Taking the Milligan route to the laydez’ heart then?

“Spike Milligan would like to meet rich well-insured widow. Intention murder”

By Scaryduck on 24 May 2003 at 10:03 am

you forgot:

penguin-lover
famous blogger
recommended by the government
member of a rockband *g*
globetrotter
pub quiz king

and so on…

By charlotte on 24 May 2003 at 10:13 am

Please to look no further Flaser.

By Uzume on 24 May 2003 at 11:44 pm

Yeah. Alienate all the milfs right off. Goooooood luck.

By Anonymous on 25 May 2003 at 4:35 am

are you looking for a milFFFFFF?
or do you want a romantic relationship?

By charlotte on 25 May 2003 at 7:51 am

Charlotte–moms can’t be in romantic relationships? A milf if just a `goddess-like physically superior’ specimen with offspring. Or something like that.

By Anonymous on 25 May 2003 at 4:11 pm

dear anonymous,
I know what milf means. especially the F in it.
fraser dearest doesn’t do this, does he?

By charlotte on 25 May 2003 at 9:25 pm

Charlotte - milf is an acronym you’re best not understanding, but if you’re that keen, a google search will reveal all.

By fraser on 25 May 2003 at 9:53 pm

Goddess type women (excluding me of course, haha) don’t come with a sense of humour.
It’s usually one or the other, and you’ll be better off going for the latter ;)

By Pinky on 27 May 2003 at 12:03 pm

I would.

By Pete on 27 May 2003 at 2:10 pm

yes, google will explain it all
“MILF adopts three-pronged approach vs military offensive”
or “MILF now ? weaker , ? mass base eroded , says AFP”
hum…

By lilou on 27 May 2003 at 10:50 pm

No, that’s a different kind a MILF.

By fraser on 27 May 2003 at 11:34 pm

I still prefer either the great one by Jeffrey Barnard:

‘Fat aging alcoholic seeks sympathy f**k”

By bryn on 28 May 2003 at 2:16 pm

I was trying to find that on The Internet, but couldn’t find it anywhere…

By fraser on 28 May 2003 at 2:18 pm

Of course Fraser, you must remember my old favourite:

“Bastard, no sense of humour, will f**k anything”

By bryn on 29 May 2003 at 3:17 am

I am a big fan of online dating. It’s a great way for people who are too busy or too shy to meet popele. Let’s not forget the words of the great Henry Flaxson in his 1922 docunovel “Thaddie Meets a Man”: “It sure is hard meeting nice men in ladies’ prison, especially when all the guards are also women.” Let’s take a moment to recombine our thoughts into one steady stream of photons that when focused on the same point for several seconds will ignite a conflagration of consciousness!

By Skip Oberon on 10 Mar 2004 at 8:43 pm

I like the frankness in your profile. A perfect profile is important in on line dating. If you have a nice and appealing profile, you’ll surely attract a lot of persons in the web. There’s nothing wrong with your signing up with an on line dating agency. A lot of people do it. Besides, the web is really a good place to meet other interesting people.

By annabelle on 03 Oct 2005 at 12:22 pm

I’m sure online dating has its perks. You just wait and see what happens, I’m sure someone with a huge sense of humor will go out on a date with you. Or some psycho chick. Tired of being the eternal bachelor? I don’t think you’re THAT desperate. Not yet.

By darla on 20 Oct 2005 at 4:56 am