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That is the funniest god-damned thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. You win, we’re all packing it in and going home.

Hooray!

That may have saved me tonight.

That’s what I would have said instead of the cheesy ‘one step for man’ bollocks. LOL

That’s the funniest thing on the fucking internet.

Can I just say “fuck” again?

So they did go there! There was me thinking it was a great con and it was filmed in the studio.

Absolutely brilliant! Nice one.

This was fucking ripped of word for word from The Onion:
the ECC needs to come up with their own original shit.

Praise Dobbs! I knew it…KNEW IT.

You people think this is FUNNY?! It’s the TRUTH, the fucking TRUTH!

Zaphod - the ECC track is from an album called “Plagiarism Nation” which fully credits its original source - the Onion’s audio book Our dumb Century.

I loved it! Would be even funnier if they found something there like a movie set prop or an alien??!!!

LMAO Cocko. I can just see it. “Holy mother of god, we are walking on the fucking moo… Hey, what the fuck was that? Shit! It’s Spielberg behind that fucking moon rock! Uh, Houston, we have a problem…”

If he had the word FUCK ,one more time………….!

Fuck…. the only other word that is as brilliant as the word cunt.
Ah.

The funiest thing on the internet but it would of been even funnyer if he would of found a prop on the set.

why all the need for swearing? how can u make such a miraculous event seem so casual? it was awesome ok jeeeeesh

Sorry to disappoint you, folks. Didn’t happen like this at all whatsoever. Mr. Armstrong never used such offensive language then, nor has he ever spoken that way. Not ever. This is a shameless degradation of a timeless historical event and no one has a right to butcher it. Shame on you all.

Thankfully, Americans have the right to degrade it. It says so in our constitution.

Having a right, and exercising it responsibly, are two different things. The party that modifed these historical artifacts, exercised their freedom of speech in an irresponsible and self-agrandising way, and is quite obviously a real fuckhead.

i think even if u didnt normally use the word FUCK…u would when you landed on the moon! funny but more real than what they tried to make us think was said..loved it!!

You’re a silly billy, stomki. It’s a joke.

And when you think about it, the moon landing was a bit silly and pointless too.

I’m glad he didn’t said, he guys i found a note KILLROY WAS HERE.

Flash Sux.

Don’t believe it in the least. Looks so fake! Sounds super fake but deffinately funny!

That was utterly digusting and shameful to make such a mocery out of history.

What’s a mocery?

absolutely hilarious

utterly disgusting and shameful?
come on, you american, LAFF, will ya?

Get a life.

Some of us would welcome a cross-nation revival of the space exploration program. Just because we won’t see it on our life times doesn’t mean we can make ‘limp-penis’ stabs at other peoples endeavours.

Yanks, they can all fuck off back to the back side of Kentucky, marry they’re mothers, and raise kids even futher retarded than they’re over weight - under educated parents.

for a second there u had me fooled then my medication wore off and i started laughing again at how fake it was? utterly fake but highly amusing none the less!!

I hope this is real…because it is TOO FUCKING COOL!

fuck, where the hell you?ve got it from?
:-)

I am fucking not impressed…

Are we sure that nasa didn’t send Ozzy to the moon? Holy fuck i’m on the fuckin moon. SHARON!!! your not going to believe this. i’m on the fucking moon. holy fuck, i need some booze, and pills, holy fucking shit.

not only fuck but i just pissed myself if it had been me

Mr. Armstrong would never use the Lords name in vain and shame on all you for doing this. Jesus is not a swear word you fuckin assholes, oh wait assholes are usefull,pieces of fucking shit fuckers ass licking inbread mother fucking dick warts….

What is wrong with you people? How can such vile stuff be placed on the information highway? There are children who can find and view this…My goodness….Are you FUCKING nuts ?

HAHA ABOUT TIME I HEARD THE FUCKING TRUTH… STOP WHINGING YOU WHORES! Its a good laugh and i guess people like you would be saying.. ohhh fiddledee dee where on the moon! ohh goodey! Give me a break you numbnutz!

You know this the truth. What would you have said?

1. EVERYBODY knows it didn’t happen this way.
2. It’s not meant to be serious. It’s just for laughs nothing less nothing more. There’s no hidden message or intentions.
3. There’s not the intention to hurt or harm anyone - not even God - in particular. I think Neil and Buzz themselves would find this highly amusing.
4. You think this is serious stuff children shouldn’t see? Guess you overlooked all the hardcore porn sites and stuff like rotten.com that’s scattered all over the Net and pop-up even if you surf to google.com.

LMAO!

LOL!

It’s even fucking funnier to hear when the whole world except America knows that there never was a landing on the moon. Haha!! And even laughable when gullible Americans believe in governement propaganda.

IM NOT SURE I BELIVE THIS CAUSE AT THAT TIME ALOT OF THOSE PEOPLE DIDNT SWEAR VERY MUCH AND MAYBE ONCE AS THEY GOT TO THE MOON BUT OVER AND OVER ..PEOPLE JUST DIDNT DO THAT THEN EVEN WITH THAT GOING ON …

I HAVE MET AND SPOKEN WITH NEIL ARMSTRONG I AM SURE HE WOULD SPELL FUCKIN,,PHUCKIN THEREFORE HE DOESN’T KNOW HE’S SWEARING

Finally, the truth is told!

Yankees! On the moon! However did they get in?

Only stupid Americans could find this kind of crap amusing….

Brilliant!! Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!

Well Fraser, this comment section is turning into a right little forum.

For those that don’t find this funny, then fuck off back to writing letters of complaints to the ITC and Mary Whitehouse about “too much swearing on television”.

For those that find this a slight on the American nation, I think I can safely assume you have never travelled outwith the American borders. Get a life and a plane ticket.

For those (like me) that find this absolutely piss-wet funny, then lets join in unison and shout “Hoopla! Hoorah for Fraser, he rocks!”

Another Blogjam production of utter internet genius !

Holy mother of`- fuck?? :-) …But I still don?t belive that they actually ever were on the moon..

Regards from Sweden, Bor

well fuckin funny

Ok, everyone else give up - it doesn’t get any funnier than this.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken bucket, that was a hoot! I always thought the original transmission was a little stilted; about fuckin’ time we heard the real deal. Keep up the good work.

Hmmm. it is funny but it was funnier in my head before I actually heard the audio (I guess the blame/credit for the audio recoring, the performance that is, goes to the Onion? Do I understand that correctly?).

I read that piece in an Onion book and since much of it was written in ALLCAPS my mental version of the audio included much more enthusiasm and HOLY SHITness. The audio was a rather droll performance lacking all the amusing HOLY SHITness that would contrast with the actual moon landing audio.

Wow weee…I know that’s the real deal footage & audio because my mates’s mate was there when it happened…holy mother that’s top secret stuff. You should not have got hold of that, those guys at cucumber will get in trouble for sure now.

Holy Fucking Shit HAHAHAHA That was so awsome. I can’t believe that yall can’t take a joke. Jesus H. Christ in a Fuckin Chicken Basket. OMG I can’t stop laughing.

Laughed my ass off dude..
I like it more than that crappy idea that they never really landed on the moon.. (the shadows are pointing the wrong way and all that stuff a few years ago).
This is much more believable..! I was there! I should know!!! (saw it on telly age 11 so it must be true.. it always was a jerky sound track but I naively put that down to the moon being “a long way away”).

Ok, so picture this…. 10 years from now, first landing on Mars….

“Houston, can you believe we are on Mars… yes, we have landed on Mars…. bollocks fuck cunt asshole twat shitbox dickface asswipe shiteating cocksucker fuckwit rimjob cock cock cock…. over”

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holy shit dood

can I have permission to use that on the radio ?

Too fucking slow

holey fucking h. christ that was funnier than my basket case mom!

wow the fucking moon was the like funniest movie i have ever heard and seen. thanks

Class

funny funny shit why do people without a sense of humor bother viewing these things tho? is it just so they can complain?

thats was great loved it

Fucking funny. Please do not EVER take this off your site. I usually never laughed out loud looking at this type of crap. But this is hysterical!!!!

oh my fucking god, that was the funniest shit ever

i watched it like 39 times ina row hahahahaa

WHY THE BAD FOUR LETTER WORDS!??????

Jesus H. Christ! I DO communications for NASA and that was the absolutely funniest fucking thing I’ve heard. They did a great job recreating the true sound of the event.

Now, onto fucking Mars in a chicken basket!

It’s just FUCKING BRILLIANT

Holy living fuck! That is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever fucking seen, over.

OMG WTF HE SIAD FUCK A MILLON TMIES LOL ROTFLAMO TAHT TEH FUNNEYSETY SHIT EVAR!!!11!1 IN TEH MOON TTOO! LOL!!1 HE SIAD IT LIEK ‘FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUKC FKUC;”‘ JSUT LIEK WEHN I WAS AG E 35 IN HI SCOOL I LOOOKE UP TEH DIKTONAREY AND FUOND TEH WORD FUCK ADN IW AS LIKE “OMG LOLLOLOLOL WTF TEH HI SCOOL DIKTONARY SED IT SIAD FUCK ISSO FUNNEY OMG OMGOMGOMSADFKLJSAEIORJFACSD1!1231

Oh, wait a minute. Nevermind.
I’m sorry, but that Neil Armstrong parody was horribly unfunny.

Not unfunny in a “hay guys you suck for making fun of a historic milestone” way, but more like a “that shit sucks you fag” kind of unfunny.

Jesus Christ, If I wanted to see the hilarity from a ridiculously bad diagnosis of tourette syndrome, i’d go visit Cliff Yablonski off Appleton City, just for the simple difference that his usage of the word ‘fuck’ is actually funnier than yours.

I suggest you do so too, because maybe he’d school you in the teachings of funny by fucking kick your fucking unfunny ass and fucking run you fucking over with his fucking chrysler. Because, you know, you fucking wasted my fucking time, and you’ll probably fucking waste his fucking time too, you fucking fucktard.

That was funny as FUCK!!!!!!

I am a senior senior citizen and I am here to tell you all that we had a
“Harvest Moon” and a “Blue Moon” far too damn long.

Thanks from the bottom of my heart to the man who has now given as a “Fucking Moon” I always knew that someday someone would come
along and turn that moon into something useful. Imagine if you will

It FUCKING makes me laugh EVERY time I look at it

Can someone tell me what the name is of the font used for the text “Neil armstrong / the awful truth”

thanx!!!!!

Incredible. I always wondered why Armstrong was so cool about it - that’s why I had my suspicions about it all. These new revelations put a whole new light on the moon landings. Now I trylu believe that they happened.

The font used is the Space age font from this page.

load of shite

So i beleiving this, does it mean they really did land on the “fucken moon”

so funny I laughed…oh you Americans…you are so funny!!!

i wish that would have been aired lived. the fucking moon…hmph. i love neil more now.

I don’t FUCKING beleive it for a minute.

It would be really cool to go to the moon and swear in one sixth gravity I would take a dump in a crater as well.
The moon is overated and only makes people go crazy that where the word lunatic comes from.

An away team using such language would not be logical unless of course they were humans, probally the least logical of know intelligent species.

FUCK!

Moronic. I bet you guys do line dancing as well.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IS RIGHT…NOW, THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!

hilarious-but it’s too bad a lot of f***heads will believe this. ahhh…the x-files generation

I knew it! I FUCKING KNEW IT!

A couple of scary comments from some visitors, though. If you believe it — and it looks like you do in spots — then you deserve to be offended. Fuck you. Hahahahahahahahahaha

That was great. It is about time we got the real story on the first moonwalk. do you have any other unedited footage?

lol that was great :D and lol at the peopole who thought it was real and even more lol at the people who moaned about it. gg wp made me smile :)

Terrible

That was fucking funny!

LOL!! I just sent it to Neil and he cant stop laughing.

Holy, fucking shit, if it is on the internet, it must be true.

thats truly unfucking believable!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

The EAGLE has LANDED

THE ACTUAL FIRST WORDS ARE NOT ON YOUR TAPE…..”MOTHER H FUCKER, MAY MY DICK FIND MY ASS IF I AM LYING, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, WE MADE IT!” WAS RECORDED BY THE ‘SUIT MOUNTED, RECORDER-TRANSMITTER’ THIS RECORDER AND ITS MESSAGE ARE NOW STORED AT JOHNSON ON NASA ROAD 1, HOUSTON, SEEKING FINAL DISPOSITION……..YES, I HAVE HEARD IT………LEONARD

This is BEYOND stupid….

Jesus fucking Christ ! did he realy say that?
what happened to one more fucking step for man? One fucking Giant leap?
How did the plug those fucking words in?

Absolutley fucking funny!!! Laughed till tears showered my face!!! My teen age boys were laughing every bit as much as me too!!! PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze do another funny one!!!! Its great!!!!!
Vince

I was actually in a video editing session when the engineer wheeled around and said, “You gotta see this..”
I laughed for the rest of the night. This is HILARIOUS!!! Very basic funnybone-targeting stuff, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in 2003!!!! Thanks!

holy fuck i still cant fucking believe they fucking made and fucking actually fucking walked on the fucking moon.

i think so this is not a truth video,i believe that was a lie that neil armstrong has gone to the moon.anyways that was good.

I started jerking off so hard after hearing this. I came all over my face I was so excited.

That’s FUCKING great, they talk like real FUCKING people or my name isn’t Ed (fucking) mund

Wow. You guys are really original. Even though you credited The Onion it’s pretty obvious you guys are a bunch of comedy hacks. To anyone out there reading these posts, the book is better than the rip-off sound bite.
Our Dumb Century, by the editors of The Onion.

funny

I fucking loved this!!

Holy mother of fucking God, that was fucking hilarious…

-who cares if was a fake, that was completely funny as hell, so simple, yet I cannot figure out how the hell to get the coffee out of my keyboard right now

for fucks sake!!!!!! i actually DID piss misen watching that!!! I bet Armstrongs mum is embarrassed!

muhaaaaaaaa WHERE THE **** IS HE?

Just like a bad SNL skit; 2% humor and 98% repetition. Last time saying fuck was risque in the 50’s.

Holy Fucking Christ, this is just too FUCKING funny.

We finally did it, we landed on the fucking moon. I knew we could do it. Holy Fucking Shit, we landed on the moon.

this is neil armstrong thing is pathetic. get a life!!!

Watched this after a crappy day in the office. Best thing i have seen in a while. F**king brilliant :D

what a piece of fucking crap

When I first read the Onion article about this, my GF and i laughed for hours and hours. I even bought her one of the T-Shirts that has the headline “HOLY SHIT! MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON!” in 72-point type. One of the funniest things Onion has ever done, and I think they’re pretty consistently funny.

Seeing this today just made it all new again. Thanks.

JESUS H. CHRIST–willya fuckin stick-up-the-ass rigid motherfuckers just relax? Yeah, find it stupid, find it crass, whatever–that’s fine. But to find it morally offensive??! Do you have THAT much fuckin time on your hands to do moral handwashing, rending of clothes, and gnashing of teeth over something that never pretended to be otherwise? Oh, wait…that’s right. We’re AMERICANS. That’s our job.
I love this fucking country…

If you are offended, then don’t listen. Or create your own ? unfunny - version. For instance, like what speechwriters came up with for Armstrong. If nothing else (you pompous, self-righteous fools), acknowledge the creative spirit of it. But if all you have is bile to spout, then it’s you wasting God’s gifts.

I love it when people say the word “fuck” over and over, I really do. I fucking love it!

would someone pls send me that cool font!

mcr

That is one fucking funny thing, copy?

Unfucking believable!

Holy shit, its the Trailer Park boys on the Moon.

Thats fucking hilarious!

Holy h christ! that sounded much more real that “one more step for man”… bullshit
lol, reafirmed my belief in the appolo space missions

Well it made me laugh out loud.

And that “Good Luck Mr Sharansky” for his last words on the moon is pretty damn funny also.

Heh. I remember reading that one of the Apollo astronauts (not Armstrong) had such an inconveniently cuss-filled vocabulary that he was required to go to psychological counseling, so as not to embarass NASA.

30 years later and NASA still cares more about image than substance. And it shows.

What a bunch of friggin losers. It’s not funny to make fun of something as important as that moon landing, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. It’s sad, really.

rofl guyz :) v funny
and unclaimed get a sence on humour!

Un****ing believable! Literally! Whilst I question the veracity of the moon landings (at least the public apollo landings) I seriously doubt that such a highly educated and intelligent man as Neil Armstrong cannot find better language to describe landing on the moon and has to rely on a stream of schoolboy expletives as heard in this obviously faked soundtrack. Come on guys, if you want to perpetrate a hoax it at least has to be believable! And this is about as believable as me trying to convince you that I am the Queen of Great Britain. Lame, very lame indeed.

I was wondering if Neil Armstrong was still living.So i went into this and found him.I was looking for you to tell you a story about my mom and brother 34 years ago.It was a good experience for my mom.If you see this well you please email me or get in touch somehow.Thank you very much.

Yours truly

Betty Mason

who the fuck reads the comments anyway? stop wasting your life!

FUCK !!

Too bad they cut the audio before Neil had the chance to say, ” Fuck! What the hell did I fucking step into? “

Also, Luke from ealier needs to get a fucking sense of humor.

Did the US ever land on the Moon ?!? Or is it a lie like the killing of J.F.K. ?!?

But this doen?t matter at all, the most IMPORTANT IS N O T TO VOTE George W. BUSH A G A I N !!!!!!!!!!!

FREEE PALESTINIA, FREE IRAQ,…!!!!!!!!

This was crap. Even insinuating,that, in their complete and total awe, the good men of Apollo 11 would use profanity when they were our nations best and brightest reminds me of the reasons our beloved country is faltering under the extreme weight of the angst and spite of the coming generations. Nothing is sacred…

This is with doubt one of the funniest things I ahve ever seen on the net. I received it a few weeks ago and just today went to the comment site. To those ass hats who take it so serious, “Neil would never use that language, blah blah blah degradation etc., BARF to you! You comments are more of a degradation to humor. Do us all a favor, get therapy. Just becasue your mummy and daddy screwed were uptight and fucked your heads up doesn’t mean you need to take it out on everyone else. I think I saw you in your pinto on the road today. You were cussing and shaking your fist. Wahhhh!!!

Funny. Hilarious even. But so very fake. Any guy on the planet could get a monotone voice and create new dialogue for that event. Still, bravo, you have made me laugh after another idiotic day has gone by.

wholey jesus h christ. thats so fuckin funny.

As a born-again christian, I am fucking horrified at this travesty.

This shit is straight garbage yo.

this is the fucking broadcast we fucking saw in fucking Canada.

If they can put a man on the moon, how come they can’t put a man in Lifetime

(television for women) duh

I don’t believe it they’re on the fucking moon!

Thats some funny shit………..over..

Yes sir….funny shit this is……over and out.

holy fucking jesus christ in a chicken basket…awesome

that was fucking great….did you copy that

to bad you got nothing more to do that ruin a great moment in history. shame on you. grow up you low class…………

that aint his voice and they never went to the moon. both the above statements have been proved

they never went to the moon americans are too stupid to get someone to the moon thats why they get all the european engineers to build everything for them

Hey…I thought it was funny…and I’m fucking Canadian! Has the whole f’in world lost their goddamn sense of humour?? What’s the matter with you people? Lighten Up! Keep up the good work, Gentle Folks!

Absolutely hilarious. I watched the moonwalk on a B/W tv in a laundromat. The picture was so bad, well, it resembled an MPEG!
I couldn’t tell Neil Armstrong’s foot from his helmet.

But this has had me laughing for two days. The best medicine in the world.

The only thing I can think of thta would have made it better would have been if “Armstrong” said, “You know, thirty years from now, they’ll never FUCKING believe we walked on the FUCKING moon.”

Congratulations to the writers/performers for a bit of the funniest stuff on the planet. Well done!

Absolutely hilarious. I watched the moonwalk on a B/W tv in a laundromat. The picture was so bad, well, it resembled an MPEG!
I couldn’t tell Neil Armstrong’s foot from his helmet.

But this has had me laughing for two days. The best medicine in the world.

The only thing I can think of thta would have made it better would have been if “Armstrong” said, “You know, thirty years from now, they’ll never #$@#!!! believe we walked on the @#$!!! moon.”

Congratulations to the writers/performers for a bit of the funniest stuff on the planet. Well done!

VERY FUNNY !!!

“It was better than CATS. I’ll see it again and again!”

That was some of the funniest shit EVER! I laughed my ass off at 4:50 in the morning. Rock the fuck on!!!!

To all you non humorous peope……..FUCK THE FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF GOD DAMNIT! BUNCH OF FUCKERS GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU JACK ASSES!!!! FOR FUCK SAKE!

Heh, too bad we never landed on the moon in the late 60’s…several things prove this…

In the footage of Neil landing on the moon, the US flag is WAVING in the background…this is not possible due to the vacuum in space…also the dust that the moon buggy creates falls back down to the moon at a very false rate, and one more thing…the lunar module that they used to land on the moon was captured taking off and heading back to earth from location on the moon, who shot this footage?

We might have landed on the moon after apollo 13, but the US was so pressed to compete with the Soviets by putting the first man in space, creating the first satellite, and other things…that we just had to show them that we were far more advanced…and to do so, we rented out a hollywood studio and filmed neil jumping up and down on a dirt lot with an american flag waving in the background.

As far as I see this wasn’t any grandious historical event…it was a complete lie and coverup by the US government.

Our technology today is even faulty…look at the Mars landing project back in the 90’s…some idiot programmed the decent in feet, and the lander in meters…result? The entire project ruined b/c the lander smacked Mars before it was programmed to prepare itself for final decent. Therefore, our technology back in the 60’s would have been severely lacking in order to create a program such as the apollo missions, and have a successful landing on the moon.

This clip was edited for comical purposes…we never landed on the moon in 1969, so why even bother complaining about a couple of people who were bored enough to create something like this…

I’ve seen and heard many funny things on the net and I can honestly say that this was not one of them. What a total load of bollocks

That was fucking funny …

That is FUCKING hilarious. lol on the motherfucking moon. goddamn thats priceless

fuckin FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRETTY THAM GOOD, FUNNY TOO, WILL PASS
IT ON AND THANKS.

RIGHT FUCKIN ON ARMSTRONG!!!!! tHIS IS JUST TO FUNNY

fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah? well, i farted!

the truth? lol yeah right like someones gonna buy this

precious, its only a fucking jock folks, what the fuck, he landed on the fucking moon for fucks sake, isn’t fucking incredible

Mostly harmless. Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious. I laughed so hard that I got a warm feeling in my pants. And hey, some of you need to get unplug your heads from your arses. Use your noggin! You can damned well bet any military man (which most of the autronauts were/are) would let slip a few FUCKs upon stepping upon the fucking surface of the fucking moon. Sweet Jesus’ titties!!

Now that’s fucking funny.

i would love to know what he said when he got back fucking home

not really that funny, kind of like SNL …. sometimes would be funny if not long drawn out and painstakingly obvious over and over and over again. Just another wasted space on the net.

Well shit ,christ ,howdy! That’s what most people whould have said; Imean hey I’m on the fucking moon!!! k.Davis NASAlabs

I couldn’t agree mr. Davis

What the fuck was that all about?

That sounds more beleaveable than ( One step of man

pretty damn good gang; way to go!!

it’s a kick in the ass of the american pride (at least, for those who believe in this “movie”)… oh, by the way, i’m pretty shure that armstrong would use the good name of the Lord so get real… we are not puritains

It’s a fucking joke,okay? He didn’t really say that, but it’s fucking hilarious nonetheless. And of course it’s fake, houston kinda sounds like Steve Martin.

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too funny! That’s more like what any normal person would have said when they were on the moon. I know I’d be swearing too if I was actually on the moon! haha! Thanks for the lauph!

I’m not amused.

love to see the video, but it’s not playing on netscape 6 or explorer 5. how come?

It should do - it plays for me IE6, Mozilla, Mozilla Firebird & Opera… have you got the Flash 6 player installed?

You can’t fool me! This was filmed in the western desert. COMPLETELY FALSE AND BOGUS!!!

I think it’s disgraceful that professionals such as Astronauts can allow themselves to use such disgusting language. Don’t they realise that young children were watching this broadcast. I say thank god for editors, they do a marvelous job for this country.

so fucken what!

Re question herald - Tribune / Sunday Aug 31 2003

Should humanity boldly fling itself towards the stars, Or send up unmanned vehicle to do the job ?

If you have an open mind and are willing to review material I can give you the only answer to the question that exists at this time. Our ability to go into deep space is limited to “unmanned vehicles.” When president Kennedy set the goal of the Moon landings he was not aware we were not able to pass through the Van Allen radiation belt without heavy shielding to protect the fliers.
Once those in charge realized the feat was impossible it was decided to fool the Soviet government into thinking we were further along in the space race than they. Its impossible to fool the perceived enemy without hiding the true facts from the American public. Langley Air force base was used to build the mockups and props used to make the photos.
Prior to his departure from Eastern Airlines I had the opportunity to discuss the landings with Frank Borman who was alleged to have made the first trip around the Moon. Because of the inconsistent and evasive answers and his statement the landing was watched by two UFOs sitting on the far wall of the canyon. I knew this gentleman had never made a trip beyond Earths orbits. I have spent time at the space port and long ago concluded the Apollo program was faked. The Fox network made a documentary ” Did we go to the Moon ? ” exposing the sham perpetrated on the public using material from men who worked on the program and photos from NASAs own files. Not once when giving the opportunity to refute the evidence did NASA give a straight answer but simplify attacked the messenger. [ Never A Straight Answer.]
Instead they have relied on Professor Steven Dutch, University of Wisconsin to debunk the aired Fox documentary using pseudo science. IE. flag waves because of no air to impede the movement when astronaut attempts to plant it in ground, simple inertia. when actually a review ot the film clearly reveals the flag was placed in to a pipe driven into the Moons surface by the Astronaut bounding towards the camera. Also his explanation why shadows are going in 90 degree directions. ” Because of perspective and uneven surfaces” His entire debunking is nothing but smoke and mirrors.
A second documentary never aired ” We never went to the Moon “by Bill Kaysenger is available and presents similar material. However a third documentary by a Investigative reporter and film maker Bart Sibrel Is available. Sibrels many requests to NASA and personal research of its files for any unedited photos and material resulted in someone making a mistake and sending a miss marked tape that was never intended to be shown to the public showing the Apollo 11 crew faking the mission to the moon. See “afunnythinghappenedonthewaytothemoon.com.”
Of all the mysteries confronting mankind’s quest for knowledge, the greatest is the mystery called life. The theory of evolution explains how life on earth evolved From one cell creatures to Homo Sapiens, it does not explain life on earth began. Are we alone, is life on Earth unique. This answer will evade us until we explore the vast reaches of the universe and this can only be accomplished at the present time with un manned vehicles.

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If after reviewing the tapes you open the following web site you can see where the 40 billion dollar movie was made.

http://www.geocities.com/fakemoonpics/ Robert Anton Wilson

If you are interested in learning the truth I’m sending via snail mail these tapes plus the audio tape of the interview by Barbara Simpson with Bart Sibrel, If you view them I will discuss your findings at your convince. If you elect to view the audio and video tapes please review the following explanations given by professor Steven Dutch on behalf of NASA and note the comments I’ve made. Ill attach it below. Thank you for your time. Incidentally im 72 yrs old, served in the Marine corps, Korea. and if you think the young Army lady who is being used as a propaganda tool did anything to win the bronze star medal than many of my friends who gave their all to win the bronze star are going to turn over in their graves.
Question Why does a supposable free press publish this propaganda ???

Subject: Moon landing debunked

Theory: Did We Go to the Moon?
Steven Dutch, Natural and Applied Sciences, University of Wisconsin - Green Bay
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This page is based on a television special, Conspiracy Theory: Did We Go to the Moon? produced by Bruce Nash and aired on the Fox Network in March, 2001.

A Note to Visitors
I will respond to questions and comments as time permits, but if you want to take issue with any position expressed here, you first have to answer this question:

What evidence would it take (available now on earth) to prove we really went to the Moon?

Comment = A straight answer covering all issues raised by the FOX documentary and a logical explanation of Bart Sibrels film ” A funny thing happened on the way to the Moon” Showing NASAs dated / timed footage showing the flyers faking the trip that prove we did not go to the moon . There is no evidence available now on earth proving we went to the moon because a real scientific examination will prove we did not . I will compare your pseudo scientific explanations with the footage which will show you did not review the tapes when you fabricated your pseudo scientific answers.

The Cast

Arguing for various aspects of the conspiracy theory were Bill Kaysing, described as an engineer and analyst for Rocketdyne, Brian O’Leary, a “NASA astronaut in the 1960’s”, Paul Lazarus, a producer, Ralph Rene, “Author/Scientist”, Bart Sibrel, “Investigative Journalist”, Jan Lundberg, described as a technician for Hasselblad, Donald Percey of the “Royal Photographic Society” and Howard McCurdy, “space historian at American University.” Counterarguments were supplied by former NASA spokesman Julian Scheer and Paul Field, NASA LEM specialist. Some of the claims made in the program are discussed below, followed by a few topics not addressed in the program.

Up to 20% of the American Public Believes We Did Not Go To The Moon
There is no idea on God’s green earth so dumb that you can’t get a big chunk of the American public to buy it. These are the same people who believe you can cut taxes but expand services, and who believe you can extract oil from the ground indefinitely without running out of it.

And if 20% believe we didn’t go to the moon, that means 80% do, right? Why are the 20% more worthy of being taken seriously than the 80%?

Comment - Statements intended to intimidate those who disagree are not scientific but pseudo scientific tactics used by debunkers to intimidate those who disagree. 80% as apposed to 20% is not a scientific approach to a correct conclusion.

Pseudo - sham; false; spurious; pretended; counterfeit; one who affects being an intellectual

No Stars Are Visible

The Apollo astronauts all landed on the day side of the moon, and all the videos they shot from orbit were over the day side, so the exposure settings were all for daylight. Set your camera to 1/125 at f/8 (a setting typical of the slower films in use in 1969). Aim it at the night sky and shoot pictures. Tell me how many stars you see. Aim your camcorder at the sky and see how many stars you can film.

Even with the eye you’d have difficulty seeing stars from the daytime lunar surface unless you stood in a shadow and shielded yourself from any light reflected from the ground, for the same reason you can’t see stars from a brightly lit parking lot at night.

Comment - Correct, with out a resetting of the cameras lens the stars probably would not be visible but with the once in a life time opportunity why wasn’t the camera reset and the stars photographed ?

The Flag Waves
Sure it does. The flag had a stiffening rod on the upper side so it would stand out from the staff. When the astronauts moved the pole, the free corner lagged behind by simple inertia. The flag actually flops unnaturally quickly because there is no air resistance to impede it.

Comment - this statement was made either without reviewing the Fox documentary or without regards to the truth, FOX footage 0;9,40 minutes clearly shows the astronaut driving a pipe into the ground into which the flag is inserted as one astronaut bounds towards the camera. The flag is clearly moved by a outside force. Fast forward to 0:18,15. the flag moves 90% back and forth. a still frame one at a time review clearly indicates wind movement and again at 0:21,40 minutes. While reviewing the Bart Sibrel document “A funny thing happened on the way to the moon”at the 0;30,00 footage the flag is clearly whipped back and forth, the astronauts range of motion is limited by his pressurized suit and a 90% movement would require him to extend his elbow away from his body, not just hand movement. Move forward to 0:31,09 [ Sibel tape] the flag moves while the astronaut moves from the end of the flag to the pole end with no hands on it, Inertia = tendency for matter to remain at rest unless affected by some outside force. In this case wind.

No Dust on the Lander Footpads
Dust on the airless moon won’t behave like dust on the earth. It won’t hang in suspension. Even the tiniest dust particle will travel a ballistic path like a thrown baseball. So any dust kicked up by the landing will fly away from the Lander and fall to the surface some distance away.

When the astronauts walk, the dust they kick up doesn’t hang in a cloud but plummets like a stone - literally. There’s no air to keep it suspended.

Comment - This is distorted facts. At 0;10,00 footage the astronaut clearly states Moon looks like “much of the high desert of the United States” fast fwd to 0:15,00 footage and he states “surface is very fine grained almost like a powder” a fine grained powder would not take a ballistic path away from the Lander but move in all directions and much would settle onto the landing pads and a blast crater would clearly visible under the Lander.

No Engine Noise is Audible

None is audible on transcripts of Space Shuttle launches, either. Nor do you hear engine noise when an airline pilot speaks over the loudspeaker, even though it’s plainly audible in the passenger compartment. The blast noise goes mostly out and back. The proximity of the microphone to the speaker’s mouth means that voice will drown out whatever engine noise there is.

Comment- Although you clearly hear the pilots voice because the mike is directly in front of his mouth the engine noise is clearly audible at take off with full power applied. jet engine noise is much lower than the noise of a rocket, the interior is heavily insulated and all aircraft are now required to have engine noise suppressors installed. Note during the decent of the LEM at 0:13,00 footage. the tape is completely silent of all exterior noise in a vehicle where weight is so critical minimal insulation was use

Temperature Contrasts
One criticism of the Apollo landings was that no provision was made for the huge temperature contrasts between the sunlit and shaded areas on the Moon.

I could scarcely believe that anybody who claimed to have an engineering background would confuse temperature and heat, but that’s what happened in the program. Temperature is how fast atoms are moving in a material. Heat is how much total energy those atoms have. You can stick your hand in a 500-degree oven without injury, but touch any solid object in the oven and you’ll burn. Everything has the same temperature, but the amount of heat in the air isn’t enough to burn you quickly, whereas the amount in the grill or pan will be.

Comment- “I could scarcely believe that anybody who claimed to have an engineering background” ect ect. Lets ridicule and distort anyone who would disagree with a Science Professor.The above contains some science, much distortion. Film did not rely on temperature to reach the conclusion the landings were faked. The professor laments to a great degree on a subject that’s hardly touched on in the documentary. But refutes the flag waving in less than two lines. A NASA discrepancy clearly visible through out the film.

Lighting and Shadow Discrepancies
There’s a slight difference between being in a shadow and in front of one. Some of the Apollo photographs were criticized for showing brightly-illuminated astronauts in the shadow of the spacecraft, but it’s clear the sun was shining obliquely in the scene, and the astronauts were above or in front of the shadow.

One celebrated picture shows an astronaut with the sun behind him, and the lunar lander and American flag reflected in his visor. According to critics, the astronaut should have been merely a silhouette. And so he should, if he weren’t surrounded by brightly-lit ground. If the full moon can brightly illuminate the earth from 250,000 miles away, just imagine what it can do to an astronaut standing on it.

A number of photos show what are claimed to be shadows pointing in different directions. But the comparison is between well-defined shadows in the foreground and very oblique shadows in the background. Shadows lie on parallel lines pointing away from the sun. Because of perspective, they will appear to radiate away from the point on the horizon directly under the sun. It’s simply incredible that people who claimed to have backgrounds in photography and engineering would not know this. Close examination shows that the apparently mismatched shadows are also being cast on uneven surfaces. For example, one rock is clearly higher than the surface where its shadow falls. Between perspective, uneven surfaces, and no attempt whatever to find the real explanation, there’s no mystery whatever about the “mismatched” shadows.

A brief look around outdoors on a sunny day will show that shadows of nearby objects do not line up with more distant ones, or even point directly away from the sun. The reason is that you don’t line up the base of the object with its shadow, as was done in the program. You draw a line from a point on the edge of the shadow through the object that casts that part of the shadow. So it’s simply ridiculous to draw lines from the base of the Lunar Module through its shadow. To see if the shadows were consistent, you’d have to draw lines from objects on the Lunar Module to their corresponding shadows. These lines should converge on the Sun.

The most preposterous argument involves photos taken on Apollo 17 at the base of the lunar Apennines. The background, it is claimed, is faked because one photo of the mountains shows the Lunar Module in the picture and another showing the same mountains does not. Here’s a simple exercise. Drive to Mount Rushmore, Yosemite, or some other scenic spot. Park at a scenic overlook. Take a picture with your car in the foreground. Now walk around your car and take another picture. Compare the distant backdrop in the two pictures.

Comment- ” A brief look around outdoors on a sunny day will show that shadows ” ect Much distorted science. Lighting by sun light would be consistent through out film but some shadowed areas are pitch black while others are clearly illuminated check 0:19,15 0:24,15 minutes of film. Astronauts are clearly in shadow not above or in front. Moon light on earth is very consistent when you are outside and although a full moon will illuminate the surroundings clearly, it is difficult to distinguish colors.

“is faked because one photo” ect “So its simply ridiculous to draw lines” Lighting discrepancies occur through out the film. 0;23,10 clearly show [closely] related shadows running at angles inconsistent with shadows cast by sun light, in addition the sun will not create hot spots on the ground and else where.

Lets start by saying “The most preposterous argument involves photos “ect ect ect To intimidate those who disagree. Different backgrounds are now explained away with fake science. Take a photo on a scenic spot on a overlook, walk around car but not to far remember you are on a scenic overlook and yes the back ground will be almost the same.. Check footage at 0:26,10 the LEM is off in the distance. Now move to the far side of the Lander and compare the photos. they would be different and will not match.

Doctored Photos?

One sequence in the program quite convincingly shows that two scenes supposedly filmed on different days at different locations were actually filmed at the same spot. Maybe this proves the missions were filmed on earth on a set. Or maybe it merely shows that whoever edited the film mixed up the footage.

Another couple of photos shows that crosshairs etched on the camera lens appear to be behind objects in the foreground. There’s no question about it - the crosshairs disappear abruptly at the edge of the objects. One in particular appears to be in front of the American flag but behind an astronaut’s arm.

Now this makes absolutely no sense at all from a conspiracy viewpoint. If you’re going to stage the landings on earth, why put crosshairs on the camera at all? If we assume the photos were shot with the calibrated cameras that would have gone to the moon, and NASA went to the time and trouble to build stage sets and have people in spacesuits act out the landings, why not just shoot the scenes you need? Cutting and pasting makes no sense at all - nobody would have missed the apparently doctored shots if they weren’t made.

On the other hand, somebody editing out distracting crosshairs for press release makes perfect sense and is just as consistent with all the data. The question is, what’s on the original film? And none of the conspiracy theorists have apparently bothered to find out.

And there’s another possible explanation. I examined a scene of the Apollo 15 landing, showing commander James Irwin, the Lunar Module, and the Lunar Rover. Crosshairs are visible against lunar mountains in the background. They are also visible against footprints in the foreground. I can see shooting the scene against a backdrop, but how did crosshairs get in the foreground? But what really gives the game away is the crosshair against the Lunar Module. The crosshair is located on a set of panels sloping at various angles to the sun. The obliquely-lit panels, which are light gray, show the crosshair faintly. The crosshair is invisible against a panel that shows bright white because it is more directly lit by the sun. Both of the examples of allegedly obstructed crosshairs shown in the program were against white objects. So it is very possible there was no editing at all, merely the well known photographic effect that thin dark lines disappear when photographed against very bright backgrounds.

Comment - a more plausible explanation is the manufacture of the camera was not privy to the deception. If you taped a cross hair onto a brightly lit object the cross hair would probably be washed out by the surrounding glare. but the crosshair is inside the camera and would be visible unless eliminated by combining two photos to create a fake scene. “On the other hand, somebody editing out distracting crosshairs for press release makes perfect sense and is just as consistent with all the data. The question is, what’s on the original film? And none of the conspiracy theorists have apparently bothered to find out.” Why not edit out all the distracting cross hairs for press release if it makes sense to a debunker? “The question is, what’s on the original film?”The documentary was made from film received from NASA on many requests. all film obtained from NASA was closely edited prior to release and no live feed was permitted for television. One investigative reporter made three different requests for all Apollo 11 photos and related material and conducted a search of NASAs archives. The third request resulted in proof the landings were faked. By mistake a mislabeled tape was sent to Bart Sibrel and is the centerpiece of his documentary “A funny thing happened on the way to the Moon” I became aware of its existence after listening to his interview with Barbara Simpson on the cost to cost AM radio show on March 31 2001.

Because there is no fluffy, easily mobilized dust on the Moon. There never was, except in the imaginations of a few fiction science writers. Certainly since the Surveyor missions of the late 1960’s, it was known for certain that the Moon’s surface was fairly firm, well-packed material. Pictures of the blast effects would be useful from both an engineering and scientific standpoint, but nobody was surprised by the absence of a blast crater.

The film shows an artist’s (Norman Rockwell’s) conception with a blast crater visible under the LEM, but a public relations artist is not a scientist

Comment - Dust on the Moon [ True Norman Rockwell is not a scientist but one of the most famous folk artist in the world. All his paintings are realistic because his
research is accurate down to a T. the information used in the painting
was supplied by NASA.]

A lot of the confusion about lunar dust seems to arise from people thinking of household dust. Household dust is mostly organic (a lot of it is dead skin). It has a low density and floats easily in the air. Lunar dust is powdered rock, much higher in density and with no air to support it. There are no dust bunnies on the moon.

Kick any dry, bare ground surface on earth and you will kick up rock dust. Kick the moon and you will kick up lunar dust. Both kinds of dust are powdered rock, different origins but with somewhat similar properties. Rock dust is pretty cohesive once it packs down. One reader sent in a picture of the Lunar Rover churning up dust and asked how this could happen if there is no dust on the moon. Same way an ATV in a gravel pit kicks up dust. Nobody ever said there is “no dust” on the moon, just no fluffy, easily mobilized dust.

Once the lunar Lander rockets blew away the near-surface dust, what’s left? Larger particles too big to move easily.

Comment -” A lot of confusion about lunar dust seems to arise from people thinking of household dust” ect The professors speculation is totally ridicules, no one expected dust bunnies on the moon. NASAs film clearly show foot prints extremely legible in soil that contains moisture or has the consistency of flour. “Once the lunar Lander rockets blew away the near-surface dust, what’s left? Larger particles too big to move easily”Fox film at 0:15,00 footage “Surface is fine grained, almost like a powder.” If this statement was true “large particles” How can the Lander be surrounded by footprints through-out the documentary that was made using NASAs film

The Radiation Belts

Supposedly, travel to the moon is impossible because of the Van Allen radiation belts. So who better than Van Allen himself to describe the hazards (of course, he’s part of the plot too!)

The Van Allen Belts are zones where particles from the sun are trapped by the earth’s magnetic field. In a 1960 paper, On the Radiation Hazards of Space Flight, Van Allen describes the belts and their hazards. The belts vary greatly in extent and radiation depending on solar activity, but generally there is an inner, energetic belt mostly at low latitudes between about 2000 and 4000 kilometers and an outer, less energetic belt between about 13,000 and 20,000 kilometers above the earth. The belts carry a radiation dose of about 20 roentgens (grays in modern units) per hour and the gap in between about one. These figures are for spacecraft shielded by about 4 mm of aluminum (one gram per square centimeter).

(Note: dosimetry is a complex issue and there are several types of units - roentgens, rems, rads, and grays - that measure different things, but they turn out to be roughly equivalent when applied to human exposure. On the other hand, if you know enough about dosimetry to care, then you should know enough to refute the Van Allen Belt argument. If you still believe the conspiracy theory, shame on you.)

Assuming, then, that we shoot the Apollo capsule straight through the belts at escape velocity (40,000 km/hour), we’re talking 0.05 hours in the inner belt, 0.225 hours in the gap and 0.175 hours in the outer belt. That means a total dose of (20 x 0.05) + (.225 x 1) + (20 x 0.175) = 4.7 roentgens, or about 1% of the fatal radiation dose. Double this figure for the round trip. Once beyond the belts the radiation hazard becomes small.

Although ten roentgens is far below the lethal dose, it poses significant long-term health hazards and nowadays is considered a wholly unacceptable dosage. There are two ways to reduce the risk. First, since the inner belt is largely confined to within 30 degrees of the equator, launch into an orbit inclined at least 30 degrees to the equator and then launch into a lunar trajectory above or below the inner belt.

Second, the energy distribution of the particles in the inner and outer belt is quite different. Changing our 4 mm of aluminum to lead would have only marginal effects in reducing dosage in the inner belt, but it cuts the dosage in the outer belt by a factor of 500. Also, the outer belt is still most intense at low latitudes and the spacecraft trajectory can be aimed to minimize radiation exposure in the outer belt.

According to NASA, none of the Apollo missions exceeded one roentgen of total dosage.

Comment- If the above statements were anything other than smoke and mirror, pseudo scientific explanations. Than why? As reported by CNN in 1998 when the Shuttle flew to its highest orbit of 350 miles was NASA totally surprised by the astronauts reporting bright flashes of light going through their heads even with their ryes closed. CNN reported “NASAs unpredicted surprise and said the Van Allen belt can create killer electrons that could adversely affect the Astronauts health”

To continue commenting on professor Dutches flim flam tale is a waste of time.

12 / 30 / 2002 Apollo fake. By Robert Anton Wilson Its clear Mr. Wilson has done his home work and its inconceivable that anyone with an open mind can’t see we were victims of a hoax. Myself, Jim Marrs, and 80% of the American people. Anyone with doubts should click on Did we go to the moon, scroll down to “A funny thing happened on the way to the Moon” purchase the tape showing NASAs time,dated footage of the astronauts faking the trip.

The Remainder of the learnered Professors term paper is pure science fiction. Be aware many in the scientific community will lower their standards when seeking a Federal grant to work on some personal project.

I can’t fucking believe it! Holey shit!

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!

…I crap my pants when I was laughing so hard I farted….and then laughed some more because my co-workers were with me and heard it…errr…me…and…well…fucking a….all is right in the world…

I was 13 years when I got up at 3:am to watch the first lift off! I was so excited! Oh my fucking heart, if this is real, I think Mr Armstrong WOULD say the word FUCK, and everbody else, in thier excitement, many, many times. Thank you for the enlightenment.

I laughed. I cried. I pissed my fucking pants! Then I went to clean myself up…but I was still fucking laughing! Very creative and actually likely. Very nice job.

“Jesus Fucking Christ” But, The only problem is……….
“They never landed on the Fucking Moon”

Like they really even landed on the fucking moon to begin with. It looks like neil should have won an oscar for his fucking pathetic moon acting at area 57! What the hell happened to that fucking Armstrong antway? Should’nt he have had a kid the od(d) or be on a stamp, or running for office somewhere (CA.) It’s all fucking bullshit. I George Sexton have been to the moon I fucking know!!!!!!!

The only thing that gave me a bigger smile was the comments!! Can we be more Dramatic in our shocking use of the word
F U C K I N G ?… lol
Ya know…….. (whispers)… I bet that word did come outta his mouth at the wonderious site !!!

I have no problem with vulgarity when it’s appropriate. This was mildly amusing for the first two or three seconds. Beyond that it’s pretty lame, and the ebullient comments to the contrary are just sad.

hehe

Love it - I guess there was truth in the 60’s too bad about the filter cops

wonderfull

Re: “Neil Armstrong The Awful Truth” - It is obvious that there are people out there who have loads of free time. Notwithstanding the other positive comments, this isn’t funny - it’s stupid.

this is fucking funny!!!!!

Jesus H. Crist on a bicycle! Isn’t that a microphone hanging down in the upper left corner, about eight seconds into the piece?

Fucking moon, fuckinggg moon…fucckkkiiingg moon,
fuck you Armstrong, don’t be fool fucker!

WHOEVER MADE THIS UP MUST BE THE MOST PATHETIC LOSER. This wasn’t the least bit funny.

You are absa-fuckin-lutely fulla shit!!!

hey all you dumbasses who don’t realize it’s a JOKE. Get a life - this is fucking hilarious - of COURSE it’s not real you idiots!

where the fuck is my last post? did it go into the fucking chicken basket? lol

What are you talking about

jesus christ, the biggest load of bull. and there wos me thinkin it wos a hoax now where wud i hav evea got that from?!?!:P nah its so obvious it aint real, look at the shadows of the rocks, they all go in different directions when the only light source in space is the sun….

I don’t know about anyone else but, totally awesome! I just couldn’t believe it! Jesus H. Christ in a handbasket! LOL

I bow down to the fucking MASTER!

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Fuckin’ A.

JESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUNNY !! DO YOU THINK THEY TWISTED UP A DOOB WHEN THEY GOT BACK INTO THE LUNAR MODULE ?

I can not believe you think this is real. My husband has work for nasa for years, and that never would of been said.

I LOVE this…and what’s more…when I was married to one of the orignal engineers on Von Braun’s team at NASA in Huntsville, Alabama there were tapes he brought home where we could listen to REAL dialogue from the astronauts during flight. I recall the flap over their being given that powdered, fake orange juice that gave them the farts. They complained about that loud, long and painfully. Can I say “fart”?? It did make us laugh like crazy. And to think…that shit’s still on the market!! So…..I can easiy believe THIS to be real. hee hee

That was the stupiest thing I’ve ever seen. ya’ll are a bunch of losers and retards. get a job freaks

y’all are nerds. can we be friends?

Unbefuckinglieable!!!!!!b That is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever heard on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Unfukinbelieveable! HAAAAAAA hahahahahahaha

Now THAT is the funniest god-damned thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. You win, we’re all packing it in and going home:)

Hoooorah!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe, Fuck You, you straight laced, tightass shitbirds. Lighten up. Have some fun. A smile won’t break you face. What do you think he said, ” lets put a motel over there, and a gas & go over there” ? I would have said, this place needs a good shitter.

holy fuckin shit.. I cant believe you fucking put that fucking thing on the fucking internet.

OMG! Everyone here at the One Tree Hill production office has been snickering all FUCKIN’ day at this! VERY FUNNY STUFF!!
I know if I was on the moon… I would be saying the same!!
-BK

wot a crock load off shit
you guys need to grow up

UN-Believable

Neil: Ah, jesus…tap dancing christ.. the moon.

Control: Ah…………roger.

Y’ know it’s not true all of this about being on the moon. The solar system is 2 big to be on the moon. There could be other universes. All you people getting excited because he was on the moon. The moon is nothing to anyone know. Why don’t you travel space instead of finding a thew crates on the moon and a bit of water on mars, start been a bit adventures please, the world needs cheering up a little, Good Luck!

Hi again, I just wanted to tell you that space is a great place, I wish I could witness space for the very first time in my life. Please give me a call at…..erm….oh well I forgot my number, anyway Mr Armstrong what was it like on the moon, pretty scary uh, I bet you poo’d your panties when you wher offered. I stared in a movie space impact in 2000 and we officaily went up to space, I didn’t though, tite b…….., anyway I hope you read my other message because it would mean a lot to me sinceraly to see the real space, the real space impact, c’mon someone in china has gone up to space but they won’t find anything because the chinese have never done anything like this before. Have you seen jupiter close up Mr Armstrong….are we talking to mr armstrong becuase I DON’T SEEM TO BE GETTING ANY ANSWERS!!!!!!!! sorry about that but I get a bit y’know carries away a little like you and your cronies did when you finally, finally stood on the moon for your millions….and millions armstrong fans. Anyway do you the Barclaycard Premiership, do you its great innit, I’m a leeds united supporter, supporter by name supporter by nature, I go all the time, a bit rubbish like but thats life. I hate chelsea and ian harte, I wish abramovich had all his money nicked because chelsea would be in humongos dept, y’know what a mean. I’ve got a little song here for ye mr armstrong.
1 game, can you just win 1 game
because in leeds it’s just not the same
please may you just win 1 game
vidukes
your a joke, oooooop’s
score a goal for you boots
because there crap lotto boots.

Did you like arnie, I really do hope;- oh have you been watching the rugby world cup 2003 in australia, guess what I have, hahahahahaha. Do you find that abusing, guess not. Have you seen ma new movie yet, no because I’m only laiying, if you don’t understand that word it’s because I spelt it wrong and that word and I’m sure I spelt that one wrong and that one and that one and that one……erm….sorry about my little conversation but y’knw how I feel about mi footee and mi space and mi rugby world cup, and all you other writers soory for taking up all the space, ha space, innabit arnie.

OMGWTF!?!!?

sooo fucking awesome!!!! i love it!
great job!!

OMGWTF!?!!?

sooo fucking awesome!!!! i love it!
great job!!

That’s fucking great.

Fuck.

The “set” they shot that on seemed to be decorated in early Fuck.

Did they just say the same curse word over and over again? How could you post that? I am only in sixth grade, and I find this on the internet, looking for information on Neil Armstrong. I can;t belive you.

ROFLMOAO…… that was funny ….. thanks for the humor-break!!

edit out the swearing out so it can be shown in shcool

holy fucking hell theyre walkin on the fucking moon can you fucking believe it?

what a load of shit

hahhah HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!

Holy Mother of Pearl, I abso-fucking-lutely needed that laugh. I nearly pissed myself and stopped breathing all together. Oh and Stomki get a fucking life you stupid cunt. Oh I love our freedoms.

What’s so funny about some cunt swearing??

the only real proof it actualy happened

Why doesnt some smart arse just point a big ole telescope at the moon landing site? I’m sure we have telescopes powerful enough to see the flag and rover that still remain…

that is so fucking funny….holy shit…..holy mother fuck LOL

This is no more believable than the version they did release.

laughed my fucking head off, over and over

That was the most fucking retarded and the most fucking edited fucking video I have ever fucking seen. Get a G** damne mother fucking life you fuckers

That was the most fucking retarded and the most fucking edited fucking video I have ever fucking seen. Get a G** damne mother fucking life you fuckers.

as humor goes ………. HILARIOUS. Anyone who is offended by this needs to shove a muscle relaxer up their butt and then consider buying a sense of humor.

pretty gay

The original quote was lame anyway… It is redundant to say “One small step for MAN, one giant leap for MANKIND.” What he should have said was “One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.” After all, the step was being done by A man, not “man” in general, which is the same as “mankind”. Fucking moron.

We never ever landed on the fucking moon

holy fucking jesus h christ in a chicken basket, so they did really land on the moon then!

THIS IS IS BULLSHIT, WITH A CAPITAL “B” WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING?????????

that was ‘fucking’ stupid.

Too damn fucking funny, sure he isn’t one of the fucking guys in my fucking band? Gotta love the fucking Onion…

God Bless Neil Armstrong !!!!!!!!! Say it Like It Is Baby !!!!!!!!

u lie u dork

How disgusting. We in Australia don’t like that kind of fucking talk Nevertheless, it was a fucking good acheivement.

Funniest thing evaaaaaaaaa

Absolutly the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

wow.. the history books are wrong! fuck.

in-fucking-credible!!!

piss fucking funny.

you guys are losers

This was one of the most amazing achievments the American people have ever successfully accomplished. Your interpretation was quite funny, however the audio does sound fake because Neil and the gentlemen on the other end have the same voice. Sorry, but it’s still quite fucking funny.

What a fucking riot!

Damn straight! I KNEW that goody goody “one step” routine was to freakin’ wholesome to be true.

i’m F*&%ing speechless!

It must have been great! My dad was a sailor and I never heard anyone say “holy living fuck” before, or” holly fucking christ in a chicken basket” either! I’ll never look at chicken baskets without thinking of the fucking moon!

You’re all missing the point, the big picture. If he said it, so what? Perhaps he was overwhelmed. If he didn’t, then he didn’t. Either way, it doesn’t detract from the accomplishment or from him in any way, shape or form. It must be difficult for so many to live in this world, from one day to the next, with such thin skin. How about we all grow up a little and not react so much from so little?

Lee Ermey probably could have said it more eloquently. “Wholly Dogshit!” If goD had wanted your fucking ass up on the moon, he would have miracled your worthless fucking ass up there!” “Get off of my obstacle”, God bellows in his old testament voice.

CSG

Rubbish.

an insult to our country…not funny at all…you all have sick humor genes in you.

Holy mother of fuck. Jesus H. Christ you fucking blithering chicken bastards. He walked on the mother fucking, cock sucking, pussy licking, shit smeared, god damn fucking moon! Thats was uncle fucking awesome!

You guys are fuckin crazy. That was so fake. You could have did a better job of making it look real. Instead you put that fuckin shit on here. You are just a bunch of dumbasses.

You guys are fuckin crazy. That was so fake. You could have did a better job of making it look real. Instead you put that fuckin shit on here. You are just a bunch of dumbasses. That was also an insult to America. You guys need to be put in a mental hospital cuz that was a sick joke.

holy mother of fuck, that was fuckin awesome. shit fuck cock balls tits, goddamn mutherfucker cocksucker sister eater-outer.
shit.
ass.
ps:
ashley’s a fuckin retard

yeah … that wasn’t that funny

No wonder the NASA edited it.What language to use when you are creating history.This is not funny.

Sorry, but you ppl need to get a life and a better vocabulary. This is very disrespectful, especially to those involved. It was a triumph for our country and you made it look like crap!

oh man you nastards. That should not be funny, but I’[m sitting here laughing like a fool.. It was great

Fuckin’ BEWDIFUL !!!!

BTW, Joe Aristides, Ashley, oye, and the rest of the idiots that didn’t think it was funny - YOU fuckers need to get a life and possibly laid - disrespectful to the country ??? FUCKOFF ! If you can’t laugh a joke, you have serious mental issues !

Pretty effin funny!
Alot of the comments are quite disturbing!
All you idiots who wrote how stupid, rubbish, etc, and abused the guys for doing this.. relax, get laid, take more drugs, and get a life. If you don’t think this is funny, sod off, what the hell are you doing surfing these sites anyways…
You have the rights to express your views.. but come on.. you obviously take life FAR TOO SERIOUSLY !!
I thought it was pretty funny ma self…… i was having a shit day and this made me larf, so thanks :)

oh well, i suppose its not true, because there had to be a delay for signal transfer. too bad. maybe i really would have believed it ;-) hehe

it still was very funny

I nearly wet myself watching this, it was hilarious, B it a spoof or not. I’ve never thought 2 ? the fact that there WAS a moon landing (even my L8 Dad, God bless him, was convinced, & he was a really smart guy & knew a thing or a thousand), but I never ever blvd that NA would naturally come out with portentous, philosophical stuff a la “One small step…etc”, & merely assumed he’d been told what 2 say, & probably thoroughly rehearsed 2 do so. I mean, I know these guys do all that serious hard training & all, but, 4 godsake, the sheer enormity of Bng the 1st (presumably!) human 2 step on the moon would cause even the most highly disciplined person 2 utter a few expletives & words of wonder, so this is more like it! I’m reminded of those ‘famous last words’ things like: “What the fuck was that?” from the mayor of Hiroshima, & so 4th. Keep up the good work anyway, & may England win the 2003 Rugby Union World Cup! Cheers everyone. J.

i luved it, i pissed my self. i sent it 2 every1 i know ( that is like, 3 peps, joke). they should show every1 one the clip, the world would b a better place, joke.

this is so big headed, but that is just me, not the welsh in me rite, so dont u go slaggin us off bout it,RITE! i am lush, so i must b welsh. i am goin 2 rite a few wrongs ere.
1. we do not shag sheep
2. beer aint all we drink
3. we are not wild country peps
nd 4. we r better dan da welsh

by da way, if any 1 wants 2 contact me, cos im kinda so cool my addy is animal625@hotmail.com

brilliant! perfect!!!! that’s what you’d EXPECT someone to say who just landed on the moon, i would think. i know i’d swear like a truckdriver the first step i took on the moon. wouldn’t you?

First of all I was believeing that the walking on the moon was a hoax after seeing a special on it about how impossible that would have been for that time, and how the shadows were cast and the reflextion of the camera crew and all; I was convinced. But if they did in fact land and walk on the moon I imagine that this “fucking” statement sounds much truer than all that “first step for mankind stuff”. Now I don’t know what to believe. But it was still cute.

fuck anyone that have a fucking problem with this fucking video. This is called fucking free speech and fuck the history as we can do what the fuck we want to do with and i dont give a fucking sheet about what some fucking kids sees on the net so go fuck your self if you have a fucking problem with this fucking video

regarding this comment “First of all I was believeing that the walking on the moon was a hoax after seeing a special on it about how impossible that would have been for that time, and how the shadows were cast and the reflextion of the camera crew and all; I was convinced. But if they did in fact land and walk on the moon I imagine that this “fucking” statement sounds much truer than all that “first step for mankind stuff”. Now I don’t know what to believe. But it was still cute.”

Yes in fact they did land on the money and some logic, and astronomy can explain everything that fox said. I willl address the shadow. The shadow was cused by the camera light

First: you mock history. It is OK if this is the true dialoge of that day.
When one of the airliners pierced the Tower 9-11
clearly on a tape is a New Yorker exclaiming
“Holy SHit!” because it is almost unbelievable, not because it is funny…
Maybe this is what they said, I cannot know for sure…
do not ignore the terrible discipline and courage it would take for any of us to make such a journey… it is called having The Right Stuff…you lack it…most of us lack it…
a telling truth for us coddled post WWII generation…
The story I have read is that when Armstrong was a kid
he heard neighbors arguing about sex… and Nora yelled at her husband “Oral sex, you’ll get oral sex when that newspaperboy walks on the moon!” Andthen when Armstrong really did walk on the moon he said,
“Good luck, Mr. Nathan!”
This is not original story, I remember reading it a few years ago, and although I don’; know if this is the truth,
at least it bespeaks the hope of mankind eternal…

me, I have volunteered to take the one way trip to view personally Saturns rings,Jjupiters moons, to ski the slopes of Pluto… but luckily…NASA has not asked me to.
What would you do?

The way you put stuff plays badly in these times.

Awesome! It’s too bad some people can’t take a joke, as this is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in quite a while.

Cheers.

I knew there was more to it!!! I knew it!! I just knew it!

I F*@&ing knew it!!

;-)

Here are my thoughts …

There is nothing wrong with creating art

The art in this case is humor … damn fine humor at that

To those who don’t like what they see … nobody is forcing you to look

Take yourself to one of the other 100,000,000,000,000+ web pages … you wont be missed

Better yet … bash your own head into the cement until you die

Life can be boring or even scary at times … hats off to the folks who can still make us laugh

I watched the Neil Armstrong clip about 4am this morning

I was drinking a cup of steaming coffee at the time

The clip was so funny; I spewed a mouthful of coffee out my nose

It splashed over my shirt, half my keyboard and legs

Keyboard trashed: yes

Shirt stained: yes

Legs burned: yes

WORTH IT ALL? HELL YEAH!!!

Blow my nose, top off my coffee and click that REFRESH button

REFRESH - REFRESH - REFRESH - REFRESH - REFRESH - REFRESH … still funny!

Sounds like something Peter from Family Guy would say. Wonderfull!!

Fan fucking tastic.

Space Cowboy Dave
Jouissance

That was F’ing funny as all hell.

but ya have to ask yourself did they say that when they first got there, or did they even get there… hmmmm

LMAO

That was F’ing funny as all hell.

but ya have to ask yourself did they say that when they first got there, or did they even get there… hmmmm

LMAO

Dude! this is absolutely hillarius! I absolutely loved this fucking thing. If you find anything else pass it along,great job! sundncekid@msn.com

Why would Armstrong swear on the moon? Certain individuals here would, but remember Armstrong et al were of “The Right Stuff”. It is possible to be amazed but retain dignity; if you deny this, then your knowledge of human nature is lacking.

ITS ALL FUKIN BLURY!!!!!

I cannot believe that some people here do not realise that this is a joke. A funny one at that.

Good job! I laughed my ass off.

That is the worst thang someone could ever do that was f-ing hillarious but keep it low because if nasa ever finds out what you guys or women did they are going to see you in court!! that was not f-ing funny i mean i came to you site to do some work and i got a joke played on me!! i think that i just got pun;k secretly!!! HAHA great job!
from a f-ing unhappy costomer!!!

hilarious. abso-fucking-lutely Hilarious. what more could be said though?

This is the fucking stupid thing I ever see!!!!!

LMFAO !!! that was one of the funniest fucking things i’ve seen ! great !!

F*@#-ing Fantastic!

I haven’t laughed so hard in AGES

Thanks for brightening up my day.

very droll - as I sat up all night to watch the TV broadcast in 1967 or 68 it was nice to see and hear an “unexpurgated version”

Now we will have to hear Richard Nixon’s unexpurgated resignation speech and other such gems from history.

This was pretty funny, perhaps this was another fucking evidence that the fucking Lunar landing was a fucking Hollywood production!

Can you send me more stuff on neil armstrong thank you.

Yup. We have already witnessed the apex (apogee?) of White Western Civilization. What you and I are now witnessing is the Decline & Fall. The destruction of all our institutions - educational, civil and moral. Our cities are being overun by the barbarian hordes… not to mention our halls of governance. Welcome to the brave new world of sodomite marriages and legalized dope. Goodbye Aristotle, hello Caligula.
As witness, this clip, which, I gather, is SUPPOSED to be humorous, but is actually quite pathetic. Ha, ha.

HahaHA, that was fucking halarious

Ok, rather strange…

unfuckin believable. holy shit in a chicken basket.
that was the funniest thing i ever heard!

So i’ve been looking at nite at the fucking MOON

haha that was the funniest thing i hav ever heard in my life and im doing a report on him and i am soooooo putting that in!!!!! :)

That was the biggest load of crap ever seen by man kind!

Sooooooooo STUPID and DUMB. ‘Can’t belive we’re on the fucking moon’

that was fucking good

Simply Brilliant

just fuck up `nd stop makin a big deal bout dis shit alrite ?? jesus christ..

fucking funny!

That is fucking hillarious. And while probably still false, it’s also likely quite a bit closer to what actually was said the moment he crossed the threshold.

do not steal the picture you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very fucking funny.

Next: what the Pilgrim fathers really said when they reached the F*cking New World.

Mmm… I live spoofs too. Keep up the good work.

I need a good fuck now! he he he heeee

HUH…

Funny, I thought the first words by Armstrong were “Well It’s not blue cheese!”

Don tink it is funny u dumb fukkin a$$!!!

Get a life!!!

first of all, what do you know. That movie is so bad you cant see a thing. then i dont know who wrote that but that is a disappointment if you have this as a throught bring your opinion to nasa’s attention, not to the people on this website! there here for the truth!

That was a very educational fucking moo walk

You should follow the good advice: If you haven’t anything good to say, then say nothing at all.
We’re here to make the world a better place, and lowering the level of decency doesn’t accomplish that.

what the fucken hell? haha naww man i think u guys did that no dumb idiot would do that when he knew he was gonna be on air. Or did he? well it doesnt matter what he said because he was still on the moon.

sorry guys, it was funny but not believable. It was history and not to be made fun of. You guys have nothing better to do so you make this fucking site. Shame on you muther fuckers for doing this shit.

But the original words were written before the fact. He had to say what he said! (Which says a lot about Americans). Indeed omly Americans will think this film is funny.

GREEEEAT!

This must be the funniest fucking video i have ever seen about the fucking moon. LOL LOL LOL LOL Fuckin A

LOL. It’s about as believeable as Sadam having weapons of mass destruction. The USA remains the best fiction writers in the world!

barley you are nothing but a piece of poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you big fat liars. make your pictures a little bit bigger.

Funny as shit. 9 out of 10.

holy fucking shit that was fucking hillarious i knew that one small ste one big step was all bullshit but this oh yah this is what really happened it was fucking hilarious

i thought it was hilarious and pretty exciting but i thought South Park had bad language but i guess i was wrong

hello. this did not load. pity huh. oh yeah. THIS IS STOLEN. you bad bad people. we would report. alas we do not have the time. we are doing a project. farewell

O_o”’

I’ve never heard the word ‘fuck’ so many times in just a few minutes…oh well^^ funny nonetheless!

Browny points for you!…but, I already ate the brownies^^;;; Buh bye!

fuck it all! wahlooooooooo

USA lie to world. It happen now, it happen then. Nothing change.

you goddam fuck shit face fuck

I fire pingpong ball to moon with my fanny but it not say fuck when it get there. What is world cooming to, can we not be polite and not say fuck all the time?

It’s a fucking disgrace to be sure, we were put on this earth, to be sure, to be polite and not so as to be putting fucks into our fellow man.
p.s. i like choirboys

I like fish

I like plankton

I like George Bush. He is on an intellectual par with me.

Howdy plankton buddy. How’s about you and me shootin’ a few Buds sometime and tellin’ the world what is just and right for itself and then enforcing it with a goddam fuckin’ big bomb.

ok I will say he probably said that but he still did not land on the real moon. ok so you might think I am wrong here is a fact. you can see the shadows of the rocks are going in different directions if they are on the moon there is only one sun and the suns light is going one direction so how come the shadows are different?

it’s true. he nearly stepped on me, the fucker

hi!! thats cool but atleast blank out the sware words!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there are grade 6’s searching for space stuff cuz there science unit is space and they don’t need to hear that!!!!!!!!

i’ve always wanted to know, what dose the H. stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Also even if this is not what was said. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!!!!

What would you say if you were walking on the FUCKING MOON?

Never mind fucking walking on the moon, did you see and hear the film of the launch when they had to blast off from the moon? I reckon he shit his pants.

did anyone else stepped into the moon after neil did !!!!

BULLSHIT! THAT WAS SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOTALLY FAKE! GET A FUCKIN LIFE U WANKED U MUDA FUCKIN BASTARD! AND IF THAT WAS REAL WHICH IT FUCKIN ISNT A GAY LITTLE CUNT LIKE YOU WOULDNT HAVE IT AND IF YOU DID THEN EVERY1 WOULD NO ABOUT IT YOU FUCKED UP LITTLE SCABBY WANKIN TREE HUMPIN DICK ED MONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! O MY GOD U FREAK!

Why do you trash something so amazing, I mean you make fun of something that has changed our word. You people are sick. I came on here looking for info for a project for school. I’m 12 years old and I don’t need to hear this shit. Why can’t you do something good. You people get real.

this is great but a little too blury

SO,SAY THEY DID LAND ON THE MOON(AYE RIGHT)SINCE ALL THE SPACETRAVEL FROM 1969 , WHY HAVEN,T NASA BEEN ABLE TO SEND ANYONE ELSE BACK ONTO THE THE SURFACE OF THE MOON ? MAKES YOU WONDER IF THE FILM ARMAGEDDON IS REAL!!!!!

hey i dont think you really landed on the moon because i lloked at a picture and there was a c in the rock and in the dirt so that was where you had to put the rock and the shadows went all facing the same directon so why wont you guys just tell the truth and im only in the 4th grade im sart for my age

thanks tell the truth

you didnt land on the moon

FUNNY, RUDE, CAN’T WRITE ANYMORE, I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T SEE THE KEYBOARD!

This was great! Onion.com always has an exemplary wit. And to those of you who were offended, shut the fuck up. Seriously. Go raise a barn or something, Ezekiel. At least it doesn’t tout the “Moon Landing is a Hoax” bullshit.

Besides, how would YOU know what was said? Hell, I’m sure some four-letter-words could have been bellowed.

It’s the fuckin’ MOON, for cryin’ out loud.

If you guys spent as much time on useful endeavors you would be rich and stupid, Instead of just stupid.

i think it is totally awsome that he knows how to walk!!!

neil should be a farmer!!

i love brooke by anthony

funny but i think the moon landings r real

This is totally fucking awesome.

awesome!

HAHA! Man that was fucking awsome! im spose to be doing a report about landing on the moon! wait till i tell my teacher! lets hope she gets pissed!

By far this was the funniest audio ……. I laughed ’til I cried. I’m emailing all my friends so that they too can wet their pants.

i want to know how big the family is of neil armstrong i think i am family prinsenplein 22 7941 kw meppel

that was horrable im 11 and i was going to get info in armstrong !!!!!!!!to do my report in school! =-(

What a load of shite.

the “walking on the f*ck*ng moon” clip certainly made my monday at work a little easier.

-Joe

this is hystierical! i was in the middle of doing a school report and needed something to pick me up, and this was it! oh, yeah and to all those who think this is a shame, you should learn to lighten up a little!

My son was asked to find out some important facts about Neil Armstrong for his homework. We then came to this website, and were excited about hearing exactly what was said. To my 10 yr. old sons disappointment, this came up for him to hear. I am so fed up with this country thinking that they should know everything that happens. There are some things that should be left alone. We take so much for granted in this country. What is wrong with having heros and wanting to believe in something. That is why our children are turning out to be so confused and radical these days. If you are going to put this stuff on the internet you should have a rating on it. We went in innocently to hear a historical event and you made a mockary of it. I think that people who do these things should be punished.

i like it, but the f- word!

What the fuck is Neil Armstrong blabbering about. Who can tell? Is there a transcript avanilable? Hans

Obvious fake soundtrack. Complete bullshit
Ant

I suppose people have a right to curse thenselves to hell by using the F-word if they want to. It’s a free country. But it’s not funny. It’s a sexual metaphor. Sex is not a toy. It’s dangerous. People die over it. Language is not a toy. It’s a tool. It hurts people. Further, I find it strange that people would be offended by conservatives. We’re not the ones doing anything wrong. 99 out of a hundred of these posts use the F-word and approve of it. Why the outcry when someone raises a bit of a protest? Aren’t we allowed to be offended by what we like? If you don’t know that, to some of us, language is no laughing matter, you are ignorant. If you do know, and are purposefully trying to hurt us, well I guess the term for that would be cruelty. Or maybe sadism. Depends on the context.

It’s possible, I suppose, that some of you have a chemical dependancy on extreme comedy. In which case I could be causing you pain by removing some of that element. However, I am probably doing humanity more good than harm, as the chaotic effects of high-energy humor are generally counter-productive. I actually like laughing, but I try to be careful what I laugh at. I probably have get just as much pleasure out of life as anyone else. I just avoid certain kinds of situations so I don’t have to laugh at them. Younger kids don’t have that kind of discretion, so I think we’d all appreciate it if the admin of this site would take it down and remove these rude comments. For those with chemical dependancies on the effects of dirty humor, please try to get a life, quit playing with fire, find pleasure in something constructive instead.

WE DIDN’T LAND ON THE MOON!

i dont think this is funny and u ppl should pay some respect to the event.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(wipes tears from eyes)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
nice one.

Funnier than I remember it when I was a kid!

And they DID land on the moon.

Steve.

Not what I was hoping for my son to view as he is doing a report on Neil Armstrong for 3rd grade!!! I was trying to give him some time to do his own research and learn how to use the internet effectively. I agree with Jamie Fuller, there should be some sort of rating so innocent children don’t get hurt but the adults may look if they wish. As for the Me person who said people need to lighten up, maybe when they are a parent and only have their childs best interest in mind, they’ll see this and think differently.

Top Drawer.
Best short for a long while

tha t was blurry i couldm t see it

I’ve played 3 times already and absofuckinglutely love it!!! Hilarious, and really well done….great job!!

people, this is satire. i’m certain that your children hear far worse from the other kids in school, so try not to overreact to some basic parody using blue english. i laughed till i nearly cried, and i’m sure that my parents would have taken it for face value and laughed with me. you can either shelter a kid to death and protect them from simple words, or let them develop their own sense of linguistic morality. additionally, i’d worry more about your child’s spelling than what they are listening to on a 30 second flash site.

my 8 tear old son was working on his biography for his third grade class and looking for things on the internet. he called me upstairs to show me this video. we laughed out loud together for a few minutes. i told him that although it is vulgar it is still pretty funny. he learned that vulgarity at appropriate times can be funny. lighten up buddy.

At last, a Neil Armstrong “thing” I can be proud to pass on to others…..

The world is really going to be destroyed because of people like you who left these diesgusting comments . How do you crazy people know that what you read on this crrazy web site is real? What FOOLs You are to believe a crazzy web site that corrupts the peace that our Forefathers fought hard to protect. ! Wake up! Use you heads to help the world not corrupt it for future generations!

WHAT THE HELL is the big deal? Ok so if It was acting, big fucking, deal! WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MOTHER FUCKING GAY? Serioulsly, I mean it was hilarous, in my opinion. What do you guys think about it? WELL to quote the WWE Wrestler the Rock, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You shitting me dude
This is false. Can’t be true

Regardless if it’s real or not, IT’S PRETTY FUCKIN’ FUNNY! Just relax, get over it, and enjoy life!

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peter pan was the only one to have a better time

arthur

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. First of all, I have tape recording of the LIVE broadcase (no editing possible) and nothing like this was said. Second, its amazing to me that people find this funny. Third, this is a misrepresentation of a historical event, so how is it funny? Fourth, how are the cuss words used making this funny? Are the words themselves funny? They knew they were on live television, one of the most watched live broadcasts of that date. I guess some may find their own vocabulary more useful if our hstorical events included their descriptive verbs. This is truly very sad.

I think you guys are fuckin bullshitting me.

i view the tape twice just to make sure i heard what i thought i heard. then, reading at some of the comments, i realised that it could have been joke. MUST have been a joke. armstrong knew it was a historical moment. the whole world waited eagerly to watch THE first step. there was no way he could have said those words.

i also dont find it funny at all. what a waste of time!!

hahahahaha im researching a paper and i find this.. how great is that.. hahahahahaha.. who cares if it was fake, do you really care? its just comedy, not something meant to be analysed like you FUCKERS are now

if possible could you send me a copy of this at the above email acount, I can’t pull this up at work!

Anyone who thinks this is not a joke, is either really, really stoned, or is a breying moron. Anyone who thinks this is not funny, has no sense of humour, and i pitty them deeply. Anyone who feels the need to argue about whether this is funny or is a mockery of an historical event is wasting their time, which reminds me: what the hell am i doing here? Fuck sakes, what have i become???

Can everybody see that this discussion has been going on for like 8 months??? Stop fucking talking about it!! It’s fucking hilarious, end of story.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING?????? That’s not even Neil Armstrong’s voice!!!!! So thoughtful of you guys to post this butchered hack job of mankind’s greatest event. ONLY IDIOTS WOULD BELIEVE THE EVENT WAS A STAGED HOAX….AND OF COURSE, BIGGER IDIOTS WOULD PROMOTE IT A SUCH!!!!!!

Ok, i’ve been sucked into this discussion. Marc, while i think you’re sort of on the right track, i think you (and a bunch of other guys on this discussion) have missed the point.

This video was meant as SATIRE. The video did not suggest at all that the trip to the moon was a staged hoax. So, the makers of the video are not promoting the idea that the moon mission was a hoax. Of course it’s not Armstrong’s voice, i think we’ve determined alredy that only the breying morons and the stoners believe that.

Additionally, i will say that in my opinion, travelling to the moon was extremely impressive, but i wouldn’t call it ‘man’s greatest event’ - calling it that makes it look more like a hoax than any satirical video - ever heard of propaganda? It’s that same over-zealous promotion that religious types spew out to gain control over people. When it’s really obvious like you YELLING ABOUT HOW THE MOON MISSION WAS NOT A HOAX, it then discredits you, because you’re pushing your idea to strongly without making any sense or having anything to back your argument up.

No one can doubt the mission to the moon happened - it did - all evidence against it is wrong from what i’ve seen. I’ll say it again: THE VIDEO IS JUST FUNNY, THAT IS ALL. There’s nothing more you can take out of it.

The only thing you can take out of this discussion, is that people sometimes get paranoid ideas in their head, and they still people up and cause people like me to attempt to resolve it - like that will ever happen. What saddens me even more, is that i’ve probably written too much here, and this won’t even be read, so fuck it.

Ok, now that i’m sucked in, who else wants to voice an opinion? I really want to see just one person who understands what i’m trying to say, and maybe has something intelligent and constructive to add.

Just thought i’d add a comment about the ’shadows going different ways’ comment.

Yes, there is only 1 light source on the moon (unless you had a light with you, but let’s forget that for now). If every object that was near you on the moon stood straight up, and had nothing protruding from it, then the shadows would definately all point in teh same direction. But there was a spacecraft and some other foreign objects that the astronauts brought with them, right? And lots of those objects had various shapes to them, so the shadows that those shapes make will not necessarily all go in the same direction.

Here’s an example: Go out on a sunny day, and hold your arms out at your sides, maybe even hold onto an umbrella at a arbitrary angle to your arms. Face away from the sun, and look at the shadow it produces. What do you see? You see your body, going off away from you (1 direction), your arms make a shadow that points off at some angle from your body (2+ directions), and you see the shadow of the umbrella pointing off in yet another direction.

My point here is, the direction of hte shadows is not determined entirely by the location of the light source - the shape of hte objects will produce shadows that ‘point’ in any number of directions. Granted, the shadows should all be on the opposite side of the light source with respect to the object, but when you’re looking at a shadow from a large and complicated shape like a spacecraft, it could create the illusion that there are multiple light sources.

Man, i can’t believe i’m writing this shit. I apologize. But i’ve got some time to kill after work, so what the hell. I want to see if i can make a difference for some of the people saying stupid shit on this message board.

I’ll respond to your points, Ben. You’re absolutely right. Of course it’s satire - the “Audio stolen from The Onion” line should give that away if the language doesn’t, and it should.

On the legitamcy or otherwise of the moon landings, there’s two major flaws with the hoaxers’ side of the argument (as there is with most conspiracy theory).

1. It’s a theory. Look it up in the dictionary. This kind of thing is never backed up by any kind of *genuine* proof, but any kind of exasperated debunking is generally greeted with scorn because:

2. It’s all a conspiracy.

And so on. We can’t win.

Thanks for your comments.

I never thought when I made this it would get people so agitated.

Woo.

Agreed Fraser, Woo.

You see, it’s not the video that gets people so agitated - it’s the people who get people agitated - it’s the same exact reason for all the conflict in the world.

But that’s what makes this discussion so interesting, isn’t it? I know that’s why i’m still here - not to mention that i enjoy watching that video every couple hours.

Good site there on anti-conspiracy - i hope others check it out if they have any doubts. You can’t argue with that science - but you’re right, it won’t stop the loonies and the morons - you just can’t win.

Alright, who else? Since this discussion board doesn’t seem to be ending any time in the forseeable future, let’s continue. I promise i’ll get bored and leave within a week or two.

I was on the moon in 69 on vacation and I never saw no Armstrong feller anywhere. And if I had caught him cussing, i’d have kicked his goddam mutherfuckin’ arse back home!

HAHahahahaaha holy mother of fuck that was the funniest thing Ive found on the internet in a looong time. And to the people who think it’s degrading a poigniant historical event, really, lighten up. That was outrageously funny.

And to all the sane people who KNOW our trip to the moon wasnt fake, there are people out there that think dinosaurs were made up by scientists to disprove religion. A certain % of our population is always going to throw darts at what might poke holes in their already existing thoughts.

Seriously, might be a one hit wonder, but that was really great. You fokes made me and my friends laugh uproariously.

Fucking hilarious. Even more hilarious is that some people on this post think the audio is the real recording! And holy shit, even MORE fucking hiliarious that there are that many meatheads out there who think the moon landing was a hoax. Shit, they probably believe the Earth is flat too!

Ah, see that’s refreshing to see. I think we’ve managed to clean this message board up a fair bit. I can even live with billly bob’s comments, which were probably made for satirical purposes too.

I say just close the thing now - end it on a good note. Unless you’re making money by selling our email addresses, then by all means continue.

i believe armstrong landing on the moon is the biggest lie in the universe . it is said that there is vaccum on the moon if it is how can the american flag put by arm strong fly and move in the air. and another is if the foot prints of armstrong can be seen on moon this shows that the mud there is very soft then that is the case when the rocket was landed on the moon because of its heavy weight there must have been a very big hole formed there but it havent happened.so which americans couldnt make they make it . it was a clearly planned plan. it was not moon but it was american secret air base c-50 where this great fooing drama had taken place.

You see what i mean? This is why you should have closed it, before harish had a chance to spew out more incoherent babbling about moon hoaxes.

Harish, you poor mislead creature, please refer to http://www.redzero.demon.co.uk/moonhoax/ for a detailed explanation and scientific discrediting of your hoax theories - that is, assuming you’re literate enough to follow and understand the explantion. Sorry Harish, i’m frustrated because my efforts of the past week on this posting have given my a foolish hope that people like you would have read it and given it some thought.

I can see wanting to discredit the americans (hey, i’m a canadian); it’s natural to be envious of a people who have achieved a lot of great (and a lot of horrible) things. But don’t you feel really petty and pathetic saying this shit when you have no good argument whatsoever to back it up (your arguments were inane)? How does it feel to have faith in a theory that you can’t be sure is true (i.e. brainwashed)? I imagine there’s some small voice inside you, that must make you doubt yourself, and i don’t know how you live with yourself pushing that voice down. This explains the guests of the Jerry Springer show too, btw.

See, now i’m getting agitated, proving my theory once again that the world can’t get along on a global scale - fucking internet and it’s ‘information age’ - just causes conflict - although the pornography is useful at times. I say we were much better off separated and exploring space in teh ’space age’.

Alright, i’m going to come back 1 more time to this post in a day or two, maybe make 1 more statement, then i’ll shut up (as i’m sure some people have been looking forward to). It’s sunday, i’ve got some golfing to do…

Ah, Ben, now don’t get yourself too agitated over Cranium there (Harish.) I’m sure he can’t help himself. Genius probably also believes the Holocaust was some “fooing drama” as well…

You’re absolutely right, Meatwhistle. The best thing i can do here, is accept the ‘background noise’ of insanity that is represented by folks like Harish. Take it at face value, and set an example by not letting it piss me off. People believe different things; that will never change. Why should we let it make us dislike each other?

I don’t mean to sound like a tree-hugging hippie Lennon-type here, but I’m going to ‘give peace a chance’. I realize that i’ve made absolutely way too much of this message board, but i think it’s a relevant topic considering the conflict going on in the middle east. When people let other people’s ideas/beliefs agitate them, it can create conflict, which can ultimately lead to people blowing each other up (i.e. Ireland,Kosavo,Iraq,Isreal,Germany,Korea, etc.).

Granted, their seems to have been certain unfair decisions made in the middle east in the past 50 or so years, and certain people’s basic rights may have been violated at one time or another. So this message board isn’t exactly like the war going on. But those atrocities are likely the result of previous belief-related negativity like the kind we’ve seen on this board.

So i’m going to close my ranting on this board by saying: believe whatever you want, but don’t get pissed off or do anything drastic (i.e. bomb anyone) if you don’t agree with me - it’s ok to debate, but control must be maintained; sight of what’s really important must not be lost. Live, let live.

If something unfair has been done as a result of that conflict/hatred, we need to accept the fact that ‘fairness’ is a mad-made idea, and it goes against human nature (which is selfish). So focus on what’s good in your world (like the hilarity of the fucking moon video, or whatever does it for you) and move on.

I know that won’t solve any problems in the middle east, but something to think about in the future? Message boards like this one, and the internet in general are very powerful tools. They can be useful if we use them to learn how to get along on a global scale, yes?

Alright, i’m satisfied. Apologies for my ranting. Take care.

Its hard to believe so many stupid people could visit the same site…get a life folks

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS? IS SEE HOW IT MIGHT BE FUNNY, BUT WHAT IN THE HECK IS TH POINT?

That was some god damn funny shit you got there! “to walk… fucking walk on the moon.”

Damn that shit was hilarious. I mean fuck them bastards up dog that was some heavy shit you laid down right on this fuckin’ site.

Fuck that shit was funny. I don’t care what dem bitches say bout it bein bad its great shit right there. ” holy shit transquiliy holy mother of fuck.”

that is ok but you need to lay off the word fuck ok than it will be alright ok

Whats up with the fucking ending? There is still fucking tape playing but no fucking sound! It was fucking hilarious but i hate the fucking ending. And you bitch amber they only say fuck 10 fucking times in the fucking movie. i said fuck more in this fucking letter so fuck you bitch. And to all the mother fuckers out there i hope you love the fucking fucked up movie.

that is the gayest shit ever and the biggest bullshit lie ive ever heard, this website is fukkin gay suck my dick faggots

The authors of this total rubbish have demonstated their lack of intelligence and knowlege of manned space exploration. Out of the 12 Astronauts that walked on the moon, 11 of them were extremely talented Test Pilots or fast jet Pilots. Most of them had seen combat. Neil Armstrong flew 76 combat missions in Korea where he was nearly killed twice. He then went on to to test fly the X15. All of the Astronauts had Engineering and Science degrees, Some had 3 degrees. Nearly all of the idiot’s commenting have no idea of just how difficult it is to get to the Moon.
The people commenting are Thick, stupid and have nothing going on inside their tiny minds. They need to get a life.
A thousand years from now Historians will look back at the 20th Century and the 6 Moon landings will be the only great achievement remembered.

I like rice!

This waz so stupid. Neil Armstrong is in Ohio mad at all of the stupid no life people that put this stupid thang together. The people who made this should be shamed at their self for makin this. Im doing a school report on Neil Armstrong and I thought I could come to this site for help, I gusse I waz wrong just like this clip!!!

This clip is hillarious. I kneew that ‘one step for man’ was way to cheezy. LOL

unfuking believa fukin bul fukin funny as fuk that fukin neil fukin arm fukin strong wat a fukin great fuka

Will the truth ever be proven and revealed about Neil Armstrong?

How ever i belive that it COULD be true that it didnt happen because the shadows were wrong and so was the wind :S but i will not fully belive it is fake untill i see REAL results that are proving t is all fake…

this was the fucken bets thing i have ever seen on the internet i would be seyen that shit too if i were him not that whole one little step big step thing

I liked it but there was to much cursing my teacher couldn’t let us watch it because of all the cursing please don’t do that unless there is no curse words.

thats fucking funny

That was fucking funny!

Exactly what i would say Fuck

God damn that was a laugh.

Why does anyone really care if he landed or not? It doesn’t influence your way of life in the slightest.
So shut up, and watch the video. If not, bugger off.

hey majota (see one comment above)
of course it fucking matters. This does effect our lives!
The us government can make the public believe anything through the media. Most of the population of the US has there lids pulled over their eyes. They believe what all the leading sources of media tell them and those sources of media are owned and controlled by the same people. Our lives are dictated by the rich through their arms of contol, ie. government, media, pharmaceuticals, oil, and manufactured consumables like fast food and pseudo fashion. BUGGER!

THat was the funniest fuckin thing in the world!

What a Crock of S–t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am old enough to have relatives who worked on that Historic landing, and this whole thing itself is a fabrication. And realistically, what does it matter??????? There are far more important things to be pissed at our gov’t about. And if it were true(which it’s not) isn’t NASA getting it’s due in how low it has fallen??????

It is all fake!!! Fuck you all instead it was funny.

I liked this better the first time I saw it on Conan O’brien about 3 years ago.

You peoples should stop talking rude language and instead watch me fire pingpong ball out of my fanny

HaHaHaHaHa

YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU SUCK! AND YOU MAKE STUPID HOME VIDEOS THAT ONLY CHILDISH PEOPLE WOULD MAKE! I THINK YOU DESERVE TO GO TO JAIL!

I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU GUYS WOULD PUT THAT ON THE COMPUTER….. sickoes!!!!!! i know you like the word fuck….. but hell….. give the devil a break!!!!! lmao katrina and vanessa!!!

You Americns should realise your entire lives are based on nothing but lies and corruption.

This is the best thing on the hole dam fucking internet.
I show it to my techer and even she laughed.
But my director didn’t!!!
It is so dam fucking gooooooooog

fuckity fuck fuck fuck

it’s lucky you Americans can laugh at yourselves, because the whole world is laughing at you.

you guys are faggits

That was so fake. Astronauts wont just be saying fuck every 2 seconds, they are mature.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That’s GREAT! :D

Great goodness! I almost peed my underpants here, due to severe loud laughing. Congrats! — c.a.t. (from Copacabana, Rio, BRAZIL)

omg so fucking funny

Ha Ha.. that is great… my little sister was sitting byside me and is on the floor rolling!!!

very!! swaery alot of flucks!!!!

QUIERO VER EL VIDEO REAL, O UDS. NO?? POOR AMERICANS ..YOU’RE VERY FUNNY AMERICANS…THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE, AND…..WHERE’S THE FUCKING MOON?

I think that it`s bullshit… Of course he was on the moon. I believe in him!! And so should you do! Don`t take this away from him…

The out-fucking-standing historical archive find of the century.

HAR harhar haa ohh hee hee heeHar ohh
god damn hilarious!

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK…….. I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

your web page sucks you ass holes

The moon does not exist anyway, you fucking yanks are just faking it with a big laser beam.

Markiss is that the type of language they taught you at Quenevais.

Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket that is the mother-fucking funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

You my friend, are king. Until the new badger song come s out!

Moon Hoax , Hollywood creation, wake up people !

You can really see how far the US has fallen in the past 35 years by just looking at this. That generation was getting it’s kicks by doing incredible things, this one gets off by making fun of things it can’t even dream of doing.

well Neil didn’t win the fucking contest, the movie Scareface with Al Pacino the master sad 218 times fuck

Stop bitching and enjoy the audio you fucking anglo pricks

500 comments
My Neil Armstrong entry just received its 500th comment. It’s another triumph for vulgar stupidity over articulate composition. Hooray….

holy fuck that was fucking good man i never new such fucking good stuff was on the intrenet

It’s me again , but after I had some time to read the ludicrous replys that you have received.I am currenntly on active duty with an antiterrorist task force protecting
military bases in Germany and I am a former military communications systems specialist and I can only say that when under stress durring communications we react professionally but the words in this clip are similar to those used off the air by all communications specialists who are overcome by elation.
Yes !! There are professionals who can apprectiate this stress relieving insight to the reality of stressful military communications. People dieing, but you have to maintain commo discipline. This was a breath of fresh air. Laughter among tragedy and triumph.
I am an American. Si gnal Corp.

True facts from the moon landings: The first thing Neil Armstrong did when he took his giant step for mankind was to stand on - and break - the piss bottle in his spacesuit.

So, imagine if you will, the greatest achievement in world history taking place Armstrong tramping around the moon with a bootful of cold urine.

100% of FACT!

I dont believe that is real…For all I know you could’ve recorded that in your backyard one night and put it up on the internet! Sometimes people are that way…sorry. ^_^

Oh yeah also, they say “fuck” way too much, so I dont belive they would put that on broadcast in the 60’s. I’m not sure, but I dont think cursing was aloud on t.v. then…

This is sooooo stupid! Is this all you “experts” can do? Make Neil Armstrong and his crew say F*#$?! This is so lame and cheesy

I dont think Neil Armstrog did land on the moon cause if u where in space u would at least see stars or planets. also the flag is moving and there cant be air in space cause there anit no gravertiy. Also there are shadows all over the place and if u r on the moon there would olny be going in one direction unless there is another light force which i dont think there will be cause they did not metion it. Also if u rewind it it just looks like a man running on a desert. And thats what i think By Vanessa Tarrier

That was hilarious. We are 11 year old kids.

LOL Awesome video. 5 Stars!! Jesus H. Christ, they landed on the fucking moon. I cannot…..fucking….believe it….Living…fuck,

i think that there is colour on the moon therfore this video is false! fuck
ps evryone else swore so why shouldnt i! fuck
i think that they shoulve made a bigger deal about me being born too
that’s all

so fucking true

Just Fab.
:)

Yeah, Right!

you all are a bunch of friggin losers who have nothing better to do than poke fun a something you all wish you could have been a part of and regret not having watched it live

Tightest shit i’ve ever heard in my life! That sounds more like the real reaction to me!

hey
first of all the people that reply to this stuff in a harsh way are taking this website way, way too seriously. I f you think that swears are offensive, than you probably shouldn’t have come here in the first place. Personally I think that that was funny, and any of you that think otherwise have the right to your own opinion but don’t go spit on others because of it. OK? thats all. and, also just because people think something’s funnty it doesn’t make them stupid. I know many people who have a sense of humor and are very smart. Later!

this is crap

you made this yourselves

I can not fucking belive it! It’s the most fucking hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.. Repeating it: I can not fucking belive it!

this is one fucking long list

When my team get stressed with the day to day strains of supporting a worldwide infrastrcture. We play this and the world is allllll right by us :)

Stressed??? Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket, no not us :)

We are doing a school project about whether the moon landings were a hoax. Wow is that what armstrong really said when he landed on the moon? I think it is disgusting that you will use such foul language on a respectable website. Yours sincerely,
Mrs success and business xxxxx

Man it takes to long to load but that’s damn funny any way and make those NERDS shut thier big mouth in this comment area such stupid adults ”’sigh”

this can’t be true! holy shit! there’s no way they said that!

No fucking way! How the fuck did they get to the moon? When the fuck did we do this? Fuck Me!

That’s fucking great!

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its not that funny

Abso-Fucking-lutely Fucking Hilarious!!! I Listen to this every now and then just to Laugh my Ass Off!!! I Fucking Love it!!! THANKS!!!

They actually did edit it for broadcasting. But instead of all that crap, Armstrong actually said something along the lines of “Sir Isaac Newton would be proud.”

And as far as the idea that the whole moon landing was staged, that’s a bunch of bullshit. We have been to the moon and that TV show that tried to prove otherwise was a product of ill-researched arrogance.

What a cheap nasty and badly produced fake! Didn’t even get near Armstrongs voice. I am disgusted that there are such morons about that would step so low to get a cheap laugh at the expence of some very brave men!

How in the fuck did you do that?

Whoever’s voice that is sounds just like Neil Armstrong ’sand the guy at mMission Control’s voices.

You even got that cheesy silly 60’s accent down.

This is a joke right?

I cant believe we fucking landed on the fucking moon.
Holy fuck man! its fucking shitless unbelieveble.
its fucking great. I fucking love this… hole shit men… hehehehehe
i love this vid soren. its fucking great.

this is truly a piece of shit

Riiiiiiggggghhhhhhtttt!

Sure, I believe it………….

Right.

just LOL

FUCK ALL YOU OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SUCK ASS, BABY! AMERICA FUCKING RULES AND YOU BETTER ALL SUCK OUR DICK OUR WE WILL NUKE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH LIKE GANNYSTAN AND IRAQ! WHOOOOOOOO!

hilarious

Holy Shit. This is fucking great.

FUCKING klass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking awesome. Absolutely fucking awesome.

I thought it went “Houston … Thats One Giant step for man, and one Giant step for man kind. now get me off this Fuckin rock My chip shot sucks up her, cant seem to get her to lay down!!”

Man, that was so damn funny, i was craking up when i heard Mr.Armstrong swearing, man it’s funny in a way but it’s still a big fat motherfucking white lie assholes….
Land on the moon, maybe in about a century, ‘ i can’t fucking believe this, i’m on the moon. oh but i didn’t get a boner, oooops forgot the viagra in the studio!!!

Hahah! Hillarious. Btw who fucking posted all that “we didn’t land on the moon” crap!! Another moron who didn’t take high school physics I assume.

PS This site is really dumb, it claims my email address is “questionable content!” When I take it out it says an email address is required!! Oh really? Sheesh.

Compress the vocal, reduce the bass, add a beep once in a while and say ‘fuck’ a lot. For real comedy, how about a follow-up video of Mother Theresa saying how much she wants a woody and not just a hand-carved dildo this time?

Priceless! In reading the comments above, I cannot believe how many people lack a sense of humor.

Is ANYBODY really surprised? And if they are– so what?

Puts a helluva crimp in the conspiracy theories huh?

I don’t know how true this is because people can do miraculous things with the internet these days, but I laughed out loud. Thanks for making my day. It’s nice to think that everyone is capable of such awe.

Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful.

Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick..(now visualize–holes in hands …feet….never fudging mind)….we are on the fudging moon…wholly shirt batman……no ones ever going to believe this….andother fudging conspiracy for some little fudgewad that hasnt even been fudging born yet to write a fudging book about

—-hope u got the fudging transport plane with the fudging capsule ready for us to fudging plunge down to fudging earth into the fudging ocean with,,,,so we can fool billions of fudging people…and make sure to fudging telecast it live….so some foolish conspiracy thoerists can say we never went to this fudging place……..

Houston we have a fudging problem…there are no intelligent signs of life on earth….we think we will stay here on the fudging moon. oh yeah back to the script—thats one small fudging step for (a) man…one fudging giant leap for fudging mankind….

now get me the fudge off this fudging rock…heck…jersey even looks good compared to this fudging place…..well almost……….

ROTFLMFAO.

If you are one of the people who didn’t find this video FUNNY AS FUCK then please go do the human race a favor, buy a shotgun and blow your brains out.

(just in case you start breeding and contaminate the fucking planet with your stupid turd minded attitudes).

It’s bad enough that morons with no sense of humor have to breath our air in the first place. The only consumption of oxygen that you should be allowed should be your body in a crematorium.

FUCKING hysterical video guys (keep it up for as long as possible please) :)

Fucking brilliant!

That was fairly worthless, and obviously required littlle to no original thought or effort on your parts.

Howevert quite a few dimwits and brain-dead fraternity-type drunks seem to find it amusing, so undoubtedly your laziness and stupidity will not interfere with your future careers, pitiable though they might be. It’s happened before.

This is right up ther with Clinton’s “I did mot have sex with that woman”!!

He, he, nice one!
Abso-fucking-lutely fabulos!

holey shit aaaah….thats a beautiful thing its fucking awesome i love it make some more

My friend gave me that link. I heard the sound. But it sounds sooooo fluent and understandable, soooo I cannot beleive its real.

no way can that be real. it is un-fucking-believable!! holy shit the fucking moon

At first, I thought it was a hoax.
Cracks me up to no end.
It’s real it is no jokes.
I send it to all of my friend.

Thank you,
Ralph Creamer

This is so funny. Every time I watch it, I laugh hysterically out loud because I know guys that have gone on to be astronauts and this is definitely what they would say. Hell, it’s what I would say. Encore!

Lame and worn out. About as funny as a fart joke.

Abso-fucking-lutely un fucking believeably fucking funny~!

Great fucking work!

I was there!He really did say that…1969 was a great year! Thanks for saving my life, now my daughter will believe me ,love lulu

I am an alien and you are shite

I am not really a spacey person, I was only on here to study 4 school but I loved it!!!
If i was on the moon I would be using the same language, mabye even more, so good on ya!!
Unlike Anonymous,22nd August Fri, I loved it!

You are all fakes.

Many millions of people, it seems, have had encounters with alien beings. Many of those people do not realize that they are having these experiences because of suppressed memories. Their awareness is limited to an occasional paranormal incident that seems to confuse them more than anything else. Some people are not ready to know for sure, others feel a deep need to know if they are involved with the beings. If you are in the later group, read on.

This is a list of 52 common indicators shared by most UFO abductees. It is based on known research on the subject and on personal findings. It has been compiled to help you determine if you are an abductee. Of course there may be other explanations for these occurrences and this is in no way an absolute means of knowing if you are an abductee. If you or someone you know does fit many of these traits listed here, PLEASE seek the help of a qualified researcher of therapist. This list is not in any particular order.

Ask yourself if you . . .

1.Have had missing or lost time of any length, especially one hour or more.

2.Have been paralyzed in bed with a being in your room.

3.Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them. especially if you have an emotional reaction to them. (i.e. small scoop indentation, straight line scar, scars in roof of mouth. in nose, behind or in ears, or genitals, etc.

4.Have seen balls of light or flashes of light in your home or other locations

5.Have a memory of flying through the air which could not be a dream.

6.Have a “marker memory” that will not go away (i.e.: alien face, examination, needle, table, strange baby, etc.)

7.Have seen beams of light outside your home, or come into your room through a window.

8.Have had dreams of UFOs, beams of light, or alien beings.

9.Have had a UFO sighting or sightings in your life.

10.Have a cosmic awareness, an interest in ecology, environment, vegetarianism, or are very socially conscious.

11.Have a strong sense of having a mission or important task to perform, without knowing where this compulsion came from.

12.Have had unexplainable events occur in your life, and felt strangely anxious afterwards.

13.For women only: Have had false pregnancy or missing fetus. (pregnant, and then not)

14.Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don’t remember ever going to sleep. (i.e. upside down in bed, or in your car)

15.Have had a dream of eyes such as animal eyes (like an owl or deer), or remember seeing an animal looking in at you. Also if you have a fear of eyes.

16.Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.

17.Have strong reaction to cover of Communion or pictures of aliens. Either an aversion to or being drawn to.

18.Have inexplicably strong fears or phobias. (i.e. heights, snakes, spiders, large insects, certain sounds, bright lights, your personal security or being alone).

19.Have experienced self-esteem problem much of your life.

20.Have seen someone with you become paralyzed, motionless, or frozen in time, especially someone you sleep with.

21.Have awoken with marks, burns or bruises which appeared during the night with no explanation on how you could have possibly received them.

22.Have had someone in your life who claims to have witnessed a ship or alien near you or has witnessed you having been missing.

23.Have had, at any time, blood or an unusual stain on sheet or pillow, with no explanation of how it got there.

24.Have an interest in the subject of UFO sightings or aliens, perhaps compelled to read about it a lot, or an extreme aversion towards the subject.

25.Have been suddenly compelled to drive or walk to an out of the way or unknown area.

26.Have the feeling of being watched much of the time, especially at night.

27.Have had dreams of passing through a closed window or solid wall.

28.Have seen a strange fog or haze that should not be there.

29.Have heard strange humming or pulsing sounds, and you could not identify the source.

30.Have had unusual nose bleeds at any time in your life. Or have awoken with a nose bleed.

31.Have awoken with soreness in your genitals which can not be explained.

32.Have had back or neck problems, T-3 vertebrae out often, or awoken with an unusual stiffness in any part of the body.

33.Have had chronic sinusitis or nasal problems.

34.Have had electronics around you go haywire or oddly malfunction with no explanation (such as street lights going out as you walk under them, TV’s and radios affected as you move close, etc.).

35.Have seen a hooded figure in or near your home, especially next to your bed.

36.Have had frequent or sporadic ringing in your ears, especially in one ear.

37.Have an unusual fear of doctors or tend to avoid medical treatment.

38.Have insomnia or sleep disorders which are puzzling to you.

39.Have had dreams of doctors or medical procedures.

40.Have frequent or sporadic headaches, especially in the sinus, behind one eye, or in one ear.

41.Have the feeling that you are going crazy for even thinking about these sorts of things.

42.Have had paranormal or psychic experiences, including intuition.

43.Have been prone to compulsive or addictive behavior.

44.Have channeled telepathic messages from extraterrestrials.

45.Have been afraid of your closet, now or as a child.

46.Have had sexual or relationship problems (such as a mysterious “feeling” that you must not become involved in a relationship because it would interfere with “something” important you must do).

47.Have to sleep against the wall or must sleep with your bed against a wall.

48.Have a difficult time trusting other people. especially authority figures.

49.Have had dreams of destruction or catastrophe.

50.Have the feeling that you are not supposed to talk about these things, or that you should not talk about them.

51.Have tried to resolve these types of problems with little or no success.

52.Have many of these traits but can’t remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter.

welll if thath truth you are saying i i have been abduted!!!i dreamed about me i was in bed
sleping than somethind was on my window i saw a head wit big black eys (like a black egg)red skin and it was very tall (i think so i live on a building in a apartmant , my window is like a …. 5 meters from the ground so it must 2 meters or some thing like thath.)
ho im so sared…………!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow that was actually the truth and if that gets out nasa will be in deep shit for sure!!! Good Stuff!

Omg!!! That was so funny and I wouldn’t mind it being broadcasted.

ahahhahahahahahahha nice video guys…!!!! love it and nice site

yep, definately the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in ages :)

Another American Lie. I’ve said it for years the never got there..There is a major radiation band between here and the moon, if they went there they would all be dead now..

A little ‘over the top,’–i.e.: not to my taste; however, what with the current taste in rap…maybe funny from an outside the States perspective.

Un-fucking believable. This is so fucking cool I can’t beleive it. Keep up the good work.
Rick in Fla.

COOOOOOL DUDE

Je suis en admiration devant ce qu’a fait NEIL en 1969. Quelqu’un peut-il me dire le moyen d’obtenir un autogtaphe de NEIL ou de lui ?crire ?

Class

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha..ahh, fuck. heh…heh, ARRGGHHHAA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I must have listened to that ‘recording’ 100 fucking times and it STILL makes me laugh. Thanks to whoever made it, im gonna use that as my ring tone on my fone “HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK, WE ARE STANDING ON THE FUCKING MOON!! JESUS H CHRIST IN CHICKEN BASKET”

You think this is funny,how would you feel if you pass away and there was a website saying something you didnt say!

r u taking pills?? THIS IS BS

If they can send a man to the moon? Why can’t they find a cure for PMS and Cramps!????

Asolutely, not only was that the real audio but shortly after this he has to change his space suit!

aaah, if only they had actually walked on the fucking moon. if only…

I love it. Is there any way to download it?

Right click, save as.

good god! this is a fuck of a long list

funniest thing since the bible!

This was the dumbest thing I have seen today. I was told it would be “the funniest thing you have ever seen.” It was not. I want my money back!

I almost fucking pissed myself. Fucking funny as hell! “Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket,” was the best part!

i just look&listen to it every couple of weeks and it stays funny.

this website sucks bums~!~!~!~!~ mine is BETTER!!:P:P:P

hey!..yous are such liars yous didn’t go to the moon those are fake picures if they were real then there would be stars in the background but there isn’t and haha this website sucks bum bum haha…my website is a hell lot better then this one haha!

It’s a joke,…..a sick joke.

I was on the moon in 69 on vacation and I never saw no Armstrong feller anywhere. And if I had caught him cussing, i’d have kicked his goddam mutherfuckin’ arse back home!

Neil is one big shit he never been on the moon
;)…… die NEIL ;]

if you’re website is better…… waht is the adrass so???

Loved it!!!!

I’m driving a fucking R/C car on mars. Fucking Driving a Fucking R/C Car on FUCKING MARS. Can you fucking believe that? I can turn right, turn left… and take pictures - for FUCKS SAKE! I can take fuckign PICTURES OF MARS.

THIS IS FUKIN FAKE NO STARS WAT A GAY PIECE OF SHIT CHECK MY WEBSITE BITCHS!!!

This is so fucking fake u cant even see whats happening. I think its all a load of shit and they didn’t land on the moon at all. There lying barsteds.

you guys are full of crap for doing “THE FUKING MOON” but that is the dumbies shit just like ur gay asses

it fake

This webpage is crap. I mean come on, Neil Armstrong did walk on the moon. So if you’re going to say that Neil was a fake, then what about the man who played golf on the moon. Was he a fake? You need to write about something better.

the guy who says the “f” is crap

This was too fucking funny!!! The people that are complaining about it need to get a fucking life. Can’t you take a fucking joke? Where’s your sense of humor??? What’s wrong with taking a piece of history and having a few laughs over it?? I guess ya’s all get offended by ethnic jokes too, huh? Go have some milk and cookies, lay down and take a nap, and come back and surf the web when you grow up and find a sense of humor.

IM 13 THANKFULLY NO SWARE WORDS BUT MY BROTHER AGED 6 DID NOT BUT DOES NOW THANKS TO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES THANK GOD HE CANT READ ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT OR HE WOULD NO A FEW MORE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AND I UNDERSTAND THAT IT YOU LANDED ON THE MOON YOU WOULDNET SAY ohhh fiddledee dee where on the moon! ohh goodey! Give me a break you numbnutz!
BUT YOU SHOULD WARN PEOPLE THAT THERE IS SWEAR WORDS ON THE BASTAD TAPE! GOD ITS SHIT WHO LISENS TO CRAP LIKE THAT! YOU WASTERS SIT LISSENING AND ENJOYING THE CRAP THAT COMES OUT OF OTHERS GOBS I JUST CANT EMAGION WHAT COMES OUT OF YOURS!!!! AMY WHEETOES

IF YOU AGREE SEND ME AN E-MAIL ON LAUGHING_6@HOTMAIL.COM AND IF YOU DONT WELL FUCK U!

fuck fuck fuck is that all that comes into your head thats worth saying god you people live a very exiting life!!

Amy Wheetoes, your a fuckin psycho. Who really gives a shit if little kids learn how to swear, its getting them not to say it around you is whats important, and besides, there gonna find out anyways, and if you really are 13, then get a life ’cause if you really care about this shit, then you got problems. Oh, and learn how to spell retard.
Sincerely, the fuckhead who doesn’t give a shit

u talk shit

that video gives me the giggles

and, from reading a few of these comments i see that the world is a sad place with many unhumourable people, i have decided to nuke it all and live in a mud hut

This makes me laugh everytime I watch it. Some of these comments, though; children do not become adolescent psycho killers from hearing the word FUCK. Get over yourselves. We baby and “protect” our kids too much. They know nothing about the real world, and then they get tossed out into it. That’s what fucks them up. This is a joke, it’s fucking hysterical. It’s not for everybody, and that’s fine. You didn’t like it - Oh,well. Free speech, free will to watch amd IGNORE whatever you want.

That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard, online or off. You can bet that was pretty much what was going through Armstrong’s mind at the time, even though he couldn’t verbalize it.

After reading many of these comments, I can’t decide who are more pathetic: the morons who lack the intelligence to realize that this is a fucking joke, or the Euro-trash idiots who are in perpetual denial over the single greatest accomplishment in human history - AMERICANS placing men on the moon. It’s just another indication of what happens to the psyche of people whose countries and cultures used to dominate the world, but have now been rendered insignificant. Whether it’s the Apollo moon landings or the current democratization of Iraq, the predictable response from many Europeans (especially the French, Germans and Spanish) is to denegrate and oppose in the face of logic and fact. Apparently it’s the only way they can make themselves feel important in a world in which they are only supporting actors.

Hey dude that was awsome! Bring some more of yhese spoofs to this site so we can watch more!

this is a cheesie knock off of what really happened. you people make me sick cause that really did happen fart head

This is horribble I want to cry boo hoo boo hoo

That is a foney bologna cheesey fake unreal stuipid crazy lying awful gut busting brain blastin ugly rude inconsiderit mean horrid unbelievable clip I have ever seen

That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Whose brains were in a handbasket when they came up with that? Surely sombody stepped in some doo-doo to inspire them to put that thing together.

he says th f word enought

FUCKIN FAKE. WOW GFG NUBS. GTFO. GB TO AFRICA.

That is so fucking funny

If we did not land on the moon, then how are they refecting back lasers from the refectors. These we left on the moon along with other active devices. Also the everyone would know we were not there if they haven’t picked up the radio calls from the moon. This whole thing about us not being there is dumb.

I’m doing a school project on Neil armstrong and i found this video very interesting so thanx

this movie is 100% fake. I can tell that the people who made this film used a phone from the noises in the background

All I have to say is, it is a really sad world if there are people out there who have nothing better to do than to make up some crap insulting Neil Armstrong and NASA. They need to get girlfriends.

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MY GOD!You sick and twisted people..I’m doing a report on Neil Armstrong and I need some acual facts.How dare you do something so disrespectful to a living legend!!!Neil Armstrong is a great man,and you should not do something so horrible to ruin his name.Thank you a lot you evil people!!!!!
With Hate,
Shivohn

P.S.
I’m proud to be a *SMART* sixth grader!!!

Not that smart. Learn to punctuate.

I agree with Shivohn I am also doing a report on Neil Armstrong, I personally think that you guys made that up and said “This is NASA’s unedited film look how much they swear oh my!”

@#&$*!@ thats all they say in that stupid clip

that’s true nasa has faked it. i believe it completely.

i have personally seen the videos of nasa apollo 11.
NASA FAKED IT! –BY UJWAL SHISAV (INDIA)

Holy shit! and i have to a report about this fucking guy!

that is friggin awsome…..i never thought that happened….
omfg!!

This is a complete fake, I do not believed and I do not believe in this kind of use of the internet

hi my name is vallerie n y do u guys use the word fuck s mant tymes??? well ne waysim oly 12 rs old n mah momma n mh moms boy friend saw it n they aint to proud of wat day see n they said if they ever see somin else like this again then they r goin to go to the palioce about it so u betta bac the fuck off of the “f”
word ight b4 mah momma calls the internet ppl bout u.

that shit is funny.. fuck all the people out there who dont think its funny … none of you people know if its real or fake so just go with the thought of it being real

this sucks, the moon landing was part of my heritage. go eat your face.

it was so FUCKING SHIT i could not beleave it why the FUCK do you make us wach this FUCKING SHIT. its a descrace.

WE LIKE THE MOON………………………………………………………………..
THIS WAS JUST BRILLIANT .

We like the MooooooooooooooN but not as much as a spoon ! if you like this check out we like the moon song on rathergood.com & Neil dude if i was the first man on the moon i would have not said the Bollocks you did ! & is it made of cheese like mummy told me?

P.S Calum two comments above this one. dude you need to get a life or atleast look for a sence of humour the words boring bunghole spring to mind & if this affends you i totally dont give a monkies rat piss no doubt you’ll have some cheese ball comment to make dude make like Justin Timberlake & cry me a river !

its got to say that a greasy peen is a clean and mean steam around the bend is where i shall end.

Armstrong never said that! you disgrace america

this is not funny the people who think this is funny probably have not been educated and they do NOT need you to brain wash them!

GET A LIFE! THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF “HUMOR” I HAVE EVER SEEN!

That is so stupid. Your all idiots.

come to my site. If you belive we went to the moon your crazy! A man went up to Aldrin and told him to put his hand on the bible and say we went to the moon in 1969 and do you know what he did HE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE!!!!!

Priceless!!!

This is one of the longest fucking guestbooks I’ve ever looked through. Okay, I appreciated the humor and I know the Americans never went to the moon (wake up), but what the hell is wrong with all those people who endlessly fight and rant? Get up, go out, go somewhere, I heard the 3D world is kinda interesting.

Actually, Neil did say, “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” The “a” before “man” was obscured by static. You can check on this.

I dnt think dat they filmed it on da fuing moon nd wot a bullshit that they r on about …??

This is stupid…. nd u can s0 tell dat it was filmed on EARTH not da m0on !!! nwy … h0w gay Im gunna b da last one on da list

i do not find it amusing although you have to admit niel and buzz would not say those utterly disgusting words i am nine and i dont use them unless im in pain! but nice (not the feel good film of the year)

cool i saw it again i sofened up coooooool!!!!

natasha kalantar aged: 9

i i im speechless it was funny but i would not say that for i am a christian

soooooooo nasa may delete it all of a sudden so you beter film it if you like it

ok, i thought was going to be funny, but whatever, i almost fell asleep! if thats all u can come up with, u r very sad boring people, ok? now go get a life.

That has got to be THE stupidest thing i have ever seen on the internet. You guys r retarded if u think that crap is funny. I do not believe it for one second. Its so unclear, anybody could have done that or edited the voices, u guys r idiots.

that was stupid, we never landed on the moon, the pictures are fake, and the goverment was responcible for 9/11.

That was good… I work at a large publication, in the mail room, and our book people recently received “The Moon Hoax Review.” Turned out to be some promo material for a book called “The Loony” coming out soon. I didn’t have a good chance to look at it, cause I’m not supposed to, but its a novel about how the moon landing was faked. It sounded bizarre and funny. It follows a scientist who supposedly helped them fake the landing and all this stuff he gets caught up in. There were a bunch of quoets by other writers saying it was funny and absurd and crazy. Just thought I’d give a heads up.

That is so ******* fake. You probably just added the voice on to the video!

I agree w/ thet Clarrissa. The one with the comment above mine! Why should we believe you over Neil! asshole!

Thats so FUCKING GOOD!I don’t even think I cuss that much fucking shit out of my asshole!

I’d rather see the real thing, this was kinda dumb.

stupid, stupid, stupid. i like the edited one better, if it was edited at all. this has to be fake.

FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the funniest thing I’ve seen this year! God damn, we are on the fucking moon over…Holy shit in a chicken basket…Roger, cleared to hook up conveyor, on the surface of the fucking moon…BRILLIANT!!!!!

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! CUNT SHIT ASS BITCH CUNT SHOOBIDY DOOAP…

that is the funniest fuccin thing ive ever seen lol i mean i kno i luv to say fuc but i mena come on kno yall r abusin ur privilage lol i mean fuc u
lol

I think the video is real but the sound is fake, unless its meant to be like that..

i belive him and i think he is great for going to the moon.And i think the video is real and he is telling the truth.

That is so damn funny, I saved the link and sent it to everyone. I look at it when I need a laugh. NO SHIT IT’S FAKE!!! Grow a fucking brain you mindless fucks… That is some funny shit. Thank you for that!

Alright, I thought that throwing in 1 swear word was kinda clever, but after that, any extra is just vulgar. The comedy isn’t enhanced any, and it just ends up being redundant. I think the clip would’ve been funnier had it lasted about ten seconds. Furthermore, people need to learn that swearing on their posts doesn’t make them seem cool - just dumb. Not many great minds were known for their vulgarity. Anyone I meet who doesn’t have the ability to hold their tongue I have grouped into a lower class of people unwittingly. This isn’t a matter of economic casting, but rather an ability to coexist with polite, civilized society.

THIS IS AWFUL!
What’s with all the swearing?If i landed on the moon i would not go mad on the swearing!

i may be fucking fat but your ugly and i can fucking diet arite fuckkko

fuck fuck fuck mutha mutha fuck mutha mutha fuck fuck mutha fuck mutha fuckerrrr

god .. you’re all retarded. it’s funny. ha ha. okay all blogs die now plz.

This was a perfect expression of what it means to be human…blunt, raw, emotion. I absolutely loved it!

i think neil armstrong is so kool for being the first man to walk on the moon that is so awsome.now im doing a report on neil armstrong because i think he is awsome.lol

REALLY AMUSING!!! YOU STUPID PEOPLE OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED!!!!!! HERE’S WHY I THINK SO!!!!!!
(1)IT SOUNDS FAKE
(2)WHY IS IT SO BLURY
(3)WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN

I have one thing to say.
IT’S A FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have no respect for our heritage. I don’t think any of you punk fuckers would have the guts to even get your ass off the ground let alone space.

fucking great stuff betterthan any cunt has done before god save the fuckers who made history.bless the fuckers for ever

I was 4, but I remember the atmosphere while we were watching it on TV.
Great!

I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE A COMMENT BUT TO WORK IN NASA . I HAVE SOME SECRETS PHOTOS .

im trying to do a history assignment and this damn site comes up and wastes my time…FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!

i think it’s totally inappropriate to mock something so great thats gone down in history

I can only assume that the ill mouthed u.s people do not have the respect for the u s moon landing Is it the same as Elivis is still alive.You people are the pits. This was history in the making. OR do you forget other people have landed there since or is that make up too. Respect costs nothing. Appoll 13! Oh shut up you big mouthed yanks you talk through your back side and are a laughing stock

Its not fake you stupid moron, they did not land on the dam moon, it would kill them.

That was the Lamest thing I have ever seen on the web!1

That was the most low down dirty rotten thing I have ever seen! You are a discrace! It is most certanly not funny. Profanity is simply a weak mind expressing itself forcefully.

Its not funny at all you idiots! That was so fake!

Before the internet I was blissfully unaware of the large percentage of people who are idiots. Funtional, and capable of posting in a comment section, but blazing imbeciles just the same.This saddens me.
The audio is a joke. Having a right, and exercising it responsibly, are two different things. The party that modifed these historical artifacts, exercised their freedom of speech in an irresponsible and self-agrandising way, and is quite obviously a real fuckhead.

THIS FUCKIN SHIT

THIS IS HOLY SHIT

you so did not get that for real! That’s not real!

you need to come up with something better than that lame crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loser

Loved it, loved it, absolutely fucking loved it!!! Anyone who says otherwise is a loser with no sense of humor! Hmmm, it seems a fair few of them have already been here huh???

Hmm…I’m still thinking about it…seriously, it’s not loading….

do you have baby pictures

Before, I was blistfully unaware of the amount of idiots this world is full of, then, I came here. It is a discrace to have people in the world who think that this is funny, let alone the minds that came up with this junk. I agree with Ashton, “Profanity is simply a weak mind expressing itself forcefully.” That applies to you retards to!

Jesus H Christ, he on the fucking moon, holy shit in a chiken basket

That is some funny stuff i love it

Brilliant! Funny!

Lighten up folks - as an American, you can bet your ass I would be one of the first to say, “Holy FUCKEN SHIT!” If I were to walk on another planet…

i dont fucking belive any fucking word you said it all fuck

thise is so fun i cant belve they put what ever i say up hear hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i didnt reallly get it i guess its one of those things that you have to be old enough to understand ill come back to read it when im like 10 years older

fuckin A, I love it. now really doesn’t this sound more human than anything else. of course it does and it should have been released to the public, at those who are liberal and don’t mind the word…it’s an expression that’s all

In the last years of the earth as we knew it, the worlds leaders created the kyoto treaty in an effort to slow global warming, no one could have known that the earth was already destined for massive climatic change, some years after the devastating tsunamis in indonesia the truth was learned by all.

envy is so sad to see in so many people you yanks would not give credit when it is due most ignorant of you to comment like thati bet the words came out of a can or bottle you should be proud of these brave men as they are few and far between get an education and wise up

Where’s the sex? no moon sex, come on!!!! Howard Stern needs moon sex!

The front page of your website looks inviting, so I made the mistake of entering. How sad as I sat with my 9 year old son doing research for a school project. I take the initial blame for entering the website….but come on folks….where do we draw the line on the freedom of speech thing??? Doesn’t ANYONE care ANYMORE about ANYTHING? I know its my duty as a parent to block out what I don’t want my children to see or hear…but man…its getting out of hand. Have some class….that would be inspiring!

It saddens me to see all the comments from those who think this is funny. It is obvious that very little is sacred to those of you who produce such a thing and those who enjoy viewing it. I was simply trying to find some information on Neil Armstrong to help my 10 year old son do a science report and came across this trash. You should be ashamed and you should also know that taking something as precious as the Lord’s name in vain is the most useless sin you can commit. You will answer for it because God will not hold him quiltless who takes His name in vain… and you get nothing for it. If you stole something atleast you would have the item(s) you stole, or killed someone you may get revenge, or committed adultry at least you would possible have enjoyed that sin for a season, but taking the Lord’s name in vain gets you an awful penalty without getting anything for it.
Repent… Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee. Acts 8:22

Stop using Fuck

that was the fakest piece of shit ive ever watched

This was disgusting for my 8 year old doing a school report. A warning in the web site info would have been the decent thing to do to prevent this happening. Thanks for teaching her how irresponsible some people can be.

If this is true this is not unbelieveable. Why? well to think at that time a man walk on anouther place out in space is sureal. They may use that language in joy that sothing like that happend wich was one small step and one jiant leap and to think they would just start tapping as soon as they got there is stupid and that they would just wsya that first is too.!

ceep on going

gyikgykhjkhjkjhkjh

wow a little more swering than i anitisipated. haha

u can’t see jack shit fuck,fuck,fuck

Houston, that shit is fucking hilarious over.

cCCccccRRRrrMMMmmEEEEeeOOOoowwww!!!

Neil armstrong was it really just a hoax?

hard to believe yet i feel that some part of it is incorrect.

Anyway! blah!!! blah!! look how many comments people MADE!!! EEEEKKK!!! soz anyways i got to reaserch on the 1960’s space age!! dont know how the hell i landed here..

BYE!!

I don’t really believe it but it could have happened. IT IS NOT EVEN BLOCKED BY OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM!

It is so borring…………..I don’t even understand it.I still think that it is very brave for Niel Amstrong and the others to even go to explore…….

yer i dont buy it they didnt even go to the moon

Oh my god, they are on the fucking moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop saying fuck and go fuck yoursrelf you bastard go to hell you know neil armstrong was one great man the day he made history and go fuck yourself

FUCKING hilarious…….I cant believe they would edit that stuff out. We as americans are being blindsided by our government. Im sending this to our local news:)

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who ever mad this……………….. is in big trouble. Armstrong would never do that crap. why would he. i f you agree with me write “i agree with Slip on this one.”

ops i ment made not “mad” sorry

emily you need to stop cusen if you tell him to stop. Just a little advise so you dont look bad.

Geez, u’d have 2 b pretty stupid to believe that! But all the same it was fucking funny - nice gag blogjam!

That was funny but you all are fucking idiots. “Derrrr they really said that thats funny” Wow people need to stop smoking shit and get a brain. 1: joke..all this is a joke..ha ha ha they didtn ACTUALLY say that 2: There is TONS of evidence that the landing is real and if you havent looked into it already the guy that came up with the “hoax theory” was a drug addict, convict and is not in jail for sexual harrasment. so you can all go shove that theory up your ass, twist it around a few times and then eat it and 3: to “tyty” your a fucking low IQ dumb ass. Learn at least some sentence structure and YES back then when people werent at fucked up as you it WAS a big deal and they would say something like that. People need to stop beleiving every damned thing they here from attention deprived liberals. People these days will beleive fear factor is a good show, bill clinton was a wonderful man, and see that we have ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this fucking technology but no….we didnt go to the moon…my god, wake the HELL up people, its 2005!

Hai Neil,I was fucking wonder if you really heard Azan in the Moon.In Indonesia alot of fucking gossip talk about You;then you just found out what Azan is,When you were in egypt;heard the exactly the same noisy like in the Moon.

you stoopid basterd son of a bich i’l budst u up wen i find u coz u dint go on da moon u ugly shit

wot kind ov a webs this 2 many pepl sayin fuck well use can fuck off!

people need to learn how to write/speak. Low life idiots

The day they televised man walking on the moon.(into Australian homes.)
My grandpa said it was a trick the Americans were doing on Telly…if only he were able to hear that broardcast ;he’d say. ” I knew it all along Ollie ”
Haaaaaaaa good one..I thought that was so funny.
Dont know if you have LJ Hooker real estate over there, but there was a cartoon showing Armstrong falling over one of their real estate signs saying ‘FOR SALE.’when he first stepped on the luna dust….
Keep up the humour……..we need more laughs.

i don’t belive,i am having dout about whether americans go to moon or they make in studio.but one thing in moon there is no air,then how can american flag moves ,folding. don’t belive this. jai hindh.

i just think its really weird cause u dont know what to believe

Yawn, If that passes as commedy in the USA, no wonder you go to war to pass the time of day……….

Ignore Nick, he’s a miserable bastard who drinks voka and coke

Typical, the yankee obsession with the word ‘fuck’.
Not funny in the least - especially when you consider they never went there in the first place.

Holly Fuck! I can’t believe how Fucking funny this is! This is out of this Fucking world. I haven’t read anything so Fucking funny.

i thought that asternots were could not say bad wors on the moon because in the movie apoolo 13 they didnt say that many bad word & how do i no that because we had 2 watch it in school.

Bad GRAPHICS

all i can say is that you guys are a bunch of assholes and bitchs to do that you can “fuck” all you waqnt but you are still asses and allways will be have a nice day bitchs

and the guy above is right back then they didnt cuse they you bunch of idetats there are respectible people and you guys are lower then dirt to make stuff up like that also any little kid can get on here and here this and start saying it well you are respocilpe for whatever happens to that kid

Holy mother of fuck…

you fuckin disrespectful bastards obviously someone made a bull shit version of it if you werent to stupid to think

Yes, it was funny, but perhaps a warning should be included, it came up real quick on an internet engine search and some people have been surprised by the content I see.

It says “audio stolen from the Onion” so I was not surprised but alot of people have not heard of the Onion, especially a 10 yr. old kid doing a science report.

Very , Very Funny , I haves sent it to all my friends

Thanks

The fucking thing wouldn’t download when I tried to share it with a friend.

What happened to it? Seems to have crashed. Too bad, it was good.

Funny

Want the site to come back up please! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the net guy TY truely…………………….

As someone already mentioned this is a sketch by from Conan. Give credit where credit is due.

The audio was originally taken from The Onion’s audio book “Our Dumb Century”, published in 1999, which is fully credited. The Onion’s Editor, Scott Dikkers, appeared on Conan’s show as part of the publicity for the book, and the sketch was featured. As O’Brien said at the time, “The Onion is laugh out loud, go tell your friends, get angry you didn’t think of it funny”. Conan is a great comedy writer, but this sketch did not originate with him.

so you stole the audio huh?

Yes. Hence the “audio stolen from the Onion” link.

that is fucking funny. when are you gonna hear something like that again?

I didn`t get to see the stupid movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved that fuck`in movie. I now know there was someone named Neil Armstrong!!

IT`S MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was not a good web site. It had to many bad words in it. If my perents hadnt been there it would have been great.

so where’s to video?

That… was.. so..funny…
Whoever said that they sent Ozzy Osbourne , that was good. Though if they did it would sound like this: Mmmn…Mmhnm..FUCK…SHARON!…SHITFUCK….mmmnm…pills.

THat was way more realistic than the “We never went thoery” and ties with the “we had to edit because something flew out of the crater” one.

And to all the people complaining, WE ALL KNOW IT”S FAKE GET A STUPID LIFE. Don’t watch it if you don’t like it. GET A SENSE OF HUMMOR!! And if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t sayanything at all!!

i will like to be a great man like Niel Amsrong.

umm.. how come i can’t see the video? where is it.. i want to see. plus i think yes it was a hoax and holy did anyone see or read that one guy’s comment with all the logical reasons and math shit. thats insane. and very possible

ESA (Euro Space Agency) has the SMART-1 probe orbiting the moon as I type this. In January 2005 they announced ” we have taken pictures of the Apollo landings” Now here we are end of April - Where are they, no surprise - no pictures”. 2 years ago the ESA said they were sending the SMART-1 to the moon and they would take photographic evidence to end all the conspiracy theories (not the main focus of the trip – but a nice side-effect). Now two years later they are at the moon – and now (as of ONE freaking week ago) they announced that the camera’s aperture on the SMART-1 probe is too small to focus on the landing sites !!! LOL What a crock of shit. Draw your own conclusions.

Let me also make you aware – our surveillance satellites on average sit 600 miles above us, through our atmosphere they can zoom in on a car’s license plate. The SMART-1 is 186 miles above the atmosphere-less moon and doesn’t have the ability to take the Apollo landing site photo’s? HA.

If I ever met Armstrong, Aldrin or Collins I swear I’d beat the truth out of them. We NEVER went to the moon. It’s an impossibility. The space shuttle has gone no further than 300 miles from earth – at its furthest distance the astronauts got sick from cosmic radiation and had to move closer to earth. The Apollo 11 was a tin can in comparison to the space shuttle – yet it supposedly went 250,000 miles from earth? Pullleeaase

You think we went to the moon eh? In the light of the sun the moon is 250 degrees Fahrenheit in the shadows it is 250 degrees BELOW zero Fahrenheit. There was no provisional temperature controls on the Apollo 11 craft – why didn’t the Crews bake? And when you’re at it, riddle me this….why didn’t they take so much as ONE picture of the earth from the moon ? You moronic ass wipes that actually buy into this moronic notion are all a pathetic pack of jerkoffs that should be shot on site for being so god damn stupid.

FUCK ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!!!!!

HES A FAG

NEVER MIND

HOW DARE YOU! COMMENT OSEZ VOUS!

Only the very young and the mentally disabled truly accept any idea the the moon missions didn’t happen. Hell, we can’t keep a blow job in the Oval Office a secret, how you gonna get as many people as would HAVE to be involved to pull this off to keep quiet.

ALSO I stowed away on one mission and I can tell you THEY DID go to the moon.

you know, i can’t believe that someone would do something so stupid…like puting false stuff about something that really happened….on the internet just to get attention. You know, who ever you are that did this is one heck of an idiot, and believe me, i’m gonna take anything i just said back. And if you don’t believe that they actually went to the moon…then you really have some issues. One website isn’t going to change peoples belief and then stealing the video, my gosh you people are idiots!
And i’m a student myself, and i can’t believe that i found this when i was looking up info for a research report. If younger kids, younger then me get on here and come apon this website, i know that some of the parents are going to be a little upset if they see what kind of language is being displayed while there child is looking up info for a report…this is the stupidest, most cruel thing I have ever seen.

Shut the hell up and go do your bogus paper you freak. Any parent getting pissed should be pissed at him/her self for letting a young child surf the net unsupervised – ever hear of free speech and right of opinion dumb ass? I don’t personally care if we went to the moon or not, and the fact that someone has a little fun like this is fantastic. But since your so wonderfully young, naïve and clearly opinionated I suppose I must go against you. No little fag student, we didn’t go to the moon. There is a decent post a few up from here, respond to those concerns.

it didn’t even work!!!!

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You are all fucking nimwits and stupid for believing such a disgraceful act would have happened on the moon. We have all heard the true story over and over again as we have grown up over the years! But i do have to admit that it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!:)

neil armstrong why dont you have your car licence

Why would you turn such a great moment in history in to crap like that?!! (Though I must admit, it was funny)

It won’t load. Sort it out.

FIX THE DAMN THING

it will not load

Since midnight last night it has downloaded successfully 19,462 times. There’s no problem at this end. It’s more likely that something local to you is blocking the file.

This is the stupidist thing i have ever seen. What has an onion got to do with space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH I DIDNT EVEN GET TO SEE THE FUCKING THING OR WHATEVER IT IS. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT SOUNDS REALLY DISSAPOINTING GOD DAMN TECHNOLOGY FOR BEING SO DUMB! I REALLY WANTED TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT.

thats fucking rediculous

i think that this is an awesome website and that everyone should be able to read it not really but thats ok

this i so fuck cool fuck, fuck, fuck, this is cool fuck, fuck , fuck

this is so cool

Go fuck you mom you mother fucker fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

i would like to hear it but my computer will not load it!!!!

HELLO I THINK UR WEBSITE IS GOOD!
LOVE U LOADS
MWAH
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XKISSMEX
LAUREN HRUSZKA ABO HIGH SKWL!
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the bloody thing wont play !

HAHAHAHA

Absolute Classic ! lol well done.

i think its stupid and its a put on, i really don’t think thats what they said, u probably just put that in urself, all the voices sound the same and if it is true prove it completely.

wah??????????????????????????????
the page never loaded.
aaaarrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh well then by reading your comments I think i get the picture. ;-)

Heloooooooo there!
I’m on the moon and it tastes like cheez!
And I’m having a cup of tea with the man in the moon.
He’s called Albert Frederik Moonhog.
U don’t b-leeeeeev me do u??
Well u shud.
Don’t look like that at me.
I’m too shy.
You’re doing it agen.
Don’t pull that face.
It’s not very nice.
I’m hurt now.
Thanx 4 that
Yeah really.
You, You BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s your name?
Mine’s Ursula.
Na
Bye
Ur the weeeeeeeeeekest link.
Gooooooodbyeeeeeeee

I cannot believe it we are doing about this @school is it really a hoax?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ok ur dumb movie thing isn’t working

Still wont load. Ive tried loads of computers. Maybe your download stats are attempts to download, it just WONT work.

What can I say? It works for me at home (just tried it, cleared my cache and tried again) on two computers. It works for me at work. The download stats show it’s shifting enough data that it can only be full downloads that people are vieweing. I can only assume that the file is being barred by some content filtering software or other, and you’re sitting behind such a package. Sorry, but there is genuinely nothing wrong with the download.

The version we got in the UK, presumably live, was, “One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind”. This was rapidly edited to, “One small step for man, …” So if they’ll edit it once …

i’m only4 so get lost

This is so crap, stolen p-iece of confidentiol shit that came from toys or summit losers LOL

He’s the first man in the world lie on the moon. How come he can walk on the moon not jum like monkey

Sorry don’t wear it ……May if he had said f..k once but that was taking the piss just a bit to far

i saw on discovery that neil armstrong really didnt walk on the moon but was in the desert filming this clip. was the blast to space reall??????/

that was the most corniset thing i have ever seen all those “fuckings” sounded fuking stupid. you dumb shits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was covered on Penn & Teller’s new show, its called BULLSHIT! Exactly what you goof balls are full of to your necks.

I found this dis-tasteful and sickening! ! I remember 1 of first astronauts (& obviously, it wasn’t Neil Armstrong)…& regret that I don’t remember his name, but…..as he flew into Space (just imagine it…its beyond words), but he started reading from Genesis …the first chapter of the “Bible” because he was so “Awed” by what he saw. But what he started with, was: “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth”…& he went on reading from Genesis ..Chapter 1!! But, my friends, I Feel you MUST understand the times back then. I am a young 55, but remember, as a child, even non-christians believed in the sanctity of life. & yes, I grew up in the 60’s, but still “Peace” was the word of the day. I truly feel sorry for kids growing up in this day and age. It’s sad!! & to some of you, young people, that think this is so cool…you have truly missed out on the “Real Blessings” you have been endowed with. You take so much for granted. But 1 day, you will see..but the sad thing is: It will be too Late!! Be thankful for what you have, instead of just taking it for granted (our freedoms). We’ve all heard of 1 day, “Big Brother is Watching You”!! & I’m sad to say, we can see it all coming now!! God Blessed us & we took it for granted. 9-11 ..was a wake-up call!! So, if we don’t listen, whatever befalls us, we’ll deserve!! & America will fall, 1 day. The most Blessed Nation on this earth. But we all, took it all for granted, like we deserved it! May God enlighten you, & show you. & I am just a regular person like the rest of you. For the young, I truly feel sad, for. God Bless!!

Pretty funny. Not true of course but Imagine if Neil Armstrong HAD said that. Nothing like a little lampooning. Reading through some of the comments it saddens me to see that there are still people out there who believe it was all faked and happened somewhere in Nevada.

I wonder if the relatives of those killed in the shuttle disaster would think it as funny. (The faked moonlanding scandal, not this satirical piece) Mind you, those 1/2 brained twits probably 9/11 was a government cover up.

Dear America,

If this thing is true what they have published you have lost another soul which believes that America will save the planet when there is something unbareble by all. I am very sorry.

WE ARE THE FUCKIN MARSHINS OF THE PLANET MARS. WE HAVE BEEN TO THE FUCKIN MOON BEFORE YOU HUMANS DID. WE DONT APPRECEATE THAT KIND OF LANGUGE ON THE FUKIN MOON. OK. TO BAD YOU DIDDNT FIND OUR FUKIN SECRET BASE. GOOD BYE AND HAVE A BAD TIME

First, you people took this way to fucking serious, and second many of you…need to learn how to FUCKING spell!!

oh the heck….is that fuckin real?!

All this bullshit is fake so y do u people even care if u look at all the vidoes were are the stars in the sky and y is the flag waving when there isnt wind on then moon

john cena says:

U CAN’T SEE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23 APRIL 1993

NICE!!!!

is that true, how rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Dude, that was sum funny shit but fake as hell

That so totally rocks. That is so mad I am speechless. They say “Fuck” alot don’t they.

MAD FROM ALYCE.

Well, call me a party pooper, but I think all that “fucking” profanity dishonors one of history’s grandest and most honorable moments! Now if he’d seen the UFOs on the lunar surface. . . .

JEsus Herbert Christ, on a Rubber fucking Crutch!!

Who’d a thunk it?!?!

LMAO!

And in response to:

Zoran Says:

August 2nd, 2005 at 7:18 am
Dear America,

If this thing is true what they have published you have lost another soul which believes that America will save the planet when there is something unbareble by all. I am very sorry.

Ease up there Zoran. Humor just doesn’t always translate across national boundaries.
But also, don’t look for America to “save the planet”!
Regardless of what you may have heard, it’s a task not solely assigned to US.

Party Pooper!

Vicki Says:

August 18th, 2005 at 6:17 pm
Well, call me a party pooper, but I think all that “fucking” profanity dishonors one of history’s grandest and most honorable moments! Now if he’d seen the UFOs on the lunar surface. . . .

Nick Says:

August 12th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
All this bullshit is fake so y do u people even care if u look at all the vidoes were are the stars in the sky and y is the flag waving when there isnt wind on then moon

And there’s a puff of smoke coming from the grassy knoll…
And your tinfoil hat has considerable RF leakage…

I think your talking complet sence!
A small step for man and a giant leap for mankind.

The vidoe is too blur can it be made clearer or not. It sucks man!

I dont like fucking bullshit. when someone does something great, there are always fucking conspiracy theorists who are unwilling to appreciate it. You cant make mockery of neil armstrong and the government.

you suck this crap is fake he did walk onthe moon u homos

I did not find this funny at all, and why would you need to put all that swearing in. You are all immature.

holy mother of fuck its unbelieveable

THAT WAS GREAT.MADE MY NIGHT,HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA

Now thats some goooooooooodddddddddd shit right there

This is the most disgraceful thing I’ve seen in a long time!! As if Neil Armstrong would use language like that. You guys should be ashamed. I’d think you as Americans would respect a historical event such a the first man to walk on the moon. Maybe the Russians should have been the first at least they would’ve had some respect for something as amazing as that!

that is the rudest thing i have ever seen u guys have some since saying that . ya dumb ass

Excellent! The awful truth indeed. Funny, but wrong. So wrong.

i think that it’s a fake he never juymped or did a back flip or anything i mean its the moon for god sake.

spoo

I like dirt.

spoo

You like dirt too

spoo

i think it was true.why some people say the story is not true.
But some people say the story was not true.
i was so confuse.

http://distlearning.mvoicesfl.org/b4gdh5xdu/ blistersdoorsinhibitions

this is such a fucking lie you dick heads fuck you piss off

hi u weirdos

O.K , u can stop the swearing now, i;m just trying to do my project, o.k?!

omg thats cool but y the fcuk do the keep on sayin fcuk… they almost got meh in trouble .. ma mom thought it was meh!!!!!!!

http://vidio.boseinstitute.org/099691685/ hostagekeishawithout

Whether on not it’s real, it’s totaly kewl!

Having known such people, the text is so far from reality no inteligent being, human or otherwise, would give it an instant’s credibility. It is obviously a bunch of sick trash dreamed up by some ignorant “educated” wacko idiot. Unfortunately there are far too many of that kind in wacko-land that have nothing productive to do and are so stupid as to believe in such crap. What is even more unfortunate, too many of them live in my country.

is it fake ??? they broadcasted it live!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those who swear have no class, if you want to make a comment say something that make sense,pure swearing is useless.
Read comment of John m. Burch (sep. 15/2003),do your homework
and make some wise comment.
I have seen NASA pictures and most of these pictures are faked,
retouched,reworked. There goes credibility of NASA and US administration.
Greg

Holy mother of fuck - that is some seriously funny shit.
My upstairs neighbor must think I’m fucked because I’ve
been laughing so hard. Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!
Well done.

who ever did this is sooooo stupid nobody thinks this is cool except for the Mthr Fukin’ low lives who actually like it. I think what happened on that day was the most fabulous thing in the world so i would hate to let armstrong see this and everything you did is sooo…. wrong they did this live and couldn’t have edited it.

Hello, we have a theory……… How was Neil Armstrong the 1st man on the moon if there was a video man filming it durrrrrrrrrrrrrr????????????

http://photo.imi-paris.org/holland-animal-sex/ attendancecherrythumb

I DONT BELIVE THIS FOR A MINUTE! THESE MEN WERE PROFESSIONALS
HE MAY HAVE SAID FUCK ONCE BUT I DONT BELIVE THE STRING OF OBSCENITIS THAT THIS WEB PAGE SHOWS AND I THINK IT IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO THE MEN WHO RISKED THIER LIVES TO DO SUCH AN AMAZING THING AND YOU HAVE TURNED IT INTO A JOKE

I’ve seen funnier. I think the audio could have been a bit better. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THIS DID NOT HAPPEN. And to all those people who think this shouldn’t have been done, we are guaranteed free speech and are able to criticize, alter, and fuck up historical events. THAT is what makes this country great.

omg!!! lol i was doing research for college studies but mayeb dis aint a good site to study neil armstrong on lol well i bette rgo anyway and finish my project!!! keep the funny films comming thanks!
xxxnikkixxx

YOU IDIOTS! IT CAME FROM THE ONION! YOU ACUALLY BELIEVED WHAT CAME FROM THE ONION AND PUBLISHED IT ON A WEBSITE! ASSHATS! I LAUGH AT YOUR IDIOCY. NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THEM! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAAHAH!!!!! N00BS!

THIS SUCKS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK THAT MAN IS A FUCKING ROLE MODEL 2 MILLIONS Y IN THE FUCK WOULD U DO THAT THAT MAN IS A FUCKING SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!

you wanna know something its all fucken bullshit we didn’t fucken land on the fucken moon! ALL THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING TO US IS FUCKEN LYING TO ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!

Dudes 1. This is funny but 2. It is fake Neil Armstrong never used language such as Fuck,mother of god or any abusive language it was on live T.V so he would never of said that! and 3. The Apollo landing was an historical avent you should not not “dis” it..

That’s hilarious. I was looking for a video to show, and this definitely lightened the mood, though I don’t think I can show this in a high school…

that’s a bunch of blurry bologna!!!

this site is shit

dr evil you shit

just because you have the constitutional right to denigrate yourself, doesn’t mean you have to. this isn’t funny, it just plain rude. if you wonder why the world hates America, it’s because you have no respect for yourself. Iraqis do not make fun of thier 7,000 year old culture. American’s should not make fun of one of America’s and mankind’s great technological advances. this is pathetic.

That short movie thing was so stupid i couldnt

Why do you need to swear? The film is obviously fake.Swearing shows a lack of communication skills. Anybody who doesn’t think it is funny is right. If you find this funny get a life go and do something.

Fredrick you are right America get a hold of yourself and move on your still basking in past history. How can you get respect if you don’t respect yourself. Think about it honour yourself. Swearing is so low get a grip of yourself go and learn and instrument do something tobe proud of. I know people who have stop swearing and they changed their friends and where they hang out. After all IF YOU LIE DOWN WITH DOGS YOU GET UP WITH FLEAS.

The audio is so obviously faked - this is a joke, right?

How come no one has asked Mr. Armstrong if he barked the crap out of his shins when he jumped off that ladder? Sure looks like he did to me.

wow lol im doing a project on this at school and look what i found!!! lol well any hot girls living in Indiana call me 3510755

I cantfucking belive this!!!!!!!!

That stuff was so cool!!! wow not…..

what a load of shit that was

A wise man ounce said, “Profanity is a weak mind expressing trying to express itself forcefully.” It is a shame to post lies like this about such a wonderfull man who is highly admired in many eyes. This is not funny, its wrong, I can see that and I’m only 13. What does that say about you?

WE landed on the FUCKING moon? WOW, what’s next?

Ashton, you didn’t need to tell us that you are 13, it’s painfully obvious by the lame comment you are either a child or an adult with a child mentality. You need to get some more life experience under your belt because as it stands now you don’t seem to have the faintest whisper of an understanding of that which you speak. I suggest you come back and visit this site in 10 years or so (yes it’ll still be here, this is classic funny) and then offer your opinion. Hopefully by then you will have a clue about life and a better understanding of what the fuck you are talking about. But until then you’d be wise to refrain from passing judgments on others ’cause it makes you look like a real prick.

Oh, and Ashton, you’re welcome.

it was apollo 9 not 11.

that is so fake.

That is obviously so fake.

i dont believe theyre on the fucking moon either!

Sounded like a major case of catharsis (diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain!)…but, what the fuck!:o)

What a piece of garbage. Get a life

Am I supposed to believe they were ever on the moon now?
Fuck them. It never fucking happened.

I fuck fuck fuck fuck

That is unfucking believable

For CHRIST sakes you morons. THIS IS A JOKE. If you believe that it was intended to “reveal the truth”, then I feel sorry for you. It is also funny to see non-Americans talk shit to Americans because WE HAVE A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR. Damn, you people are retarded. And whoever said “It’s even fucking funnier to hear when the whole world except America knows that there never was a landing on the moon. Haha!! And even laughable when gullible Americans believe in governement propaganda.” I am going to kill you for being such a useless waste of flesh and brain. Hmm, sounds like you are jealous, asshole.

I thought I was going to check out a “kook” website and found this instead. Nice funny job, from a guy who saw it happen live the first time. You made me laugh out loud.
Perryman

What A load of crap no wonder the world is disintigrating into rubbish with people like you about

The Onion is a joke newspaper from here in Boulder — it is not a NEWS paper with accurate reporting!

I really believe that this is true. But when did they do the formal recording?

wat a fucken video fuck fuck fuck fuck

i lov fuck o man

Funny as hell…You should of thrown something in like I can t believe we are on the fucki– awww what the fuck?
Houston: Whats seems to be the problem?
Armstron: I just stepped in some fucking dog shit of something.

While having an Alien pointing and laughing from behind a rock or something.
That would of been classic. Great job people…

haha pretty funny.

Fucking genius, fucking hilarious

Awesome dude!! Funny, funny, stuff!!
Sher

I saw this a a friends place and we e-mailed it to me but hotmail could not rec the whole thing, could you please ,please please e-mail it to me at
maximculverhouse@wanadoo.es as i would really like to have it on my computer, i thing that it is really great
rgds
max
,

the fucking moon

o fuck fuck fuck

Iwant to ba an astronaut so i will do my best to at the stars and the all galaxy

Neil armstong can i know what did you do or pass away to go in the moon i think it’s difficult
im still 11 yrs old now and my ambition is to an astronaut i like astronaut bcause i want to discover thing in the other planet and i want to go in all galaxy…….and the 1st of all who go there but im not scared bcause i will do my best to be the 1st in pluto!!!!! hehhehehhehehe
i like all

Hilarious!
I found it just yesterday, and I’ve watched it about 15-20 times since.
I’m only afriad that I’ll start mumbling “We are walking on the surface of the fucking moon.” or something. At school.

This was a motherfuckings good site!! I loved every single second I was her… Isn’t there any female sitez her?
Love Motherfuckings me, Norwegian=)

Tonite fukinn!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah cough cough hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah splat haha and I actually watched it as it happened a thousand years ago but still, hahahahahahahahah

FUCK! in the name of jesus, god bless america. for a country which gave up hope blessing is a good choice. btw fucking nice page.

oh man . the “jesus h. christ in a chicken basket” did me in. this is so funny.

Pure hilarity!!! I found this video by complete chance and i couldn’t breathe for like 30 min. It was so funny i liked it on my film company website!!!

You fucked up Brits are really something else. I have met enough of you to now that all of your teeth are bad and your cocks look funny. Get over your FUCKING selves and laugh a little bit you silly, funny cocked assholes.

Now that I missed the “k” in “know” I am sure I am going to hear it.

Seriously, it is a joke. There is no need to berate us just because we find something other than Mr. Bean entertaining.

Go back to fucking your queen up the ass.

Holy sheep$it batman! Hey and ya know what ELVIS didn’t die he faked it went out in a mailtruck that delivered a certified letter that morn and in with the body double hahahahahahahahahahaha so we all been fu$ked!!!
Jimi Hendrix-cia killd, mama cass-cia, john bonham, cia and why all to keep the fucen dollar hi and the queen happy!!! geez!!

Neil Armstrong said neither of those statements. I was there with him. You should have been inside after wards and heard what he said.

U Ass Holes….not funny .

I WAS HELPING MY LITTLE BOY DO RESEARCH FOR A FIRST GRADE PROJECT. HE WAS SO EXCITED AS WE DISCOVERED FACTS ABOUT THE MOON, APOLLO11 AND THE CREW !..
I EVEN GOT CHOKED UP A BIT AS I READ SOME OF THE INFORMATION.”WHAT A GLORIOUS THING..” I THOUGHT…
TILL WE FOUND THIS SITE..AT FIRST I WAS SHOCKED, BECAUSE OF THE YEAR THIS ALL HAPPENED AND NEIL KNEW HE WAS BEING RECORDED , BUT THEN BEFORE THE DISSAPOINTMENT SET IN ANOTHER THOUGHT CAME TO MY MIND…NO MATTER HOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE, DEGREES, ACOMPLISHEMNTS WE HAVE, NO MATTER WHAT EXPERINCES WE HAVE …INSIDE.WE REMAIN THE SAME…AND NEIL ARMSTRONG PROVED IT..

Smart comments from all the yee hah septics. God damn mutha fucka sonofabitch.

We English think this was rather amusing.

Yee ha billy bob trailer trash morons

U SHOULDNT CUSS FOR OTHER PEOPLES KNOWLEDGE AND EXPESSIALY LITTLE ONES WHO WANNA LEARN!!!!

ho man… this is fucking goodd

it is a load of crap i could only see white

I ‘m sorry to dissapoint you but I think this is not an appropriate video.
I’m researching info for aclass and i find this…ohhhh….. come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn………………

fucking nice. fucking seriously. i fucking shit my fucking pants from rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking as off. that was fucking hillarious. fucking brilliant.

…

fuck

Fuck a lucky duck, did I really hear that? I know that we never went to the moon because the entire thing was filmed in my barn on my farm in Wurtsboro, NY. We painted the walls matte black and we had really really fine monofilament carbon wires holding the guys up so they could bounce around. What a great joke. Sorry it took so fucking long to come out.

And we also staged the blowjob in the Oval Office. Monica is actually a robot we built. I like ‘em zaftig, so we built her a bit heavier than most guys like but Clinton loved her and kept trying to buy her from us.

The Iraqis have a 7000 year old culture, my ass! They’ve been killing each other for 7000 years. They’ve been lying through their teeth for 8000 years. They’ve been following a murderous, suicidal, child-killing religion for 1300 years. What a great respectful culture. Fuck ‘em all.

And peace and love to you, my brother.

I am Frederick Schwilgin and I admit that I’m a big stupid asshole. I’m a pedantic, supercilious twerp and haven’t been laid in 23 years. No one ever invites me to their home, I play with myself at night while watching children’s shows on cable. I went to Iraq once but it was only to bow down to Saddam and ask him to kick my ass for me.

how come we didnt get to hear the whole FUCKING THING like it was transmitted….WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GOVERNMENT DOING….FUCK ME RUNNING

And to think my dad made us stay up to watch it …………damn

funny fucking cunts

hilarious: “holy shit tranquility…over”

tranquility is fun

Probably just added to make people believe they actually did land.

That is fucking hilarious.

Has anybody ever heard of Phil Hendry, the radio talk show personality?

This is absolutely horrible. I have the entire Honors Physics and Astronomy class believing that the astronauts who speak such awful language on live TV.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

That is exactly what I thought they were going to say and when the news ran that clip I knew deep down that this whole one giant step crap was a cover up. Neil was a rude dude and will be greatly missed.

loser who are ya’ll any ways trying to change history thats just like saying the holocost never happened

Liar liar! Americans are pathological liars.

STEALING YOUR INFO.NET FUCKING OWNS!
REINES IS MY SEX GOD!

Hey man: have you taken down my most favorite spoof movie ever?
If so, put it back NOW. This is funny funny funny. If you don’t have it
anymore, please tell me where to find it. Thanky.

Funny, but overdone a little too much.

Fuck Yeah!! That’s exactly what I would have fucking said!!!

What the fuck, thats what I would off said

what the fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, awsome

That was so cool.

That was awsome

Man. How long did that take you to do? Made me laugh….but would suggest you seek help…

“Wouldn’t it be funny if Niels first words were fuck, when he landed on the moon? Yeah man..that would be SOOO funny - lets build a website, with a blog section and everything!”

What font do you use for the “neil armstrong”

It would have gone that way if they only had 9th grade educations.
But with all of them well educated, college graduates, it seems unlikely.

That is pretty realistic.

what a load of bollox

Drop it like it’s hot Neil. Holy, holy Fuck in a chicken basket, that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard on the holy fucking internet!

Not funny. I knew it was fake. But the dumbass anti-american comments were a pleasure to read. I think it was ment to be a joke, anyway. Anyone could have thought this is funny, not just americans.

Holy fucking shit, that was so fucking funny, i’m having a fight with one of my teachers at school who is convinced that the moon landing was real. That was just piss funny, gotta tell everyone about this site so they can see that clip. Good stuff

ha even stupid thai ladyboy like me can know never been land on moon is a fake. But clip very funny, show all my ladyboy friends.

Katoey xxx

This just proves that a bunch of 10 year olds who get a thrill from using the F word should not be allowed access to the internet. What a bunch of childish morons.

I think neil Armstrong deserve an honour,i ‘ll train my best to be one like him.

He’s a geneous !!!

well the fucking thing is dat , he has gone ther and back, ther’s no f-king two ways about it , so i’ll rather mke myself the f-king good as mhe was

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THHHHHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSS SSIIITTTTEEEEEE ISSS EVEN DUMBER THAN THHHIIISS COMEMNT!!
Do u really think dat people r stupid enough 2 buy dis moon crap???

Fucking tin-foil hatters are out in full force I see. And those fucking blame-me-not parents who just let their fucking children run fucking loose all over the fucking internet without fucking supervision. Hey you fucks, if you find this fucking content fucking inappropriate then promptly close the fucking window, you fucking idiots! FUCK! And for fucks sake, it was a JOKE!

(P.S. All you fucking anti-American xenophobes kindly go fuck yourself)

rhona lim!!!
that was the best post ever!
i just love it. u must be in malaysia or something but… hey, three cheers for rona.

I don’t believe this crap, no wauy

Let’s fucking get Buzz-ed!

Sounds more real than what was shoved down our necks for years.

And I thought he said “You were right Mrs Goldstein!”

Having previously heard his neighbour say to her husband “There will be a man on the fucking moon before I give you a blow-job!”

Bye the way I have an autographed photpgraph of myself with Neil Armstrong.

this movie is so fake. noone would say curse words on the **** moon!

Mr Armstrong,
I wanted to know if you could come to our school. If you can please
e-mail me back. Thank you.

Siserley,
Courtney Marie Strickland

#1 Fan

Darn, couldn’t view…can just imagine though as tend swear like a madman when I stub a toe.

Great job Neil your our favorite astronaut we LOVE you!!!!! we believe that you went to the moon!We are writing a report on your great accomplishments!
Kiana and Chelsey from Kamloops Christian School!

Not funny

BULLSHIT

Fuck u !!!!!

U Fucking hors

Joks

wat ev@ BULLSHIT

“kindly go f**k ureself

LOL I was in tears I was laughing so hard! I can imagine if there are “real” aliens out there and they heard us talk like that after landing on the fucking moon! lol awesome!

there are no fucking aliens they are just spreading some bull shit that that tere are aliens out there …lol

hahah !!

The back of the moon has his secrets…and i hapen to now them all…{becouse i dont tgink in 3 demensions }….huge mining operatios are bying held by aliens[dated from ages ago]…jep…aliens…there machine s are still standing there…i am talking about machine s bigger than the biggest machine jou evver saw…if fact one of the centance s of the astrounout s was….these mutherfucker s are huge…nasa edit those centance s…becouse we may not now the thruth…..becouse we are not ready for the full story……..do the test jourself…i said somtging about an alien 15 second s ago…and jou olready started laufging and think i am insane to me mind……that schow s me it is best n.a.s.a dont schow the real stuf for another 200 jears…up until the day we are ready for it…..no one will now the thruth ….

it is a great joke what jou did…loved it……But how about this….this vidio is one way to check the comment s of pepole that are intrested to what realy happend out there…..by posting this vidio jou can gather info what pepole realy think of it…that is if jou had any doubt s ..and was looking for the missing conversation s and stumbeld on this vidio…so jes jour mind will believe it has found somtging…maybe the missing conversation s….and in a way jou will stop looking for the thruth…couse witch this vidio jou think jou have found all jour missing qwestions ….and will look no further….ofcourse this vidio is fake …i realy dont tgink astronout s are trained to say ..fuck ..schit……in fact the disipline is so hich during training and flicht s….for exampel…if an astronout s schow any fear …during the space flicht s….ge get s replaced by an other astronout…and nevver will fly again….so cursing dont fit the picture here…..

… one more tging….we olready harvested those alien technolagie s….but the american goverment dont give those technolagie in our hand s {for economic reasons }….for exampel…there are spacecrafts that fly witch zero gravety {fulled by alien technolagie }… …………………… our world economie would fall appart….the day we switch from oil to alien fuel……………becouse we need to sel all the oil in the world furst before we will do the switch to alien technolagie…in other word s…. oil gotga bring mony……oil is our worldeconomie…..

i did say: there where not trained this way to say these word s…But then again… jes… they did curse on the moon ..but not in this way…..it was totaly difrent…. there was no hapy mood amongst the astrounouts………….jes…..they cursed a coppel of times………becouse….of the tgings they realy had seen……So….jes they did say schit {on a more decent way } …that is a fact….but this aint the real vidio….

Look at how this web sight has fucking made us spend our time…Laugh at the video, fuck off to all who can’t take a joke, and get off this page and go on with your lives

i can take a joke mike and carol….ofcourse this is fun and i can laufg witch it….but besides humor there are the real fact s…if jou cant handel the fact s….whell …go on witch jour life….and leave thrue believer s alone……there is just a slicht minoroty on this site who can not laufg witch this…and in a way this site has become sientific…..so mike and carol….jour may laufg….while i laufg witch jour singel minded pitiful smal mind s……have a nice day at work….have a nice weekend..and then go back to work….over and over again..day in day out….jou call this jour life…..smal life jou got there…considering there is so much our there…..go read a kindergarden book…a book in jour so called life …jou can handel….couse thing s that go a littel deeper than that….are way above jour head….jou 2 seem to make a decent coppel….2 singel minded person s found each other…..it s thrue what they say…kind surches and find the same kind…{ore as we say in our country…of breed surches of breed…}

Golly, that is pretty darn interesting. Shucks, I could listen to it a heckuva lot of times.

Wraub

that’s probably what he was thinking, but not what was said. none the less it’s still pretty funnny.

ya know what you guys are full of crap… im a 12 year old chik looking for stuff for a SCHOOL REPORT AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!?!?!?! your all full of crap… every one of ya

message to …>:(…..no one said jou had to come here o 12 jear old one…if jou want fact s for a school projext ofcourse there are other sites…..go surch it….o littel one…

You deserve the x-prize for that one. Boy I needed a howl and I got one.

please stop swearing people i know this is ****** funny but just star out swears like i did

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thank you if you did

thank you if you did.

Holy Shit!! Or maybe HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!!LMFAO
that was the funneist thing ever
thats how any eprosn walking on thje moon would feel
so i thinhk that treaslly happened
me and my friedns found this in SCHOOL while doin a report on neil
lol cna u believe the teacher reaction

lmao

This is definately not Mission Commander Armstrong speaking. It’s funny. But, don’t confuse it with real history. Neil Armstrong did pop the moon’s cherry in 1969, but I know he did not use this type of language,….maybe he was thinking something like that….who knows?

this is such a lie u guys STOLE this im calling the police and gont

this is not right you need to go to jail for makeing fun of “Nasa” like that you are real bad. And its not right every one mad at you for doing that.

hey readers … neil will never try to talk bad language his a great explorer . its god - damned :@ …. and its a great joke….
thise is a 100% fake movie no 1 can ever believe that Neil will talk thise shit language , even though there is no trainer to say or talk this language :@ who the hell do he do thise movie …
Neil armestrong and alderin edwin are the 1st persons to land on the moon .. and there is not nation can talk such a bad words to thise heroe’s ?

FUCKING WALLHACKER !! GOD DAMIT THIS IS LAME !½!

THis is just unbelievable but not all that surprising - if this conversation is for real it almost bears the title “barbarians on the moon” and it paints the picture of a cow using a knife and fork to eat

His swearing alot ^^
Very funny.

You Mest be on the FUCKIN moon

hahaha, what the fuck?.. thats pretty funny, i probably would have had the same reaction!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s the recording of the creative geniuses that came up with this Moon joke:

Tom: Hey Fred, let’s dub the moon landing and put “fuck and other swear words in it”. It’ll be funny and we’ll be popular. We might even get a date so we can stop jacking each other off.

Fred: What the fuck is the moon?

Tom: It’s the big fucking white thing in the sky at night.

Fred: How do you know if it’s white if it’s dark out?

Tom: Cuz it says so in the Bible and Nostradamus predicted it.

Fred: So using “fuck” will get us laid, but we’ll be messing with the Bible? That sounds like a pretty shitty thing to do to all those Christians that eat that bullshit up for breakfast.

Tom: Christians don’t give a fuck about the moon. They worry about gay people fucking in public and sending money to fucking poor people so they can feel good about themselves when they buy fucking huge houses and bullshit at the mall so their kids aren’t ostracized by other god-loving people.

Fred: Gay people…what’s the shitty shitty gang bang problem with them?

Tom: Jesus hated those fucks, so Christians do to. You see Fred, when you give yourself to the Lord, you give away all rational questioning and take from the Bible those things that fit your prejudices and ignore those things in the Bible that said it was ok to have slaves, killing people that worship different from you, and fucking kicking ass on those that don’t believe in a white moon.

Fred: Where in the Bible does it say Jesus hates gays?

Tom: It’s in the last chapter after Frodo lets Gollum bite the cock ring off his wanger. Gandalf and Jesus get together and Jesus gets pissed because Ian McKeller, disguised as Gandalf, says some shit about Jesus having a nice ass and Jesus says: “Fucketh off Gandalf…you gaylord.” But the two of them were drunk at the time so I think Jesus was kidding around.

Fred: So us faking this moon shit and using fuck isn’t a big deal cuz Jesus was full of shit half the time too?

Tom: Hell if I know, the Bible was thrown together by some Roman fucked up emperor named Constatine. He told his cronies to get something together in a book so he could control his people. Jesus I guess was busy building the internet so I guess he missed all the bullshit they put in the Bible quoting him on. Anyway the internet is full of dumb fucks that swallow this stuff up like a $5 whore at Taco Bell.

Fred: Who are these dumb fucks? Where are they?

Tom: Most of them are called “anti-social” or “smart asses”, the British call them “French”. They live in crappy rental houses, smell bad, drink coffee and Red Bull, and talk about bullshit all day because they can’t control their ADD enough to keep a job and make money. Most of their writings can be found on YouTube, this is where there brilliance comes through. Occasionally you’ll see these fucks standing outside of a bar and whining about someone not being “cool” cuz they got pushed around in a bar and their nutty butt slut girlfriend went home with a real man instead.

Fred: That shit happened to me last week! Fucking dude was not cool.

Tom: Fuck Fred! Watch your fucking coffee cup from spilling…you almost got my fucking issue of High Times and The Onion all wet.

Fred: Fuck off…the only thing I got wet was your mom when I pulled out my…

Tom: Star Wars action figures???

Fred: No, my fucking…

Tom: Anime collection???

Fred: Your such a dick.

Tom: Well stop acting like a pussy and I’ll stop fucking with you.

Fred: Let’s go make this moon thing. I want to make Jesus happy so I can go to heaven.

Tom: Fuck yeah, it’ll be the most original thing on the internet since all those YouTube videos of teenage girls lip synching songs that everyone hates! It’s amazing how many guys will watch that just in hopes that the girls will show them some tits or ass…just think how many people will watch this moon bullshit. We should put a teenage girl in it too so more people will watch thinking she might get naked.

Fred: How are we going to get her to the moon?

Tom: We’ll hijack a plane and fly there. Fucking Muslims do it all the time, how fucking hard can it be?

Fred: Ok. Let me go call my mom and let her know I’m going to be late for dinner.

Tom: Don’t have to, she’s in my bed waiting for dessert.

Fred: Fucker.

Tom: I did, twice.

this is so stupid i can’t believe you did this you made it all up
This Was a WASTE OF TIME it is so FAKE
get a life

Shit, you still fuckin with me you shit face fuckers.

Hootie plop!

Fucking hilarious very clever enjoyed it immensley

No way. He’s on the fucken moon.

Your a fucken idiot!!!

wtf was that it was well funny wat happened for the truth then did he go into space and go on the moon or what.

GET OVER IT!!!

Learn to spell. It was neither a mocery nor a mockery. It wasn’t OUR HISTORY. It was “One small step for MAN; one giant leap for MANKIND.” Or was it???

The first rule of engagement is, if you’re going to insult someone in print, learn how to spell the words you choose in the insult.

Boo. Hiissss.

GAG ME! La la la la la la la……

Not another Chicken in a Basket.

How can you denigrate the life work and dedication of people like Messrs.Grissom,White,Chaffee,Slayton,Lovell,Slayton,Kranz, Kraft,Collins,Armstrong,Aldrin,Cernan,and Ms. McCauliffe? This brief incomplete list represents men and a woman, some who even lost their lives to space exploration. The CT scanners, computers, calculators, and accurate weather warnings we enjoy today, would still be years away without the unequalled intelectual and physical effort of the NASA team. If your film is bogus, and I think it is, how can you be so low?

HI I AM DAVID DID YOU FIND ANY OTHER INTERESING FACTS

hahahahaha that got my day started. how shitty is the chessey moon? hahaha loved it man. thanks.

anyone who believes they didn’t go to the moon is seriously deluded and of very low intelligence.
Stop taking this bullshit seriously. Wake up to the paranoid lies of conspiracy theorists! It’s modern-day superstition

Fucking unbelievable!!you not the vedeo

Note: This alleged NASA audio is “A Blogjam Production”. Heavy on who actually produced it!!!

The only new NASA release about what was edited out was a short half sentence in the middle of the immortal first words NO PART OF WHICH included profanity nor anything of any significance.

That military personnel swear? That’s a given but, never when they know the entire planet is watching and listening.

Only those born too late to remember that the live feed from the moon on 20JUL69 was beemed into our living rooms upside down will accept this video/audio production of BlogJam Productions as possibly real. It is NOT!!!

As for that first LIVE feed from the moon? Only those quick enough to turn their TV’s upside down when they realized the image was reversed got to see it right side up as it happened. The rest of us only got to see it right side up when they corrected the image during reruns on the news. Still, the live audio that ran throughout the first steps on the moon was completely unedited and no one was swearing.

You can believe BlogJam Productions if it entertains you but, I spent that moment and that week with a bunch of NASA scientists who had an uninterrupted audio/video feed who invited me to watch it live with them so that they could analyze my reactions to the event. Just exactly why they wanted to record of my reactions to the event is a much longer and more stunning story that will only become known to the public after my demise.

How ridiculous. Even though we’re 40 years later, that’s no reason to disrespect such an amazing event in human history. This just may be free speech used at it’s worst. From wiki (sources posted on wiki):

“When Armstrong made his proclamation, Voice of America was rebroadcast live via the BBC and many other stations the world over. The global audience at that moment was estimated at 450 million listeners. The simple “one small step…” statement came from a train of thought that Armstrong had after launch and during the hours after landing. ”

Since the proclamation was heard live over the airways, there is no doubt that no ‘editing’ took place. What a waste of a web page.

i don’t believe this NA is a bible belieaveing cristian and would use language like this

THAT STUPID

That’s just so fake.. you guys really think they would swear that much?

That was some funny fucking shit right there! Holy mother of God, I can’t believe how fucking funny that shit was! I don’t care who you are, that shit is funny, right there! Fuuuuckin’ Aye!

U dumbass … it’s a joke. A parody. Meant to be funny. Not intended to be taken literal. Comedy … ya know???

did we land on the moon?

HOLY SHIT!!!! you to? they did research on me. completely went into the future, grabbed my ass and pulled me back intime just for the research man.. i was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! after i got back to my own time i was ubducted by space aliens. went to a nother universe and lived 14 different lives before returning here to this dimension in the present day.

well enough of the bullshit =P

i wasnt even an idea when this accured.. but i wouldnt ever make fun of the moonlanding. wether it be fake, or real.

but then again the internet is full of people who make fun of everything that enspires and gives hope. i myself do it.. but not on subjects such as this. i make fun of religion.

its shit like this that makes me think.. maybe the human race should come to an end. i mean.. we have gotten more violent, more of the earth is dead or dieing, most of us dont give a shit anymore about anyone else. then allot of people take historic things and turns them into jokes. the world is getting to a point of “i wasnt alive when it happened. why should i care?” or “i dont know you, why should i care?” before my grandmother passed away. from what she told me about the early 20th century.. it was more piecefull. sure there was still crime.. but it wasnt till the later half of the 20th century that gang violence started getting really bad. you have kids now days thinking its just so cool to go and shoot some one. cus at who ever they want.. its really sad when you see a 4 year old use every single cus word in the english language at a teacher in one sentence. but then you ask him whats 10+10 and he doesnt know. or you ask him what a word means and he doesnt know. but he knows what “shut the fuck up” means… its stuff like that and this STUPID ASS video that makes me think… maybe the human race deserves to end

IT’S NOT WORKING!!! PLLLLEEEASE FIX THIS! IT’S STILL THE FUNNIEST THING ON THE INTERNET!

Yes, please fucking fix the fucking video. I almost piss my pants every time I watch it. Need it!!!!!

it was not the fuck claer.

To all the mental midgets who thought that was funny: your sophmoric sense of humor is in your ass.

Funny might have been a simple “Fuck! I’m on the moon.”
But it was unnecessarily stretched out.

And to those turkeys who think the 1969 moon landing and subsequent Apollo moon landings were bogus, get a life.

Hhmmm…. I was an impressionable seven year old when Neil and Buzz were on the moon. This event is still one of the most memorable times of my life and it is arguably doubt man’s greatest achieve. However…. this video spoof is FUCKING FUNNY!

I want to be an astronaut someday like you I want to be the first FILIPINO astronaut who will walk on the moon

I want to be an astronaut someday like Niel Armstrong I want to be the first FILIPINO astronaut who will walk on the moon

you guys could have edited the video :)

This is without a doubt the funniest fucking thing on the internet since Al Gore invented it. I have reached the end of the internet (and started to dig).

Fuck you Timothy B. Benford

Bunch of garbage

You over done the use of fucking too much to make it sound real, but that may have been your intent.
Don Black

Neil helped me install the AMU in the adapter of Gemini 8, and I don’t remember hearing him use any curse/cuss words.

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

mother of shit…that was fuckin’ funny

Do you just want attention, or what is it. Cause that is ridiculous. Blasfemous!

I don`t give a flying fuck what that fucking armstrong said on the rat fuck moon,he can take a flying shit up the moons asshole for all I fucking care.

This must be genuine. Enthusiasm like that–you just can’t fake!

was the swearing necessary , it was rather disgusting for my children to hear

Why was their to ppl on the moon in that video? its a weird question but true.

a nice video.but i feel that neil armstrong really did not visit the moon!when he poke a u.s.a flag int

If you like this, you should check out the Nixon White House tapes - those guys knew how to talk dirty.

That is very funny! But also it is the truth!

Well, who can f-ing blame him, after all? I mean, jeez…the MOON!!!
Buzz admitted in an interview that he was the first man to pee (in his suit) on the Moon. History books don’t mention that, unfortunately. Too bad. Who cares if they ‘really’ said it? It’s funny! Good job.

What’s really scary is how many people seeing this will not realize it’s a joke, spoof, goof and take it SERIOUSLY!

I love the space program, I was raised with it (Dad worked for GE’s space division). I think it’s a noble endeavor and I’m FURIOUS that the current administration doesn’t support it.

But, people, LAUGH for God’s sake.

I know many pilots and 99.9% of them have a whacked out sense of humor that would allow them to laugh their butts off at this segment. Don’t take life so seriously, please.

I never wrote anything on net.First time.But i should say…The ego clash landed the man on moon and after 40+ years we are still watching moon from home.You send one more to moon.Can u do that???

Dear Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket, we are on the fucking moon.

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