damon albarn

Posted on May 14, 2004 by Fraser

New on blogjam: My mate made a thing using the magic of Adobe® After Effects®. I then turned it into a web thing using Macromedia® Flash® technology. It’s a heartfelt tribute to Damon Albarn, the extremely talented and universally loved lead singer with erstwhile kings of Britpop, Blur. It works best if you’ve got a big fat pipe (ie. broadband), and I think it’s genius. Here it is (nsfw).

212 thoughts on “damon albarn”

andy on May 14, 2004 at 3:08 pm said:

I concur

I’d also love to see your tributes to Thom Yorke, Bono & Sting. If you have 5 mins…

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Val on May 14, 2004 at 3:10 pm said:

i love blur, but i’ve always thought Damon was… well, you know…

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Ben Records on May 14, 2004 at 3:27 pm said:

Genius and correct too. Well done!

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nick mascellani on May 14, 2004 at 3:48 pm said:

cunts.

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Trey Delta on May 14, 2004 at 5:37 pm said:

WEAKSAUCE

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spamhead on May 14, 2004 at 5:42 pm said:

genius and well informed in my opinion

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G on May 14, 2004 at 5:57 pm said:

Yup,ur are a fakn CUNT!

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Groin on May 14, 2004 at 8:44 pm said:

What’s so funny about that?

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Tim Smith on May 14, 2004 at 11:40 pm said:

Ha ha ha! true true! I like blur a lot, but Damon is a C**T!
Having just seen Morrissey on Jonathon Ross he needs ‘sorting’ too wink wink, although i like his Smiths stuff…

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king_dong on May 14, 2004 at 11:42 pm said:

fan-fucking-tastic sir.

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joshua apple on May 15, 2004 at 12:23 am said:

DERP

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Erin Lynch on May 15, 2004 at 12:29 am said:

that song was funny at first, but then it just got stupid. Try to make up some more creative lyrics.

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liz on May 15, 2004 at 1:09 am said:

THEPETITIONSITE.COM
HELP STOP PUPPY MILLS
THANK-YOU

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bill on May 15, 2004 at 8:42 am said:

they all look like blurter bandits to me

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Silly Boy on May 16, 2004 at 12:25 am said:

Peurile crap!

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Peek~A~Boo on May 16, 2004 at 3:17 am said:

OMGGGGGGGGGGG…WTF was that…I almost fell outta my chair cuz it was so fucking funny…!!!

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John Kelly on May 16, 2004 at 7:26 am said:

Surely that HAS to be their next single

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STING! on May 16, 2004 at 10:16 am said:

OMG! SOMEBODY DISSED STING! THIS IS WRONG.

btw, the cunt anim is great. make more.. just not of sting.

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required on May 16, 2004 at 8:38 pm said:

Pretty poor stuff really.

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kplex on May 16, 2004 at 8:45 pm said:

Best thing ever!! Really well done indeed, any chance you’d stick the chords for the song on the site?

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Yogie on May 17, 2004 at 1:59 pm said:

Amazing how you managed to get both ends of the cows in the same shot…

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ele-ebe on May 17, 2004 at 8:41 pm said:

nice sexy cows.

(ele-ebe.com)

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fallingdoor on May 17, 2004 at 8:59 pm said:

whoa…man, you should so start like a cult or something, that was soooo fucking inspiring.

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the woo on May 18, 2004 at 8:43 pm said:

blimey alert.

they certainly look like womens private parts in that picture.

(note: your private parts are the part of your body covered by your swimming cosume)

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Ches Whistler on May 18, 2004 at 10:36 pm said:

I liked the cows very much, but who are those cunts in the foreground?

Hmmmmmmm?

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Scaryduck on May 19, 2004 at 9:46 am said:

In the words of Derek and Clive. What a fucking cunt, the fucking cunt.

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JG on May 19, 2004 at 12:22 pm said:

Any chance of an MP3?

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fraser on May 19, 2004 at 12:32 pm said:

I’ll see what I can do.

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ermintrude on May 19, 2004 at 9:26 pm said:

the cunts are “fresian” thats why they are wearing such crappy “jerseys”

well thats my “beef”!

up yours too!

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JB on May 20, 2004 at 7:05 pm said:

Fair to middling.

A preloader usually helps… (Yes, I do have broadband)

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Someone called Yamyam on May 20, 2004 at 10:47 pm said:

That is quite simply utter genius.

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Froody on May 21, 2004 at 8:26 am said:

That was truly cool. And it’s probably not cool to say cool anymore, and that’s what makes it cool.

I agree with what Andy said. You owe it to the world to tell us about what cunts other holiercooler than thou musicians are. Come on, do it.

You know you want to.

Personally I fucking hate Eddie Vedder. Please include him. He is a cunt. A big flappy one. With outy bits.

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Baker on May 22, 2004 at 5:35 pm said:

Legend….What a dirty bag of minge mince ‘ee is.
CeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuunTTTTTTTTuuuuu

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logan on May 23, 2004 at 9:49 pm said:

great fun!

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Richard on May 24, 2004 at 7:44 am said:

Couldn’t you make the download any bigger?
It should carry a warning -You’ll wait even if you’ve got 1MB. Cunt

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bratchny on May 26, 2004 at 10:23 am said:

i love you?

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David on May 31, 2004 at 10:21 am said:

Well done! It is apparently possible to like Blur & love this as well, because I certainly do.

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richie on June 2, 2004 at 1:12 am said:

you all suck ass you bunch of slack jawed faggots!!!

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krafty on June 4, 2004 at 6:24 am said:

Pure genius, the lyrics truly sum up Damon in a balanced manner. After all, the man is a complete c**t.

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Vic on June 11, 2004 at 3:55 pm said:

I liked it, its very clever, a song to listen along to would be good, but I don’t see why he’s supposed to be such a cunt? I’ve always quite liked the guy. him and his moods and bad voice.

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Melon on June 12, 2004 at 2:34 pm said:

In a word, that was CUNTING.

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jeff farrel on June 12, 2004 at 11:53 pm said:

wicked!!! u cunt

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Giles on June 19, 2004 at 8:49 pm said:

ARE THESE GUYS THE UDDER CUNTS ??

BIG THUMBS UP FROM -C-A-N-A-D-A-

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Amanda on June 24, 2004 at 12:24 am said:

Erm… I think the Gallagher brothers would be a bit more appropriate…

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gorillaz on July 8, 2004 at 9:59 pm said:

Watch Out. We will come soon and hit your ass with a bass.

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gorillaz on July 8, 2004 at 9:59 pm said:

Watch Out. We will come soon and hit your ass with a bass.

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DONNA on July 11, 2004 at 4:31 pm said:

DAMON IS NO CUNT, LIAM AND NOEL MAYBE………..

LEAVE MY MAN ALONE

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DONNA on July 11, 2004 at 4:32 pm said:

OI VIC HIS VOICE IS AMAZING YOU MOTHER FCUKER!!

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joey jo jo on July 14, 2004 at 4:01 pm said:

Look at me.. I’m working class look I’m genuine gorr blimey misster whoops there goes me sweeps brush… I’m a cartoon
CUNT
top song

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gavskill on July 16, 2004 at 11:23 am said:

a fine piece of work and mildly piss-provoking.

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Its funny cos its true on July 19, 2004 at 11:30 am said:

what a fuckign cunt he is, you’ve nailed it good sir, back of the net

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Nick on July 19, 2004 at 2:28 pm said:

I am sick of these cretinous flash animations. Spend some time on something more productive. Grow up and get a life, you silly child.

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mark on July 20, 2004 at 1:06 am said:

a woo yay to you but u need to put in a pre-loader

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chopper on July 20, 2004 at 9:38 pm said:

derinetly one of the most “up his own arse” musos around

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Cunty Chops on July 21, 2004 at 7:48 am said:

Cunt!

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Dav in Melb on July 21, 2004 at 2:19 pm said:

I wonder if Damon actually believes he’s not a cunt?
My mate Onion Bag Finder reckons he IS a cunt.
I reckon Nick on 19th July 2:28pm might be a bit of cunt too.
Now that’s a BIG cor blimey.

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Julian McElhatton on July 21, 2004 at 10:06 pm said:

I was a music-obsessed teenager during the Britpop ‘revolution’ & an avid consumer of records and music mag, so I, like many had the whole shit rubbed in our faces from the moment Damon Albarn started liking dog racing & tea dances. Though many of the key players in this revolutionarily backward-looking musical movement that put British independent music back 20 years (thanks a lot for that, cunts) appeared to be charismatic & creative individuals at first, it gradually dawned on me that the lot of them, the whole shebang, were a crowd of visionless self-celebrating CUNTS of the highest order and none higher than, olroight?, Damon Albarn, King Of Cunts. So I jacked that Britpop shit in.
Having decided to return to my recent past like a dog to his own vomit by viewing the Live Forever documentary & reading John Harris’ excellent The Last Party, I can conclude conclusively that Damon Albarn WAS the biggest cunt in an ocean of cunts back then and is still the biggest music making cunt since Mick Hucknall was born. Thank you for making this absolutely clear in your delightful song, which is catchier & more pleasurable than anything off Think Tank. A single release is surely necessary?

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Rob Manuel on July 22, 2004 at 1:35 pm said:

Number 1 for “fucking cunt” too. Huzzah.

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Ziggy Rat on July 23, 2004 at 10:39 pm said:

We think that the ginger haired cunt should say “cunt” quietly at the end. Apart from that — quite brilliant. Though a little obvious.

For your next trick try Big Fun doing a song about being puffs.

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Flaps on July 24, 2004 at 8:56 pm said:

In reply to Scaryduck, May 19th.
“Who you calling cunt?, cunt.

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Bully on July 25, 2004 at 1:55 pm said:

i searched for “cunt” and found this site first!

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peter on July 29, 2004 at 3:27 pm said:

love it i keep playing it over and over oh what a fucking cunt i am

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Loki on July 29, 2004 at 6:42 pm said:

You have far far too much spare time on your hands. I am not the biggest fan of mockney Damon, but what brought that on…?

Did he anally-rape your mum and make you teabag his balls?

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bobby on July 30, 2004 at 12:19 pm said:

LOL!!! I searched for the word “cunt” online whilst being very bored at work and this was the no1 site listing. So Damon you are the biggest cunt on the internet but not quite as big as the cunt of a boss who sacked me for being online during work hours looking at what he called “SHITE!!!”

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bobby man on July 30, 2004 at 12:19 pm said:

LOL!!! I searched for the word “cunt” online whilst being very bored at work and this was the no1 site listing. So Damon you are the biggest cunt on the internet but not quite as big as the cunt of a boss who sacked me for being online during work hours looking at what he called “SHITE!!!”

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bobby man on July 30, 2004 at 12:20 pm said:

LOL!!! I searched for the word “cunt” online whilst being very bored at work and this was the no1 site listing. So Damon you are the biggest cunt on the internet but not quite as big as the cunt of a boss who sacked me for being online during work hours looking at what he called “SHITE!!!”

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bobby man on July 30, 2004 at 12:22 pm said:

sorry folks that was not my fault it kept saying internal server error anyway off down the job centre….bye.

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MackanZoor on July 30, 2004 at 9:13 pm said:

Vote google bombing for a better tomorrow! =)

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Lovers on August 4, 2004 at 2:24 am said:

Absolutely Genious….The COW singing i have to say made…..Well done guys great job! When is the next installment??

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crystal on August 6, 2004 at 6:10 am said:

omg. omg. omg. omg. omg. i love this. I love damon’s music, but hell ya! he’s a huge fuckin cunt! but his music IS good, so fuck all you who say it isn’t. But yeah… he’s a huge cunt…. too bad!

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Mark on August 12, 2004 at 9:55 pm said:

i think ur a cunt

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Mark on August 12, 2004 at 9:55 pm said:

what a fucking cunt u r

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Nathan Strange on August 12, 2004 at 9:56 pm said:

I have to agree with him there

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Nathan Strange on August 12, 2004 at 9:56 pm said:

i have to agree with him there

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michelle on August 13, 2004 at 2:50 pm said:

A SONG ALL MEN SHOULD BE SINGING

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Aena on August 14, 2004 at 9:23 am said:

Fucking genuis!! Nice one!!

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Jeff on August 15, 2004 at 3:28 pm said:

THANK YOU!!!

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Jeff on August 15, 2004 at 3:35 pm said:

THANK YOU!!! Was havin a rough day- thinkin of ending it all, I mean…you know…what’s the use?!!! Give me a dart to stick in my eye…. You are, it is(your approach to life in this didy,) what it is…I mean, “here are my balls, give them a yank” that made me piss myself laughin. Thank you.

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Cat on August 16, 2004 at 10:45 am said:

ur a cunning linguist!

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loopy on August 16, 2004 at 1:42 pm said:

That was fucking great me-old matey poo, and if people dont like it then FUCK em , thats what i say Yes yes yes Fuck em …………(bollocks}

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mike king on August 29, 2004 at 2:38 am said:

Did some or all of the group neglect to take their required medication.?

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TREVOR THE AUSSIE 5 on September 1, 2004 at 3:34 am said:

YOU POMS ARE A MAD MOB OF CUNTS WE KNOW THAT ALL READY….FUCK WITS…
SIGNED..BIG AUSSIE.JOE

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peter on September 1, 2004 at 12:59 pm said:

true to the word and no denying. top one.

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jonthfc on September 9, 2004 at 1:02 am said:

hes a real cunt ,,and a chelsea cunt at that yids yids yids ,,,jonthfc itk.

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csabav on September 11, 2004 at 1:48 pm said:

FUCK U!
BLUR IZ DA BEST!!!!!!

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Amo on September 18, 2004 at 9:18 pm said:

C’mon man, he’s got working class roots. Lets see Gallagher, Yorke or Anderson come up with albums as varied as Parklife, 13, Mali Music and various film scores. The Small Faces were mockney and Pete libertine’s just a junkie little fuck with a shite hat and a good marketing strategy. And now Damon speaks with in a rather estuary manner and wears baggy jeans – who cares? I think he’s pretty damn cool, used to have amazin hair. He’s proven himself to be the best songwriter since Bowie’s prime. He could write tunes like Live Forever but he doesn’t like rock ‘n’ roll and Beetlebum shits all over that tune. Maybe he’s too refined for all you dirty little proles. Oops. Cunts!

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Cunt Mother Fucker on September 19, 2004 at 1:26 am said:

Real fucking cuntish, i loved it.. especially those sexy pieces of beef

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Mike Hunt on September 19, 2004 at 1:28 am said:

I NORMALLY GET SHIT 4 MY NAME BUT NOW PEOPLE APPRECIATE ME.. I FEEL LOVED

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mark-us-jah-far-eye on September 24, 2004 at 5:41 pm said:

some things are just meant to be……!
truely cunted !
big R E S P E C T !
peace’n love
m

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madrid on September 28, 2004 at 12:34 am said:

Blur is the B.S.O of my life.

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natalie on September 28, 2004 at 9:45 am said:

that was funny shit

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ty on September 30, 2004 at 6:09 pm said:

ur a coc

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Bryant on September 30, 2004 at 8:14 pm said:

How many more times can you fit cunt into that song?? It was really funny though. XD

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Smithy on October 6, 2004 at 8:01 am said:

You missed out the lyrics “Dry, diseased ropey old”

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BurnMyEyes on October 8, 2004 at 11:27 am said:

that owns dude, is there anywhere i can download this video?

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Laura on October 8, 2004 at 12:35 pm said:

What the hell random cows

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Laura on October 8, 2004 at 12:36 pm said:

i think boods are good

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Beanstrainer on October 10, 2004 at 11:29 am said:

He truly is a c**t!

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Bente Ræv on October 14, 2004 at 9:15 pm said:

Blur are CUNTs allright, but so are people that make flashmovies, so I don’t know…
I guess you’re all just CUNTs

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a.p.knees on October 15, 2004 at 9:06 pm said:

mmmmmmmmmm,pppppuuusssssssyyyy.
soory love a bit of cunt but nit that cockney bunch of fannybatter!!!!

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Magnus Vikingur on October 16, 2004 at 2:01 pm said:

With respect to Derek and Clyde.
Don’t call me a Cunt……… Cunt!

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CUNT FUCKER on October 19, 2004 at 1:44 am said:

THIS FUCKING CUNT SONG SO FUCKING CUNNY….PEACE CUNT LOVERS…HEHE!

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You Fucking Cunt on October 19, 2004 at 3:28 pm said:

What a fucking cunt indeed!

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I think my ass is a little too small. I've been trying everything to get it bigger. I eat,excercise and play with it alot. I still can't get a nice ass. This also makes me uncomfortable when its comes to the oppposite sex. I wear thongs alot but i don't f on October 22, 2004 at 10:29 am said:

I think my ass is a little too small. I’ve been trying everything to get it bigger. I eat,excercise and play with it alot. I still can’t get a nice ass. This also makes me uncomfortable when its comes to the oppposite sex. I wear thongs alot but i don’t feel i have much to show. I was born with a narrow round ass and don’t have much fat whatsoever. I’ve had alot of people tell me i need to put some meat on my ass. It also might have something to do with my height being that i am a tall kinda slim guy. Anyways, i don’t what to do. I want a really nice ass that i can be proud of. *sighs*

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Angie on October 26, 2004 at 10:57 pm said:

Get a life, you fucking saddo’s !!!!!

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kjujl on October 31, 2004 at 12:17 pm said:

i a cunt wot a fukin i a is

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Dave on November 3, 2004 at 5:15 pm said:

Charming, simply charming!
The Cows should sing all together instead of just one Cow!

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Markio on November 4, 2004 at 1:24 pm said:

Genius! Although I seem to be the last one in the UK to see it!

Surely a Liam/Noel version should be coming?…

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frank on November 4, 2004 at 1:44 pm said:

Yep. You really are a bunch of cunts.

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Anthony on November 5, 2004 at 10:52 pm said:

Fan-cunting-tastic

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TheGreatBeast on November 6, 2004 at 4:52 pm said:

Since the modern unsolvency of the universe and the un-nature of man, due to an increasing lack of self worth and the media hype of amerikan politics , man has looked for meaning in many unworthy causes.. however,this website gives hope to the floundering race of men. For it is true, Damon Albarn is a FUCKING CUNT!. Thankyou. S.Hawking.

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Christopher on November 8, 2004 at 1:58 pm said:

Yes, yes he is.

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getting shit-faced on November 8, 2004 at 6:10 pm said:

Yes.

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goku on November 11, 2004 at 8:22 am said:

no sir you are a cunt

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goku on November 11, 2004 at 8:23 am said:

no sir you are a cunt

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random dude on November 12, 2004 at 10:09 am said:

Quite funny – I like blur, and I can take the joke.. well done. However I HAVE met Damon and he is not/was not a C**T (1995 aftershow party) he was actually a very nice chap, the rest is for show and suckers fall for it all the time.

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F.R. Leavis on November 17, 2004 at 6:26 am said:

Albarn is far more original than you give him credit for. He’d be more likely to sing “Am I not a cunting fuck?”

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Big Chas on November 17, 2004 at 11:10 pm said:

Get a life

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Rick on November 18, 2004 at 4:07 pm said:

Fuckin mint you cheared me up no end

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jock on November 21, 2004 at 2:44 pm said:

Bunch of classic cunts!

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A PROPER CUNT on December 13, 2004 at 8:56 pm said:

Cunts are usefull but that tosspot of a cunt albarn is not! nice work.

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CUNTchops on December 14, 2004 at 7:57 pm said:

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junkie on December 16, 2004 at 7:15 am said:

i totaly think that you must be a total cunt to be having a totaly funny web site like this one and hope that you will get somewere one day soon

a big thanks

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Jon Palmer on December 19, 2004 at 12:05 am said:

Graham, get over it!

You where kicked out so I can understand your pain but this is bitter!

OK, your right he is a CUNT! But a whole website devoted to you vitriol? man thats hardcore!

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Jon Palmer on December 19, 2004 at 12:07 am said:

He is also getting Bald!

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Simeon on December 22, 2004 at 9:01 pm said:

Well I am shocked – there I was carrying out some legitimate research of what happens when you type ‘CUNT’ into Google and up you came – Number 1 slot (as it were). The folks at Google must hate Albarn and co as much as you do. Anyway fuckin’ inspired!

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- Kev on October 18, 2007 at 12:08 am said:
  
  3rd in Google for ‘cunt’
  
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Silvia on December 29, 2004 at 5:23 pm said:

DAMON I’M PREGNANT.

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divorced on January 6, 2005 at 2:15 am said:

she’s a fuckin cunt you forgot the s

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divorced on January 6, 2005 at 2:16 am said:

you forgot the s she is a fucking cunt

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Phil McCracken on January 7, 2005 at 11:41 pm said:

What a website its great im a cunt and im going to sing that song while watching the boo win with my pot belly broken nose pidgeon feet builders arse crack and oh yeah whoooooo

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cunty on January 8, 2005 at 1:29 pm said:

what a bunch of cunts

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Dennis on January 11, 2005 at 2:47 am said:

What a bunch of cunts!!!

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karlos fandango on January 16, 2005 at 2:41 am said:

How droll. That must have taken what, 2 seconds to concieve?

Perhaps an education may broaden your abilities.

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Chrisi on January 17, 2005 at 5:04 pm said:

Hey.
If Damons a cunt then so am I! Love it, Love Him
Chrisi
xx

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Jimmy Jam Jonesd on January 21, 2005 at 1:35 am said:

You are a fuckin asshole have a good day Bangor Maine

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Jimmy Jam Jonesd on January 21, 2005 at 1:35 am said:

You are a fuckin asshole have a good day Bangor Maine

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William on January 21, 2005 at 3:41 am said:

What a fuckin’ unt you are!

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cunt on January 22, 2005 at 7:55 pm said:

i love that , im a cunt too.

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boss man M on January 27, 2005 at 12:05 am said:

I thought you’d nicked my song when I saw your title but mine although containing the same phrase is called “Self Assessment”. When I tried to open your lyrics I got a blank page! I admire the sentiment anyway.

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Paul on January 29, 2005 at 8:23 pm said:

ABSOLUTE LOAD OF STUDENT TOSSWANK

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big bossman on January 29, 2005 at 9:32 pm said:

SHIT THE MOST FUCKING BORING THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN NOT FUNNY AT ALL MUST HAVE TOKEN ABOUT 2 SECS TO MAKE CAUSE IS TOTAL SHIT DIDNT NO THAT THERE WAS N E THINK SO SHIT OUT TILL NOW THAT THERE COULD BE SUCH SAD CUNTS TO EVEN MAKE SUCH A PEASE OF FUCKING CRAP LIKE THIS???? TRY MY HOME WEB SITE BEEN RATED 10 / 10 NEVER HAD ON BAD FREED BACK.WWW.PUNCHBABY.COM ON MY WEB SITE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE WORLDS FUNNYEST MOVIES EVER SO CHEAK IT OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN UNLIKE THIS FUCKING WEB SITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA DONT FORGET CHEAK IT OUT UR LOVE IT ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

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Blah on February 13, 2005 at 3:48 am said:

What a twat!

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me on February 13, 2005 at 4:00 pm said:

yep he’s a fuckin’ cunt

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LC on March 4, 2005 at 3:28 pm said:

I agree completely, what a bunch of cunts… Clearly.

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Damon Albarn on March 8, 2005 at 12:24 pm said:

Oi!

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Cheesy Knob on March 16, 2005 at 2:14 am said:

I Thought my cheesy knob and BO was the talk of the community CLEARY i was fuckin wrong LOOK @ THAT CUNT

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thepigs on April 5, 2005 at 10:46 am said:

i am looking for job. i have skills of the kind that is good in your cuntry. I am sufferin computer addiction. send me money. plesae. my wife she say thankyou.
pradesh

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pile of ned on April 27, 2005 at 9:36 pm said:

this is crazy and I love it.

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Ben Rang on May 20, 2005 at 1:58 pm said:

You four punks most certainly look like Fucking Cunts..

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Ray Young on May 21, 2005 at 3:37 am said:

Nice Cuntry music

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TomARSE on June 15, 2005 at 7:31 am said:

I saw this the day it came out. Must say how rockin it is for all this shit to be happening.

LONG LIVE THE CUNT AND THE CUNTS WHO FOLLOW HIM!!

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jamrock on August 6, 2005 at 2:13 am said:

cunt how fuckin hilarious well done

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jamrock on August 6, 2005 at 2:22 am said:

wait i got it wrong i meant u people r all cunts nd its hillarious how cuntish u really r hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahah. but seriously u r all CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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jamrock on August 6, 2005 at 2:27 am said:

NA I AINT JOKIN NOW UR ALL FUCKIN CCCCCUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS GONNA GET MERKED

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Ivor dick on September 7, 2005 at 5:28 am said:

Very Apt!

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Dick Pullar on September 7, 2005 at 5:30 am said:

As Frank Sinatra sang “Some Cunt chanted evening”

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knot us on September 16, 2005 at 1:51 pm said:

Youse cunts are fucked!

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aziz on October 6, 2005 at 3:34 am said:

fncking your cunt

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kazeem on October 11, 2005 at 9:59 pm said:

i am a.player looking for club in european team, my is kazeem ,i am a 18year old boy.
i want you to mail me bark

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mostafa on October 18, 2005 at 12:15 am said:

cunt

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mostafa on October 18, 2005 at 12:32 am said:

salam:))

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iran on October 18, 2005 at 12:34 am said:

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

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azadeh&mostafa on October 18, 2005 at 12:35 am said:

i love you azadeh

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mostafa ahmadi.form iran on October 18, 2005 at 12:37 am said:

live live live live live ????????????? (

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mostafa ahmadi.form iran on October 18, 2005 at 12:40 am said:

kiram biad to on cunt
my penis on mathers cunt shahab shomali bashgahe biliard nikan

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lashi_mostafa ahmadi on October 18, 2005 at 12:42 am said:

kose namosa khar madare hametono ghayidam:_)

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lashi_mostafa ahmadi on October 18, 2005 at 12:44 am said:

koskashaye kote

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becko on October 23, 2005 at 6:32 pm said:

hes actually a southern fucking cunt twat bastard

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Damon albarn is god! on November 17, 2005 at 6:22 am said:

EXUUUSE ME! Damon albarn is not a cunt! he may have ego but hes aloud to hes fucken perfect in every way!! U r all cunts for having nofing better to do but call rich cute, geniouses cunts because your all jelous!!! Go find sumfing creative to do with your life so i dont hav to keep looking at these stupid websites and sticking up for Damon. P.S u mess with damon u mess with me, so get the FUCK LOST!

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erm...what the Hell do you think you ARE DOING??? on December 5, 2005 at 11:00 pm said:

erm…what’s this..? You, an avid internet nerd, who probably can’t sing a single note in key, is taking the piss out of one of the greatest music makers in British Music History. I can’t believe you have the nerve to take the piss out of the man who has brought legend music to us. though thinktank did suck a bit. but seriously Get a life which doesnt revolve around flash animation and taking the piss out of famous people. Got to HELL, You bloodyFuckwad

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LeFreak on December 22, 2005 at 9:24 pm said:

Fook ME!!!!!!

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I'm the erm...wth etc. on January 7, 2006 at 1:26 am said:

It is incredibly funny tho

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Itchy hole on January 20, 2006 at 1:02 am said:

CUNTALISIOUS! Ha ha ha I hope he dies being eaten by one of them mad sing cows

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kanu smart on January 30, 2006 at 7:32 pm said:

i am, 15 years old, i am a great striker of my club in nigeria but it is to low for my carre so i want to play in england . i am wery strongh please i need a club in any erope country, i have just finish my seion secondary school. plz i need a agent from any where .to contain me this is my phone number : +2348026417549

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eat shit on February 13, 2006 at 3:03 pm said:

ur a cunt

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samuel cocker on March 9, 2006 at 9:29 am said:

Hi Cunt

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boo meester on March 17, 2006 at 11:36 pm said:

That was a loada cunt

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OGAN on April 20, 2006 at 3:01 pm said:

my mail address is mikededone4rhoda@yahoo.com and i play for PEPSI FOOTBALL ACADEMY OF NIGERIA so i am a left footer and i was looding for club in any of the foreign country i am 16 years old infact i have play football for over 14 years now if there is any foreign club that is interesting in me i am ready for them my number is +2348054008919

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lanre oyelere on June 28, 2006 at 1:07 pm said:

am a player and am looking for an agent to scott me, i am an attacker and also play from the mildfield ,i have played some many competition inside my country Nigeria. am a young player 17 years of old , am looking for someone to make my dream come to reality ,my dreams of becoming one of the best in the world . pleasse i would be very happy if you could get me one . information could reach me in regards to my request through these email address :lannexforreal@yahoo.com phone: 2348051213873
Yours,
lanre oyelere

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123 on July 7, 2006 at 6:09 pm said:

Most interesting BLANK PAGE I have ever seen !

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mike on July 11, 2006 at 1:02 pm said:

i must be a cunt to listen to it.

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frank ellis on July 12, 2006 at 10:59 am said:

i am a young boy of 16yrs old i attend a big school in ghana but last year my parents had an accident and die so i have stop schooling pls i want to join ur football team pls i will be waitng for ur letter .bye sir

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Ferris on July 26, 2006 at 12:14 pm said:

cunt

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Abiola on August 9, 2006 at 8:14 pm said:

Hello i am a good player and i will love to play for ur team you can ask me what ever you wanna know about me and have been playing soccer for some couple of years i am from Nigeria and i will love to be one of ur player..
Abiola

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lekan morakinyo on August 18, 2006 at 4:24 pm said:

i am avery good player here in Nigeria i have an international passport No A3294497A and i will like to join a feeders team in europe cause i’m only 17 years and the move forward to the real team please i dont want my passport to expire cause it will expire 2008 i want to travel with it please i/m in need of help because every thing in me is football i have a video if you want me to sent to you just sent to me on my email.

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Quimley Soup on August 21, 2006 at 12:28 am said:

Bossman‘s a bigger cunt than anyone else mentioned here!

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Steveo on October 9, 2006 at 7:27 pm said:

Cunt-Tastic

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josie on October 21, 2006 at 4:50 pm said:

i love this > iam a cunt as well i have a man cunt thats my asshole that i like to have fucked by men in public toilets

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josie on October 21, 2006 at 5:12 pm said:

oh what a cunt, what a bloody fucking cunt lets fist each others arseholes.
oh what a cunt lets lick each others bellends. hes no quitter takes it up the shitter squeals with delight as i plow thu his shite
one up the bum no harm done. wanna touch my one eyed stiffy?
oh do me up the arse you sexy fucking cunt. lets look at each others ballbags.

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Andrew on November 1, 2006 at 11:36 am said:

A cunt is a very useful thing and not to be fucked around with.

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Sara on November 6, 2006 at 11:47 pm said:

You cant hear the words properly

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superman on November 24, 2006 at 7:47 pm said:

did liam an noel write that song??????

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Tommy Tucker on November 27, 2006 at 5:47 pm said:

What a bunch of waste-of-time bullshit

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shimony on December 1, 2006 at 1:19 am said:

fucking cunts

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bessie[2nd from left] on December 17, 2006 at 5:41 pm said:

i was just standing there chewin my cud when this pack of cunts turned up in our field.wot a pack of cunts!!

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bessie[2nd from left] on December 17, 2006 at 5:48 pm said:

ANYHOO if any of you lot are up for a good shag,jezabell [far right] is a big slut and always up for it[bring your own apple box]

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George Bush on December 24, 2006 at 11:02 am said:

Whats a Cunt?

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wanksox on January 7, 2007 at 8:23 am said:

eat my arse

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joe mann on January 29, 2007 at 2:14 pm said:

wazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.uk is my email SPAM ME WELL U CAn try ….. LUV YA HUN ..JOE MANN

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joe mann on January 29, 2007 at 2:15 pm said:

wazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.ukwazzup333@hotmail.co.uk is my email SPAM ME WELL U CAn try ….. LUV YA HUN ..JOE MANN ./

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Gill on January 31, 2007 at 8:55 pm said:

Made me smile. Have had a bad day!

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Kevin on February 3, 2007 at 4:10 am said:

Bloody ripper mate, time someone got some good music happening on this shitty planet.

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brian on February 12, 2007 at 10:36 pm said:

love that fire crotch

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lisa ivory on March 3, 2007 at 3:31 am said:

ahh u are a bad in fulence to kids every where dont be so mean please give out another song not with such bad words please block the words please

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keyke martine on March 3, 2007 at 3:33 am said:

wats a cunt?

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angus newhall on March 3, 2007 at 10:47 pm said:

Yes, get it right up the cunt. The good the bad and the queen!!!!! What a fuckin’ cunt

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Kennibis Raisin on March 14, 2007 at 4:58 pm said:

FUCKING BRILLIANT, made my day. Now fuck off

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Kim on April 12, 2007 at 11:11 am said:

Fucking cuntish. Awesomely cuntish. What a fucking cunt you are. CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT WHAT A FUCKING CUNT I AM (also/too)

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shawn wiley on January 27, 2008 at 12:31 am said:

Kim Nathem Wiley is Fucking Cunt!

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ana on May 15, 2008 at 9:49 pm said:

ur cute fucker fuck my cunt!

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spadon111 on October 20, 2008 at 5:46 pm said:

1992 called, they want your humour and animation skils back.

Oh wait, you have neither.

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