I concur

I’d also love to see your tributes to Thom Yorke, Bono & Sting. If you have 5 mins…

By andy on 14 May 2004 at 3:08 pm

i love blur, but i’ve always thought Damon was… well, you know…

By Val on 14 May 2004 at 3:10 pm

Genius and correct too. Well done!

By Ben Records on 14 May 2004 at 3:27 pm

cunts.

By nick mascellani on 14 May 2004 at 3:48 pm

WEAKSAUCE

By Trey Delta on 14 May 2004 at 5:37 pm

genius and well informed in my opinion

By spamhead on 14 May 2004 at 5:42 pm

Yup,ur are a fakn CUNT!

By G on 14 May 2004 at 5:57 pm

What’s so funny about that?

By Groin on 14 May 2004 at 8:44 pm

Ha ha ha! true true! I like blur a lot, but Damon is a C**T!
Having just seen Morrissey on Jonathon Ross he needs ‘sorting’ too wink wink, although i like his Smiths stuff…

By Tim Smith on 14 May 2004 at 11:40 pm

fan-fucking-tastic sir.

By king_dong on 14 May 2004 at 11:42 pm

DERP

By joshua apple on 15 May 2004 at 12:23 am

that song was funny at first, but then it just got stupid. Try to make up some more creative lyrics.

By Erin Lynch on 15 May 2004 at 12:29 am

THEPETITIONSITE.COM
HELP STOP PUPPY MILLS
THANK-YOU

By liz on 15 May 2004 at 1:09 am

they all look like blurter bandits to me

By bill on 15 May 2004 at 8:42 am

Peurile crap!

By Silly Boy on 16 May 2004 at 12:25 am

OMGGGGGGGGGGG…WTF was that…I almost fell outta my chair cuz it was so fucking funny…!!!

By Peek~A~Boo on 16 May 2004 at 3:17 am

Surely that HAS to be their next single

By John Kelly on 16 May 2004 at 7:26 am

OMG! SOMEBODY DISSED STING! THIS IS WRONG.

btw, the cunt anim is great. make more.. just not of sting.

By STING! on 16 May 2004 at 10:16 am

Pretty poor stuff really.

By required on 16 May 2004 at 8:38 pm

Best thing ever!! Really well done indeed, any chance you’d stick the chords for the song on the site?

By kplex on 16 May 2004 at 8:45 pm

Amazing how you managed to get both ends of the cows in the same shot…

By Yogie on 17 May 2004 at 1:59 pm

nice sexy cows.

(ele-ebe.com)

By ele-ebe on 17 May 2004 at 8:41 pm

whoa…man, you should so start like a cult or something, that was soooo fucking inspiring.

By fallingdoor on 17 May 2004 at 8:59 pm

blimey alert.

they certainly look like womens private parts in that picture.

(note: your private parts are the part of your body covered by your swimming cosume)

By the woo on 18 May 2004 at 8:43 pm

I liked the cows very much, but who are those cunts in the foreground?

Hmmmmmmm?

By Ches Whistler on 18 May 2004 at 10:36 pm

In the words of Derek and Clive. What a fucking cunt, the fucking cunt.

By Scaryduck on 19 May 2004 at 9:46 am

Any chance of an MP3?

By JG on 19 May 2004 at 12:22 pm

I’ll see what I can do.

By fraser on 19 May 2004 at 12:32 pm

the cunts are “fresian” thats why they are wearing such crappy “jerseys”

well thats my “beef”!

up yours too!

By ermintrude on 19 May 2004 at 9:26 pm

Fair to middling.

A preloader usually helps… (Yes, I do have broadband)

By JB on 20 May 2004 at 7:05 pm

That is quite simply utter genius.

By Someone called Yamyam on 20 May 2004 at 10:47 pm

That was truly cool. And it’s probably not cool to say cool anymore, and that’s what makes it cool.

I agree with what Andy said. You owe it to the world to tell us about what cunts other holiercooler than thou musicians are. Come on, do it.

You know you want to.

Personally I fucking hate Eddie Vedder. Please include him. He is a cunt. A big flappy one. With outy bits.

By Froody on 21 May 2004 at 8:26 am

Legend….What a dirty bag of minge mince ‘ee is.
CeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuunTTTTTTTTuuuuu

By Baker on 22 May 2004 at 5:35 pm

great fun!

By logan on 23 May 2004 at 9:49 pm

Couldn’t you make the download any bigger?
It should carry a warning -You’ll wait even if you’ve got 1MB. Cunt

By Richard on 24 May 2004 at 7:44 am

i love you?

By bratchny on 26 May 2004 at 10:23 am

Well done! It is apparently possible to like Blur & love this as well, because I certainly do.

By David on 31 May 2004 at 10:21 am

you all suck ass you bunch of slack jawed faggots!!!

By richie on 02 Jun 2004 at 1:12 am

Pure genius, the lyrics truly sum up Damon in a balanced manner. After all, the man is a complete c**t.

By krafty on 04 Jun 2004 at 6:24 am

I liked it, its very clever, a song to listen along to would be good, but I don’t see why he’s supposed to be such a cunt? I’ve always quite liked the guy. him and his moods and bad voice.

By Vic on 11 Jun 2004 at 3:55 pm

In a word, that was CUNTING.

By Melon on 12 Jun 2004 at 2:34 pm

wicked!!! u cunt

By jeff farrel on 12 Jun 2004 at 11:53 pm

ARE THESE GUYS THE UDDER CUNTS ??

BIG THUMBS UP FROM -C-A-N-A-D-A-

By Giles on 19 Jun 2004 at 8:49 pm

Erm… I think the Gallagher brothers would be a bit more appropriate…

By Amanda on 24 Jun 2004 at 12:24 am

Watch Out. We will come soon and hit your ass with a bass.

By gorillaz on 08 Jul 2004 at 9:59 pm

Watch Out. We will come soon and hit your ass with a bass.

By gorillaz on 08 Jul 2004 at 9:59 pm

DAMON IS NO CUNT, LIAM AND NOEL MAYBE………..

LEAVE MY MAN ALONE

By DONNA on 11 Jul 2004 at 4:31 pm

OI VIC HIS VOICE IS AMAZING YOU MOTHER FCUKER!!

By DONNA on 11 Jul 2004 at 4:32 pm

Look at me.. I’m working class look I’m genuine gorr blimey misster whoops there goes me sweeps brush… I’m a cartoon
CUNT
top song

By joey jo jo on 14 Jul 2004 at 4:01 pm

a fine piece of work and mildly piss-provoking.

By gavskill on 16 Jul 2004 at 11:23 am

what a fuckign cunt he is, you’ve nailed it good sir, back of the net

By Its funny cos its true on 19 Jul 2004 at 11:30 am

I am sick of these cretinous flash animations. Spend some time on something more productive. Grow up and get a life, you silly child.

By Nick on 19 Jul 2004 at 2:28 pm

a woo yay to you but u need to put in a pre-loader

By mark on 20 Jul 2004 at 1:06 am

derinetly one of the most “up his own arse” musos around

By chopper on 20 Jul 2004 at 9:38 pm

Cunt!

By Cunty Chops on 21 Jul 2004 at 7:48 am

I wonder if Damon actually believes he’s not a cunt?
My mate Onion Bag Finder reckons he IS a cunt.
I reckon Nick on 19th July 2:28pm might be a bit of cunt too.
Now that’s a BIG cor blimey.

By Dav in Melb on 21 Jul 2004 at 2:19 pm

I was a music-obsessed teenager during the Britpop ‘revolution’ & an avid consumer of records and music mag, so I, like many had the whole shit rubbed in our faces from the moment Damon Albarn started liking dog racing & tea dances. Though many of the key players in this revolutionarily backward-looking musical movement that put British independent music back 20 years (thanks a lot for that, cunts) appeared to be charismatic & creative individuals at first, it gradually dawned on me that the lot of them, the whole shebang, were a crowd of visionless self-celebrating CUNTS of the highest order and none higher than, olroight?, Damon Albarn, King Of Cunts. So I jacked that Britpop shit in.
Having decided to return to my recent past like a dog to his own vomit by viewing the Live Forever documentary & reading John Harris’ excellent The Last Party, I can conclude conclusively that Damon Albarn WAS the biggest cunt in an ocean of cunts back then and is still the biggest music making cunt since Mick Hucknall was born. Thank you for making this absolutely clear in your delightful song, which is catchier & more pleasurable than anything off Think Tank. A single release is surely necessary?

By Julian McElhatton on 21 Jul 2004 at 10:06 pm

Number 1 for “fucking cunt” too. Huzzah.

By Rob Manuel on 22 Jul 2004 at 1:35 pm

We think that the ginger haired cunt should say “cunt” quietly at the end. Apart from that — quite brilliant. Though a little obvious.

For your next trick try Big Fun doing a song about being puffs.

By Ziggy Rat on 23 Jul 2004 at 10:39 pm

In reply to Scaryduck, May 19th.
“Who you calling cunt?, cunt.

By Flaps on 24 Jul 2004 at 8:56 pm

i searched for “cunt” and found this site first!

By Bully on 25 Jul 2004 at 1:55 pm

love it i keep playing it over and over oh what a fucking cunt i am

By peter on 29 Jul 2004 at 3:27 pm

You have far far too much spare time on your hands. I am not the biggest fan of mockney Damon, but what brought that on…?

Did he anally-rape your mum and make you teabag his balls?

By Loki on 29 Jul 2004 at 6:42 pm

LOL!!! I searched for the word “cunt” online whilst being very bored at work and this was the no1 site listing. So Damon you are the biggest cunt on the internet but not quite as big as the cunt of a boss who sacked me for being online during work hours looking at what he called “SHITE!!!”

By bobby on 30 Jul 2004 at 12:19 pm

LOL!!! I searched for the word “cunt” online whilst being very bored at work and this was the no1 site listing. So Damon you are the biggest cunt on the internet but not quite as big as the cunt of a boss who sacked me for being online during work hours looking at what he called “SHITE!!!”

By bobby man on 30 Jul 2004 at 12:19 pm

LOL!!! I searched for the word “cunt” online whilst being very bored at work and this was the no1 site listing. So Damon you are the biggest cunt on the internet but not quite as big as the cunt of a boss who sacked me for being online during work hours looking at what he called “SHITE!!!”

By bobby man on 30 Jul 2004 at 12:20 pm

sorry folks that was not my fault it kept saying internal server error anyway off down the job centre….bye.

By bobby man on 30 Jul 2004 at 12:22 pm

Vote google bombing for a better tomorrow! =)

By MackanZoor on 30 Jul 2004 at 9:13 pm

Absolutely Genious….The COW singing i have to say made…..Well done guys great job! When is the next installment??

By Lovers on 04 Aug 2004 at 2:24 am

omg. omg. omg. omg. omg. i love this. I love damon’s music, but hell ya! he’s a huge fuckin cunt! but his music IS good, so fuck all you who say it isn’t. But yeah… he’s a huge cunt…. too bad!

By crystal on 06 Aug 2004 at 6:10 am

i think ur a cunt

By Mark on 12 Aug 2004 at 9:55 pm

what a fucking cunt u r

By Mark on 12 Aug 2004 at 9:55 pm

I have to agree with him there

By Nathan Strange on 12 Aug 2004 at 9:56 pm

i have to agree with him there

By Nathan Strange on 12 Aug 2004 at 9:56 pm

A SONG ALL MEN SHOULD BE SINGING

By michelle on 13 Aug 2004 at 2:50 pm

Fucking genuis!! Nice one!!

By Aena on 14 Aug 2004 at 9:23 am

THANK YOU!!!

By Jeff on 15 Aug 2004 at 3:28 pm

THANK YOU!!! Was havin a rough day- thinkin of ending it all, I mean…you know…what’s the use?!!! Give me a dart to stick in my eye…. You are, it is(your approach to life in this didy,) what it is…I mean, “here are my balls, give them a yank” that made me piss myself laughin. Thank you.

By Jeff on 15 Aug 2004 at 3:35 pm

ur a cunning linguist!

By Cat on 16 Aug 2004 at 10:45 am

That was fucking great me-old matey poo, and if people dont like it then FUCK em , thats what i say Yes yes yes Fuck em …………(bollocks}

By loopy on 16 Aug 2004 at 1:42 pm

Did some or all of the group neglect to take their required medication.?

By mike king on 29 Aug 2004 at 2:38 am

YOU POMS ARE A MAD MOB OF CUNTS WE KNOW THAT ALL READY….FUCK WITS…
SIGNED..BIG AUSSIE.JOE

By TREVOR THE AUSSIE 5 on 01 Sep 2004 at 3:34 am

true to the word and no denying. top one.

By peter on 01 Sep 2004 at 12:59 pm

hes a real cunt ,,and a chelsea cunt at that yids yids yids ,,,jonthfc itk.

By jonthfc on 09 Sep 2004 at 1:02 am

FUCK U!
BLUR IZ DA BEST!!!!!!

By csabav on 11 Sep 2004 at 1:48 pm

C’mon man, he’s got working class roots. Lets see Gallagher, Yorke or Anderson come up with albums as varied as Parklife, 13, Mali Music and various film scores. The Small Faces were mockney and Pete libertine’s just a junkie little fuck with a shite hat and a good marketing strategy. And now Damon speaks with in a rather estuary manner and wears baggy jeans – who cares? I think he’s pretty damn cool, used to have amazin hair. He’s proven himself to be the best songwriter since Bowie’s prime. He could write tunes like Live Forever but he doesn’t like rock ‘n’ roll and Beetlebum shits all over that tune. Maybe he’s too refined for all you dirty little proles. Oops. Cunts!

By Amo on 18 Sep 2004 at 9:18 pm

Real fucking cuntish, i loved it.. especially those sexy pieces of beef

By Cunt Mother Fucker on 19 Sep 2004 at 1:26 am

I NORMALLY GET SHIT 4 MY NAME BUT NOW PEOPLE APPRECIATE ME.. I FEEL LOVED

By Mike Hunt on 19 Sep 2004 at 1:28 am

some things are just meant to be……!
truely cunted !
big R E S P E C T !
peace’n love
m

By mark-us-jah-far-eye on 24 Sep 2004 at 5:41 pm

Blur is the B.S.O of my life.

By madrid on 28 Sep 2004 at 12:34 am

that was funny shit

By natalie on 28 Sep 2004 at 9:45 am

ur a coc

By ty on 30 Sep 2004 at 6:09 pm

How many more times can you fit cunt into that song?? It was really funny though. XD

By Bryant on 30 Sep 2004 at 8:14 pm

You missed out the lyrics “Dry, diseased ropey old”

By Smithy on 06 Oct 2004 at 8:01 am

that owns dude, is there anywhere i can download this video?

By BurnMyEyes on 08 Oct 2004 at 11:27 am

What the hell random cows

By Laura on 08 Oct 2004 at 12:35 pm

i think boods are good

By Laura on 08 Oct 2004 at 12:36 pm

He truly is a c**t!

By Beanstrainer on 10 Oct 2004 at 11:29 am

Blur are CUNTs allright, but so are people that make flashmovies, so I don’t know…
I guess you’re all just CUNTs

By Bente Ræv on 14 Oct 2004 at 9:15 pm

mmmmmmmmmm,pppppuuusssssssyyyy.
soory love a bit of cunt but nit that cockney bunch of fannybatter!!!!

By a.p.knees on 15 Oct 2004 at 9:06 pm

With respect to Derek and Clyde.
Don’t call me a Cunt……… Cunt!

By Magnus Vikingur on 16 Oct 2004 at 2:01 pm

THIS FUCKING CUNT SONG SO FUCKING CUNNY….PEACE CUNT LOVERS…HEHE!

By CUNT FUCKER on 19 Oct 2004 at 1:44 am

What a fucking cunt indeed!

By You Fucking Cunt on 19 Oct 2004 at 3:28 pm

I think my ass is a little too small. I’ve been trying everything to get it bigger. I eat,excercise and play with it alot. I still can’t get a nice ass. This also makes me uncomfortable when its comes to the oppposite sex. I wear thongs alot but i don’t feel i have much to show. I was born with a narrow round ass and don’t have much fat whatsoever. I’ve had alot of people tell me i need to put some meat on my ass. It also might have something to do with my height being that i am a tall kinda slim guy. Anyways, i don’t what to do. I want a really nice ass that i can be proud of. *sighs*

By I think my ass is a little too small. I've been trying everything to get it bigger. I eat,excercise and play with it alot. I still can't get a nice ass. This also makes me uncomfortable when its comes to the oppposite sex. I wear thongs alot but i don't f on 22 Oct 2004 at 10:29 am

Get a life, you fucking saddo’s !!!!!

By Angie on 26 Oct 2004 at 10:57 pm

i a cunt wot a fukin i a is

By kjujl on 31 Oct 2004 at 12:17 pm

Charming, simply charming!
The Cows should sing all together instead of just one Cow!

By Dave on 03 Nov 2004 at 5:15 pm

Genius! Although I seem to be the last one in the UK to see it!

Surely a Liam/Noel version should be coming?…

By Markio on 04 Nov 2004 at 1:24 pm

Yep. You really are a bunch of cunts.

By frank on 04 Nov 2004 at 1:44 pm

Fan-cunting-tastic

By Anthony on 05 Nov 2004 at 10:52 pm

Since the modern unsolvency of the universe and the un-nature of man, due to an increasing lack of self worth and the media hype of amerikan politics , man has looked for meaning in many unworthy causes.. however,this website gives hope to the floundering race of men. For it is true, Damon Albarn is a FUCKING CUNT!. Thankyou. S.Hawking.

By TheGreatBeast on 06 Nov 2004 at 4:52 pm

Yes, yes he is.

By Christopher on 08 Nov 2004 at 1:58 pm

Yes.

By getting shit-faced on 08 Nov 2004 at 6:10 pm

no sir you are a cunt

By goku on 11 Nov 2004 at 8:22 am

no sir you are a cunt

By goku on 11 Nov 2004 at 8:23 am

Quite funny – I like blur, and I can take the joke.. well done. However I HAVE met Damon and he is not/was not a C**T (1995 aftershow party) he was actually a very nice chap, the rest is for show and suckers fall for it all the time.

By random dude on 12 Nov 2004 at 10:09 am

Albarn is far more original than you give him credit for. He’d be more likely to sing “Am I not a cunting fuck?”

By F.R. Leavis on 17 Nov 2004 at 6:26 am

Get a life

By Big Chas on 17 Nov 2004 at 11:10 pm

Fuckin mint you cheared me up no end

By Rick on 18 Nov 2004 at 4:07 pm

Bunch of classic cunts!

By jock on 21 Nov 2004 at 2:44 pm

Cunts are usefull but that tosspot of a cunt albarn is not! nice work.

By A PROPER CUNT on 13 Dec 2004 at 8:56 pm

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By CUNTchops on 14 Dec 2004 at 7:57 pm

i totaly think that you must be a total cunt to be having a totaly funny web site like this one and hope that you will get somewere one day soon

a big thanks

By junkie on 16 Dec 2004 at 7:15 am

Graham, get over it!

You where kicked out so I can understand your pain but this is bitter!

OK, your right he is a CUNT! But a whole website devoted to you vitriol? man thats hardcore!

By Jon Palmer on 19 Dec 2004 at 12:05 am

He is also getting Bald!

By Jon Palmer on 19 Dec 2004 at 12:07 am

Well I am shocked – there I was carrying out some legitimate research of what happens when you type ‘CUNT’ into Google and up you came – Number 1 slot (as it were). The folks at Google must hate Albarn and co as much as you do. Anyway fuckin’ inspired!

By Simeon on 22 Dec 2004 at 9:01 pm

DAMON I’M PREGNANT.

By Silvia on 29 Dec 2004 at 5:23 pm

she’s a fuckin cunt you forgot the s

By divorced on 06 Jan 2005 at 2:15 am

you forgot the s she is a fucking cunt

By divorced on 06 Jan 2005 at 2:16 am

What a website its great im a cunt and im going to sing that song while watching the boo win with my pot belly broken nose pidgeon feet builders arse crack and oh yeah whoooooo

By Phil McCracken on 07 Jan 2005 at 11:41 pm

what a bunch of cunts

By cunty on 08 Jan 2005 at 1:29 pm

What a bunch of cunts!!!

By Dennis on 11 Jan 2005 at 2:47 am

How droll. That must have taken what, 2 seconds to concieve?

Perhaps an education may broaden your abilities.

By karlos fandango on 16 Jan 2005 at 2:41 am

Hey.
If Damons a cunt then so am I! Love it, Love Him
Chrisi
xx

By Chrisi on 17 Jan 2005 at 5:04 pm

You are a fuckin asshole have a good day Bangor Maine

By Jimmy Jam Jonesd on 21 Jan 2005 at 1:35 am

You are a fuckin asshole have a good day Bangor Maine

By Jimmy Jam Jonesd on 21 Jan 2005 at 1:35 am

What a fuckin’ unt you are!

By William on 21 Jan 2005 at 3:41 am

i love that , im a cunt too.

By cunt on 22 Jan 2005 at 7:55 pm

I thought you’d nicked my song when I saw your title but mine although containing the same phrase is called “Self Assessment”. When I tried to open your lyrics I got a blank page! I admire the sentiment anyway.

By boss man M on 27 Jan 2005 at 12:05 am

ABSOLUTE LOAD OF STUDENT TOSSWANK

By Paul on 29 Jan 2005 at 8:23 pm

SHIT THE MOST FUCKING BORING THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN NOT FUNNY AT ALL MUST HAVE TOKEN ABOUT 2 SECS TO MAKE CAUSE IS TOTAL SHIT DIDNT NO THAT THERE WAS N E THINK SO SHIT OUT TILL NOW THAT THERE COULD BE SUCH SAD CUNTS TO EVEN MAKE SUCH A PEASE OF FUCKING CRAP LIKE THIS???? TRY MY HOME WEB SITE BEEN RATED 10 / 10 NEVER HAD ON BAD FREED BACK.WWW.PUNCHBABY.COM ON MY WEB SITE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE WORLDS FUNNYEST MOVIES EVER SO CHEAK IT OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN UNLIKE THIS FUCKING WEB SITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA DONT FORGET CHEAK IT OUT UR LOVE IT ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

By big bossman on 29 Jan 2005 at 9:32 pm

What a twat!

By Blah on 13 Feb 2005 at 3:48 am

yep he’s a fuckin’ cunt

By me on 13 Feb 2005 at 4:00 pm

I agree completely, what a bunch of cunts… Clearly.

By LC on 04 Mar 2005 at 3:28 pm

Oi!

By Damon Albarn on 08 Mar 2005 at 12:24 pm

I Thought my cheesy knob and BO was the talk of the community CLEARY i was fuckin wrong LOOK @ THAT CUNT

By Cheesy Knob on 16 Mar 2005 at 2:14 am

i am looking for job. i have skills of the kind that is good in your cuntry. I am sufferin computer addiction. send me money. plesae. my wife she say thankyou.
pradesh

By thepigs on 05 Apr 2005 at 10:46 am

this is crazy and I love it.

By pile of ned on 27 Apr 2005 at 9:36 pm

You four punks most certainly look like Fucking Cunts..

By Ben Rang on 20 May 2005 at 1:58 pm

Nice Cuntry music

By Ray Young on 21 May 2005 at 3:37 am

I saw this the day it came out. Must say how rockin it is for all this shit to be happening.

LONG LIVE THE CUNT AND THE CUNTS WHO FOLLOW HIM!!

By TomARSE on 15 Jun 2005 at 7:31 am

cunt how fuckin hilarious well done

By jamrock on 06 Aug 2005 at 2:13 am

wait i got it wrong i meant u people r all cunts nd its hillarious how cuntish u really r hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahah. but seriously u r all CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

By jamrock on 06 Aug 2005 at 2:22 am

NA I AINT JOKIN NOW UR ALL FUCKIN CCCCCUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS GONNA GET MERKED

By jamrock on 06 Aug 2005 at 2:27 am

Very Apt!

By Ivor dick on 07 Sep 2005 at 5:28 am

As Frank Sinatra sang “Some Cunt chanted evening”

By Dick Pullar on 07 Sep 2005 at 5:30 am

Youse cunts are fucked!

By knot us on 16 Sep 2005 at 1:51 pm

fncking your cunt

By aziz on 06 Oct 2005 at 3:34 am

i am a.player looking for club in european team, my is kazeem ,i am a 18year old boy.
i want you to mail me bark

By kazeem on 11 Oct 2005 at 9:59 pm

cunt

By mostafa on 18 Oct 2005 at 12:15 am

salam:))

By mostafa on 18 Oct 2005 at 12:32 am

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By iran on 18 Oct 2005 at 12:34 am

i love you azadeh

By azadeh&mostafa on 18 Oct 2005 at 12:35 am

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By mostafa ahmadi.form iran on 18 Oct 2005 at 12:37 am

kiram biad to on cunt
my penis on mathers cunt shahab shomali bashgahe biliard nikan

By mostafa ahmadi.form iran on 18 Oct 2005 at 12:40 am

kose namosa khar madare hametono ghayidam:_)

By lashi_mostafa ahmadi on 18 Oct 2005 at 12:42 am

koskashaye kote

By lashi_mostafa ahmadi on 18 Oct 2005 at 12:44 am

hes actually a southern fucking cunt twat bastard

By becko on 23 Oct 2005 at 6:32 pm

EXUUUSE ME! Damon albarn is not a cunt! he may have ego but hes aloud to hes fucken perfect in every way!! U r all cunts for having nofing better to do but call rich cute, geniouses cunts because your all jelous!!! Go find sumfing creative to do with your life so i dont hav to keep looking at these stupid websites and sticking up for Damon. P.S u mess with damon u mess with me, so get the FUCK LOST!

By Damon albarn is god! on 17 Nov 2005 at 6:22 am

erm…what’s this..? You, an avid internet nerd, who probably can’t sing a single note in key, is taking the piss out of one of the greatest music makers in British Music History. I can’t believe you have the nerve to take the piss out of the man who has brought legend music to us. though thinktank did suck a bit. but seriously Get a life which doesnt revolve around flash animation and taking the piss out of famous people. Got to HELL, You bloodyFuckwad

By erm...what the Hell do you think you ARE DOING??? on 05 Dec 2005 at 11:00 pm

Fook ME!!!!!!

By LeFreak on 22 Dec 2005 at 9:24 pm

It is incredibly funny tho

By I'm the erm...wth etc. on 07 Jan 2006 at 1:26 am

CUNTALISIOUS! Ha ha ha I hope he dies being eaten by one of them mad sing cows

By Itchy hole on 20 Jan 2006 at 1:02 am

i am, 15 years old, i am a great striker of my club in nigeria but it is to low for my carre so i want to play in england . i am wery strongh please i need a club in any erope country, i have just finish my seion secondary school. plz i need a agent from any where .to contain me this is my phone number : +2348026417549

By kanu smart on 30 Jan 2006 at 7:32 pm

ur a cunt

By eat shit on 13 Feb 2006 at 3:03 pm

Hi Cunt

By samuel cocker on 09 Mar 2006 at 9:29 am

That was a loada cunt

By boo meester on 17 Mar 2006 at 11:36 pm

my mail address is mikededone4rhoda@yahoo.com and i play for PEPSI FOOTBALL ACADEMY OF NIGERIA so i am a left footer and i was looding for club in any of the foreign country i am 16 years old infact i have play football for over 14 years now if there is any foreign club that is interesting in me i am ready for them my number is +2348054008919

By OGAN on 20 Apr 2006 at 3:01 pm

am a player and am looking for an agent to scott me, i am an attacker and also play from the mildfield ,i have played some many competition inside my country Nigeria. am a young player 17 years of old , am looking for someone to make my dream come to reality ,my dreams of becoming one of the best in the world . pleasse i would be very happy if you could get me one . information could reach me in regards to my request through these email address :lannexforreal@yahoo.com phone: 2348051213873
Yours,
lanre oyelere

By lanre oyelere on 28 Jun 2006 at 1:07 pm

Most interesting BLANK PAGE I have ever seen !

By 123 on 07 Jul 2006 at 6:09 pm

i must be a cunt to listen to it.

By mike on 11 Jul 2006 at 1:02 pm

i am a young boy of 16yrs old i attend a big school in ghana but last year my parents had an accident and die so i have stop schooling pls i want to join ur football team pls i will be waitng for ur letter .bye sir

By frank ellis on 12 Jul 2006 at 10:59 am

cunt

By Ferris on 26 Jul 2006 at 12:14 pm

Hello i am a good player and i will love to play for ur team you can ask me what ever you wanna know about me and have been playing soccer for some couple of years i am from Nigeria and i will love to be one of ur player..
Abiola

By Abiola on 09 Aug 2006 at 8:14 pm

i am avery good player here in Nigeria i have an international passport No A3294497A and i will like to join a feeders team in europe cause i’m only 17 years and the move forward to the real team please i dont want my passport to expire cause it will expire 2008 i want to travel with it please i/m in need of help because every thing in me is football i have a video if you want me to sent to you just sent to me on my email.

By lekan morakinyo on 18 Aug 2006 at 4:24 pm

Bossman‘s a bigger cunt than anyone else mentioned here!

By Quimley Soup on 21 Aug 2006 at 12:28 am

Cunt-Tastic

By Steveo on 09 Oct 2006 at 7:27 pm

i love this > iam a cunt as well i have a man cunt thats my asshole that i like to have fucked by men in public toilets

By josie on 21 Oct 2006 at 4:50 pm

oh what a cunt, what a bloody fucking cunt lets fist each others arseholes.
oh what a cunt lets lick each others bellends. hes no quitter takes it up the shitter squeals with delight as i plow thu his shite
one up the bum no harm done. wanna touch my one eyed stiffy?
oh do me up the arse you sexy fucking cunt. lets look at each others ballbags.

By josie on 21 Oct 2006 at 5:12 pm

A cunt is a very useful thing and not to be fucked around with.

By Andrew on 01 Nov 2006 at 11:36 am

You cant hear the words properly

By Sara on 06 Nov 2006 at 11:47 pm

did liam an noel write that song??????

By superman on 24 Nov 2006 at 7:47 pm

What a bunch of waste-of-time bullshit

By Tommy Tucker on 27 Nov 2006 at 5:47 pm

fucking cunts

By shimony on 01 Dec 2006 at 1:19 am

i was just standing there chewin my cud when this pack of cunts turned up in our field.wot a pack of cunts!!

By bessie[2nd from left] on 17 Dec 2006 at 5:41 pm

ANYHOO if any of you lot are up for a good shag,jezabell [far right] is a big slut and always up for it[bring your own apple box]

By bessie[2nd from left] on 17 Dec 2006 at 5:48 pm

Whats a Cunt?

By George Bush on 24 Dec 2006 at 11:02 am

eat my arse

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By joe mann on 29 Jan 2007 at 2:15 pm

Made me smile. Have had a bad day!

By Gill on 31 Jan 2007 at 8:55 pm

Bloody ripper mate, time someone got some good music happening on this shitty planet.

By Kevin on 03 Feb 2007 at 4:10 am

love that fire crotch

By brian on 12 Feb 2007 at 10:36 pm

ahh u are a bad in fulence to kids every where dont be so mean please give out another song not with such bad words please block the words please

By lisa ivory on 03 Mar 2007 at 3:31 am

wats a cunt?

By keyke martine on 03 Mar 2007 at 3:33 am

Yes, get it right up the cunt. The good the bad and the queen!!!!! What a fuckin’ cunt

By angus newhall on 03 Mar 2007 at 10:47 pm

FUCKING BRILLIANT, made my day. Now fuck off

By Kennibis Raisin on 14 Mar 2007 at 4:58 pm

Fucking cuntish. Awesomely cuntish. What a fucking cunt you are. CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT WHAT A FUCKING CUNT I AM (also/too)

By Kim on 12 Apr 2007 at 11:11 am

3rd in Google for ‘cunt’

By Kev on 18 Oct 2007 at 12:08 am

Kim Nathem Wiley is Fucking Cunt!

By shawn wiley on 27 Jan 2008 at 12:31 am

ur cute fucker fuck my cunt!

By ana on 15 May 2008 at 9:49 pm

1992 called, they want your humour and animation skils back.

Oh wait, you have neither.

By spadon111 on 20 Oct 2008 at 5:46 pm