haywald on 07 Aug 2005 at 10:33 pm
I just finished this very funny and brilliant book that I know will be of interest to Guy Ritchie and Madonna both. I would love to make a movie and have Guy produce it. Its called Cutting A Doll Head and its about three guys, Tim, Sam, and Andy who attend beauty college because of a bet that was placed on them. There is a lot more. Its funny, interesting, and intelligent all at the same time. I am always open to good advice when it comes to pleasing the audience. Rotchie is brilliant! I absolutely loved Snatch! please contact me if he is ineterested. My e-mail is polinadayspa@aol.com
By Anna on 02 Sep 2005 at 9:53 pm
I would love to meet Madonna, she seems like a true person!
By Carol on 29 Sep 2005 at 7:22 pm
Guy, please use the following as music score in your upcoming project: Artist: Daft Punk, Album: Discovery
tracks: Voyager, One More Time, Digital Love. I look foward to the music scores in your films they’re always placed brilliantly. The tunes really set the culture in each scene. Always in touch. Thanks Jackie J.
By Jackie J. on 11 Oct 2005 at 8:45 pm
madonna, your music to me has inspired, changed and altered the way i feel about men, i am a successful woman, own business, this year i want to take the man that abuused me 30ys ago to court, please help me, he destroyed my life, your music, is strong and powerful, i love you madonna, please help me, i am changed, dont want your money as some kind of charity, just want your input on how i can change what i have, so happy, i will find the love i need one day, u 2 me r the best xxxx
By lorraine on 11 Feb 2007 at 12:51 am
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