Your website now appears at no 1 on the current affairs heading for http://www.newsnow.co.uk

Thanks

Pin

By Pin on 13 Jul 2004 at 12:22 am

Excellent stuff. That’s a great start.

By fraser on 13 Jul 2004 at 12:38 am

What have you got agaisnt the Cunt Colouring Book?

By Stephen Newton on 13 Jul 2004 at 11:34 am

Nothing at all - it’s a fine, educational volume. But I want my moment in history.

By fraser on 13 Jul 2004 at 11:36 am

So you mean, everytime that the word cunt is searched for you want the cunting result to suggest that cunt actually refers to Damon Albarn, and your belief that he is a cunt? Right ho.

By Mata on 13 Jul 2004 at 1:59 pm

link

By Skitster on 13 Jul 2004 at 2:23 pm

Damon Albarn is a cunt! Damon Albarn is a cunt! Damon Albarn is a cunt! Damon Albarn is a cunt! Damon Albarn is a cunt!Damon Albarn is a cunt! Damon Albarn is a cunt! Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt, Damon Albarn is a cunt!

By b2 on 13 Jul 2004 at 2:28 pm

Damon Albarn is, indeed, a fucking cunt. fucking cunt.fucking cunt.fucking cunt.fucking cunt.fucking cunt.

By Easty on 13 Jul 2004 at 3:06 pm

You’re all a bunch of cunts. I make you all dance with ‘Parklife’ and then you do this to me. bastards.

Woo fucking hoo. I feel heavy metal.

By Mr D Albarn Esq on 13 Jul 2004 at 3:27 pm

Do excuse me Mr Albarn, but I believe the correct collective noun for cunts is a ’set’.

Yours, (with a view to the correct use of English)
Steeeeeeeeeeevo.

By Steevo on 13 Jul 2004 at 3:44 pm

It is actually a ‘bunch’ of cunts.

By Murray on 13 Jul 2004 at 4:39 pm

Added to FuckSocks, has a high PR so hope it helps!

By Stevierar on 13 Jul 2004 at 5:24 pm

Woohoo!

By fraser on 13 Jul 2004 at 6:13 pm

Well I have done my bit with a very minimal page with a link. I see that so far the site is no.5 on the list of results for cunt on Google. Lets see it at no1 soon…….

By jmdarkhorse on 13 Jul 2004 at 10:03 pm

you’re all CUNTS!

By johno on 13 Jul 2004 at 11:23 pm

Added to http://glassco.cx/

By rjt on 14 Jul 2004 at 12:35 am

Googlebomb
Blogjam is trying to get Blur’s Damon Alburn to be the top entry for the word cunt (which if you…

By David Galbraith on 14 Jul 2004 at 2:52 am

No. 2 and rising, nearly there you little ripper

By zip zip technique on 14 Jul 2004 at 9:24 am

RE: Earlier comment - the correct collective name for cunts is a ‘mound’.

e.g Simon Cowell, Neil Fox, every Big Brother contestant ever and Damon Albarn are a mound of cunts.

Yiddo

By Yiddo on 14 Jul 2004 at 10:53 am

Oxford English Dictionary:
Cunt(n); Saxon word for Sheath or Scabbard,
Common vernacular for female genitalia (vulg.)
Albarn (Damon) (20th cent. pop.mediocrity)
Collective noun: Set ie. “You bollock-brained set of cunts, how much time do you set of cunts have to waste on this type of shyte”

By Steevo on 14 Jul 2004 at 11:08 am

three of my websites are now running it, as well as a few mates ones, anything to help

By Joe on 14 Jul 2004 at 12:34 pm

Yay! Thanks. Terrific stuff.

By fraser on 14 Jul 2004 at 12:44 pm

Mound.

By Yiddo on 14 Jul 2004 at 1:11 pm

Added to my website, still at No.2, but theres time yet.
Good Luck with such a fine venture

By NoMoreFaith on 14 Jul 2004 at 1:25 pm

for the benefit of the cunt
yesterdays post was added without any explanation… thats ok. fraser wants to be the #1 google result for the word cunt. (he’s now at number two) so look if you are gonna say the word cunt at least link back…

By chew get meh? on 14 Jul 2004 at 2:23 pm

“set” of cunts
“mound” of twats
“bunch” of fanny’s
“peck” of pissflaps
“bundle” of labia
“pot” of clitorii
“bucket” of minges
“rally” of beetle bonnets Be Told! for fucks sake!!!!!!!!!

By steevo on 14 Jul 2004 at 2:53 pm

damon albarn isn’t really that much of a cunt but I’m prepared to play along in the name of scientific investigation

By laurence on 14 Jul 2004 at 3:10 pm

I like Damon Albarn, I tell you who ye be cuntish of like, VERNON KAY! now that be proper cunting like.

By You shall know be by MONK! on 14 Jul 2004 at 7:24 pm

dont forget the cunt-king jamie cunting oliver

By bullshit_and_onions on 14 Jul 2004 at 7:50 pm

Dude, you’re like, totally, like, 4th already man. That’s really killer. Man, those Google guys must be stoners for not filtering cunt. What are they smoking? It’s the like the only bad swear word left.

By Lewisham on 14 Jul 2004 at 8:11 pm

Hello, I suffer from a very rare case of turretts syndrome. CUNT. Not that I have anything against Damon CUNT Alburn, this campign is proper bo CUNT.

By cunt-stable smith on 14 Jul 2004 at 10:51 pm

By George you’ve cunting well done it! Well done!

By Smiffy on 14 Jul 2004 at 11:00 pm

Well done, you cunt. A very successful google-bomb

By weedom on 14 Jul 2004 at 11:21 pm

arise Sir Fraser, Lord of the Cunts.

By perky pat on 15 Jul 2004 at 12:39 am

This is good, but we must not rest, contented with what we have already accomplished, however encouraging that may be. The most important of all our tasks is to train up the generation which shall succeed us.

And so on.

By fraser on 15 Jul 2004 at 1:19 am

Actually it’s a

“snatch” of cunts

By frond gargler on 15 Jul 2004 at 7:06 pm

Your now number 1! Congrats!

By Sparky on 17 Jul 2004 at 1:14 am

woohoo number 1. Alburn maybe a cunt, but so are you for fucking with google. I will now make it my mission to get you removed from google entirely, hurrah

By chebby on 17 Jul 2004 at 11:58 am

The Kuwait Union for New Teachers have been called a set of kunts for a long time now. But we do have a BUNCH of S.A.D kunts (Saudi Arabian Department), and a BEVVY of D.A.F.T kunts (Dubai Association For Teaching)
I’ve just aquired http://www.maggiesdead.com - can anyone send me any maggie related stuff to include on the site, in anticipation of her demise - for free and a link? you can find my number and address by going to maggiesdead.com - what i’d really like is a flash game where you control maggie trying to steal milk from babies - any help out there??

By Chief Kunt on 20 Jul 2004 at 12:52 pm

like this?
cunt

By Chrull on 20 Jul 2004 at 4:08 pm

added to me site…..:D

By Matt Facer on 22 Jul 2004 at 7:14 pm

I thought it was a “handful” of cunts. Oh well

By Sandman733 on 22 Jul 2004 at 9:46 pm

I genuinely don’t see what’s wrong with Damon Albarn.

By Ned on 23 Jul 2004 at 7:52 pm

Yeah you wankers, there’s nothing wrong with good ol’ Damon. Leave the guy alone.

By Steve on 23 Jul 2004 at 8:46 pm

I actually searched fo Vernon Kay is a cunt on google… I really hate him… and this site came up… was just looking to see if anyone else felt the same…

By christian on 28 Jul 2004 at 12:17 pm

What a brilliant idea! Nice bomb guys!

By Armswiper on 28 Jul 2004 at 10:29 pm

Does Albram live in Cornwall? I only ask as we are filling up with Cunts, and only yesterday I said to my dear wife, Looky yonder! there go’s the king of the cunts Albram.

By Bobby Kernow on 02 Aug 2004 at 9:30 am

Recurring Expressions in Music Reviews
i love this one:
http://www.blogjam.com/2004/07/13/cuntbomb/

By I Love Music on 27 Jan 2005 at 6:31 pm

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
???I am a Chinese youth.These days I am more desired.I want to find that kind of things abroad.In our Chinese,that things are too little?but that maybe good more times.

By ZhangYonghao on 06 Apr 2005 at 12:50 pm

Google Sucks Big time. They never rank pages on bases of relevancy, want proof? go to google and search for “click here” without quotes, you will get adobe site page on top position, and click here word is not in the whole page, so GOOGLE SUCKS BIG TIME, FUCKING CUNT.

GOOGLE LOUSY MOTHER FUCKERS.
they are spamming the fucking internet with the so called adsense fucking cunnt,
On every website there is a fucking ad of Google.
GOOGLE CUNTTTTTTTTT
FUCK GOOGLE

By Google Sucks on 22 Sep 2005 at 2:20 am

Whaooo!

oooh, look at me, I’m a google cunt, and you’re all a bunch of cunts, we are all cunts, I’ve got my finger up a big wet smelly hairy cunt ( our CFO ) and there are a bunch of cunts here I haven’t fucked yet - fuck them, they are all cunts!

why are you cunts here reading about my cunt, and my cunts I fuck, you miserable cunts!

You cunts!

Google ( we are a bunch of cunts! )

By I'm a dumb cunt at Google on 09 Dec 2005 at 12:30 pm

oh, fuck, another cunt walked past my google cubicle ( it’s small, dark, damp, it reminds me of a cunt ) and I am sure more cunts will walk past me again soon.

why are all these cunts here, they are cunts, and cunts work here, I hate cunts, I hate being a cunt, and I hate working for cunts, my boss is a cunt, his boss is a cunt, his boss has a cunt, and her boss is a cunt too.

no wonder we are all so screwed, so fucked, surrounded by so many cunts, I hate working here at google, I hate cunts, I hate hating cunts, and I hate cunts who hate cunts, and I fucking hate you, you stupid fucking cunt!

fuck this, you’re just a bunch of cunts.

cunts!

By I'm a dumb cunt at Google on 09 Dec 2005 at 12:33 pm

ppl i like cunts

By add on 18 Dec 2005 at 9:13 pm

I really don’t like the use of the word cunt as an insult, or in any negative way at all. Cunt is the proper olde english word for a woman’s genitals, and a wonderful sexy word it is too.

I realise that I am in a very small minority, but would politely suggest that Damon is in fact alright and maybe a much more suitable target for a googlecuntbomb would now be Amir Massoud Tofangsazan?

By kundalovely on 03 Jun 2006 at 1:11 pm

You Bunch of Cunts

By ricky c on 07 Jul 2006 at 7:32 pm

An absolute cunt of an offer available on cillitbang.com ! cleans cunts like a cunt! yours sincerley barry scott

By Barry Scott on 07 Jul 2006 at 7:34 pm

you’re a fat cunt!!!! I love the word CUNT…I have never seen the word cunt used so much…..so many people here hate CUnts..i know a cunt…he is right next to me…..CUNT!!!!

By Dave on 15 Jan 2007 at 8:51 pm

you guys are all a bunch of cunts. Or is that a bevy of cunts? Man i only came across this site because i was looking for the collective noun for cunts. There is some disagreement among the interweb community.

By L-fresh on 30 Jan 2007 at 12:56 pm

Damon is not a cunt. He looks too good to be a cunt.

By Rita Darlene Walker on 18 Feb 2007 at 6:25 am

Lets begin a story about cunts shall we not. We all love cunts. Cunts are great thingies- Lets sing, and make a song … I’ll start … ” OH CUNT! DO you feel my cunt love bouffing from inside? Eh? Cunt smell … ” and a 1 . 2 . 3 .4 :

By Haribo on 05 Mar 2007 at 3:42 am

you can suck my32 3hautt3ky 3ba,,3slladc;3#]3#

By Felix Clutson on 10 May 2008 at 12:06 pm