HOW SLOW!? Looks good, but I don’t have half an hour to wait for the page to load (

By chog on 14 Feb 2003 at 1:25 pm

The page itself isn’t very heavy – and my bandwidth allowance should cope with the hammering it’s getting at the moment. Will investigate further.

By fraser on 14 Feb 2003 at 1:43 pm

I scored 13/16 on my first try.

I watch either too much porn or too much news, but I have no idea which.

By Anonymous on 14 Feb 2003 at 2:31 pm

8/16, should’ve flipped a coin.
I wonder, though, why I had no trouble correctly placing the beards of Holmes, Leslie and Reems. Ah, coming of age in the 80s. ^_^

By Maybeso on 14 Feb 2003 at 3:21 pm

14/16 first try… actually, you are able to tell by their lips… i figured most porn stars would have nice lips, and evil men would not have nice lips. Oh well, maybe I am just strange.

By Lanora on 14 Feb 2003 at 6:27 pm

12/16. they all looked pretty nasty to me. i never realized how unattractive lips can be.

By anjanette on 14 Feb 2003 at 6:55 pm

I got 10/16 which is scary too…I think.

But Kudos on the singing, which to me was the best part of the game. I could listen to that song for ever!

When is the single coming out with the various remixes? Is there a due with Ms. Church in the offing?

By trev! on 14 Feb 2003 at 7:03 pm

this might sound dumb or impossible to explain to me but how do u make theese thingys

By Tom Cousins on 14 Feb 2003 at 8:24 pm

This is silly, particularly the music, and what a jolly way to celebrate sex and death! What about Che Guavara, though? Was he a sexpot or a despot or both? And did he have a mustache? How about Fidel? How is your throat after the singing bit?

By billie on 14 Feb 2003 at 9:22 pm

this is perhaps the greatest moment of my entire life since the last internet quiz i flubbed on.

Thanks and congratulations on making my life just a little more complete.

By C. O. Sumyunguy on 14 Feb 2003 at 11:04 pm

Am I supposed to be able to hear music on that page?? Gah!

By Miel on 15 Feb 2003 at 4:53 am

A good laugh!

By Gazza on 15 Feb 2003 at 9:32 am

9/16.

Not bad for a penguin!

By Jesus Penguin on 15 Feb 2003 at 9:52 am

LAUGH? ….. I NEARLY SHIT MYSELLF

By DEAN on 15 Feb 2003 at 2:24 pm

you guys rock…and this one was one of the best…keep em coming…next one I would like to see is saddams head on a stake..maybe you could call it shit on a stick…!!!

By chris on 16 Feb 2003 at 3:13 pm

that is not my ‘tache

ron jeremy

By ron jeremy on 17 Feb 2003 at 10:56 am

cannot a despot be a sexpot to somebody?

By deborah on 17 Feb 2003 at 5:09 pm

Yeah, I think a ‘both’ catagory would have been good. Excellent quiz! Damn hard … er, difficult! Thanks!

By blamb on 18 Feb 2003 at 12:48 am

you, sir, are a genius.

By condour on 18 Feb 2003 at 3:40 am

LOL!!!!! The music is just too damn funny!!!!

By SongWolf on 19 Feb 2003 at 2:41 am

Keeripes. I so wanted to play the game, but I so did not want to listen to that stupid song one more second. In the end, my sanity won out and I quit playing.

By steveo on 20 Feb 2003 at 8:34 pm

this is the sweetest quiz i’ve ever taken even though i failed horrible.
the music is fucking awesome
is that your voice bob?
I definitly give this a thumbs up the butt up.

By anthony govic on 20 Feb 2003 at 8:54 pm

11/16, not bad, not bad.
where do u get these ideas, i wonder.
arrrrrrrrrrrrgh! just one sec, i have to turn that music off!!!!!!!!
aaaah! better. would love to see you perform that on TOTP though…

By lilou on 20 Feb 2003 at 9:45 pm

I didn.t do very well in the first try but I think there is not right to have some of the people there marked as evel persons, like fidel castro – I would rather have bush (although he dosn??t have mustach). thats just my opinion. thanx a lot. good lough.

By oskar on 21 Feb 2003 at 12:53 am

you are sick twisted freeks

saddam and hitler were easy!

By tony on 23 Feb 2003 at 12:41 pm

dude! linked on dazereader!

By rich on 25 Feb 2003 at 4:53 pm

I like the soundfile, I just played it for a quarter of an hour.
Something wonderful to drink to

By name on 25 Feb 2003 at 10:03 pm

Without a doubt I think i could listen to that music for eternity

By MrPing1000 on 25 Feb 2003 at 10:40 pm

You must be fascist, bigoted, Americans (may as well just said Damb Yankees)to be putting in Fidel. No wonder the rest of the world hates you.

By waz on 27 Feb 2003 at 4:50 am

Castro ain’t no despot, dickbrain.

By Anonymous on 27 Feb 2003 at 3:16 pm

Waz and anonymous: thanks for your spendidly elegant responses. First of all, Waz, I’m not American, I’m a London-based New Zealander, and your comment is a perfect example the hasty stereotyping that you probably accuse Americans of all the time. Secondly, Castro has been responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths during his forty years as ‘unopposed’ leader of Cuba, a regime supported by the type of henchmen who had protected the previous dictator, Fulgencio Batista. Just because he’s left wing doesn’t mean he’s any less responsible for the suffering in his Country than scum like Robert Mugabe is in his. Just check out the Amnesty International site for a few recent details.

By fraser on 27 Feb 2003 at 6:16 pm

Your site is messed I think you need some help, but other than that this site is cool.

By fred on 27 Feb 2003 at 7:32 pm

get lost

By m.moojen on 28 Feb 2003 at 1:30 pm

the world is full of sick people
it’s reassuring that i am not alone!

By wullie on 03 Mar 2003 at 7:48 pm

Damned difficult. I would have exited but then I would have forfeited the chance to play the theme song at high volume over my new 5-way computer speakers. Sublime!

By geno on 04 Mar 2003 at 4:00 am

fucking hilarious.

By Anonymous on 05 Mar 2003 at 7:34 pm

A brilliant idea, and twisted (but in a good way). The music is fantastic!!

BTW, I scored 7/16 on my first try. I am not ashamed of that.

I’m not an expert on porn, but I thought I would be able to pick famous despots out of the crowd. WRONGO! [I looked at one, and thought, "That's sick! A porn star who cuts his mustache like Hitler!" Silly me! It was the little pig #%&!! himself.]

Because I lack a knowledge of porn, I used “scientific” assumptions such as “porn stars probably don’t have grey in their mustaches.” WRONGO!

It is remarkable how bad mustaches look up close. Mine is going tomorrow morning!

Did you know that in some languages the word for mustache is always plural? (Russian, Polish . . .)

in conclusion: You should win an award!!

By Eusebio Zahir on 07 Mar 2003 at 3:54 am

dudes that was kool!!!i didnt do 2 well tho the 1st time i got 11/16 and the 2nd time i got 9/16…..meh.
some of the porn mustaches r rotten…eewww!!!!i mean think of the rash!!

By Kyle SLoan on 14 Mar 2003 at 1:23 pm

Great!!!

By Lea on 21 Mar 2003 at 1:58 pm

can you tell the difference?

By hully on 23 Mar 2003 at 3:42 am

terror! Weapons of Mass destruction

By macneille on 23 Mar 2003 at 6:36 am

Best laugh in a long time!

By Dermo on 31 Mar 2003 at 7:38 am

fuckin funny shit

By little johnny on 25 Apr 2003 at 4:22 am

Funny shit man. good on ya. btw whats that song called? the origional i mean.

By Stix on 22 May 2003 at 8:55 am

The track is a section of ‘Fortune, Empress of the World’ from Carl Orff’s ‘Carmina Burana.’

By fraser on 22 May 2003 at 11:15 am

Thank u so much man. ive been trying to find that out for years. Thanxs!!

By Stix on 23 May 2003 at 12:54 pm

scored 9/16 guess still dont think beard reflects ones nature,disposition&work line.

By simba on 18 Feb 2004 at 1:09 pm

Where is the Despot picture of my son, George W.???

By Barbra Bush on 10 Mar 2004 at 3:44 pm

4/16

By scru u on 21 Jun 2004 at 7:39 am

9/16. The music is wonderful!

By Sexpot on 09 Oct 2004 at 12:36 am

I really love the music. The music is one of my favorite selections!!! It kicks ten levels of @$$

By D to the G on 23 Jan 2005 at 9:03 pm

Program on the emergence of civilization.

“14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind.
13 from Europe, Asia and northern Africa.
None from the sub-Saharan African continent. ”
Favor.
And disfavor.

They point out Africans’ failed attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it’s applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization.

The roots of racism are not of this earth.

Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.

The North American continent had none. Now 99% of that population is gone.

AIDS in Africa.

Organizational Heirarchy/Levels of positioning.
Heirarchical order, from top to bottom:

1. MUCK – perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as “god”
2. Perhaps some mid-level alien management
3. Evil/disfavored aliens – runs day-to-day operations here and perhaps elsewhere

Terrestrial management/positioning:

4. Chinese/egyptians – this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds
5. Romans – The seamless transition between Cleopatra and Julius Ceasar may be a clue alluding to a partnership.
6. Mafia – the real-world 20th century interface that constantly turns over generationally so as to reinforce the widely-held notion of mortality
7. Jews, corporation, women, politician – Evidence exisits to suggest mafia management over all these groups.

Movies foreshadowing catastrophy
1985 James Bond View to a Kill 1989 San Francisco Loma Prieta earthquake.

Our society gives clues to the system in place. We all have heard the saying “He has more money than god.” There is also an episode of the Simpsons where god meets Homer and says “I’m too old and rich for this.”

This is the system on earth because this is the system everywhere.

20 cent/hour Chinese labor, 50 cents for material.
An $80 sweater costs less than a dollar; tribute kicked upstairs vindicates the creative accounting.

I don’t want to suggest the upper eschelons are evil and good is the fringe. But these individuals become wealthy exploiting those they hurt.

They have made it abundantly clear that doing business with evil (disfavored) won’t help people. They say only good would have the ear, since evil is struggling for survival, and therefore only the favored could help.

The clues are there which companies are favored and which are disfavored, but they conceal it very hard because it is so crucial.

I offer an example of historical proportions:::

People point to Walmart and cry “anti-union”.
Unions enable disfavored people to live satisfactorly without addressing their disfavor. This way their family’s problems are never resolved. Without the union they would have to accept the heirarchy, their own inferiority.
Unions serve to empower.
Walmart is anti-union because they are good. They try to help people address and resolve their problems by creating an environment where there are fewer hurdles.

Media ridicule and lawsuits are creations to reinforce people’s belief that Walmart is evil in a subsegment of the indistry dominated by the middle and lower classes.
Low-cost disfavored Chinese labor is utilized by corporate america to maximize margins. They all do it. Only WalMart gets fingered because they are the ones who help, and those who seek to create confusion in the marketplace want to eliminate the vast middle class who have a real chance and instead stick with lower classes who may not work otherwise. So they dirty him up while allowing the others to appear clean.

The middle class is being deceived. They are being misled into the unfavored, and subsequently will have no assistance from their purchases with corporate america.

The coining of the term “Uncle Sam” was a clue alluding to just this::Sam Walton’s WalMart is one of few saviors of the peasant class.

They desire a system based on duality:::good and evil. They seek to set up a system of two participants and assign them polar opposites:::
Coke and Pepsi (?)
BestBuy and CircutCity
Energizer and Duracell
Republican and Democrat
The list goes on:::
AMD and Intel
Microsoft and Apple (?)
Lowes and HomeDepot
Sam’sClub and Costco
WellsFargo and BofA
Pier1 and CostPlus
Borders and Barnes&Noble
PetCo and PetSmart
And in other cases attempts to eliminate the third competitor failed:::Chrysler, attempts to downgrade Miller beer to low cost like they did Olympia.

Amercia is a country of castoffs, rejects. Italy sent its criminals, malcontents.
Between the thrones, the klans and kindred, they decided who they didn’t want and acted, creating discontent and/or starvation.
The u.s. is full of disfavored rejects. It is the reason for the myriad of problems not found in European countries. As far as the Rockafellers and other industrialists of the 19th century go, I suspect these aren’t their real names. I suspect they were chosen to go and head this new empire.

Royalty is the correct way to organize a society. Dictatorships and monarchies are a reflection of the antient’s hierarchical organization.
Positions go to those who have favor with the rulers, as opposed to being elected.
Elections bring a false sense of how the world is. Democracy misleads people.
Which is why the disfavored rejects were sent to the shores of America::To keep them on the wrong path.

Jewsus Christ is a religious figure of evil. He teaches of a begnign, forgiving god when quite the opposite is true.
The seperatist churches formed so they could capture the rest of the white people, keeping them worshipping the wrong god.
And now they do it to disfavored people of color, Latinos and Asians, after centuries of preying upon them.

Since Buddism doesn’t recongnize a god, the calls are never heard, and Asian representation is instead fully selected by the thrones.
Budda was the Asian’s Jewsus Christ::: bad for the people. It was a clue they both emerged at the same time. Timing may be a clue alluding to ranking.

Simpson’s foreshadowing::Helloween IV special, Flanders is Satan. “Last one you ever suspect.”
“You’ll see lots of nuns where you’re going:::hell!!!” St. Wigham, Helloween VI:::missionary work, destroying cultures.
Over and over, the Simpsons was a source of education and enlightenment, a target of ridicule by the system which wishes to conceal its secrets.

The advent of the modern Christmas was a brilliant move. It creates a vested interest among those who would prefer the Church of Evil be destroyed::::
As goes the Catholic Church so goes the majority of annual retail sales.
The similarity between the names “Santa” and “Satan” is no coincidence.

Jews maim the body formed in the image of “god”, and inflicted circumcision upon all other white people.
I think about how Jews (were used to) created homosexuality among Slavics, retribution for the Holocaust.
Then I think of the Catholic Church and its troubles.
What connection is here between Jews and the Catholic church???
If it is their sinister motives that’s behind the evil that is Jesus Christ are they being used at all?
Perhaps it is them who are pulling strings.
Their centuries of slavery in Egypt proves their disfavor.
For their suffering the Jew leaders were granted the right to prey on the up-and-coming Europeans to try to fix their problems with the ruling elite, a recurring aspect of the elite’s methodology.
Jews were ostracised for a reason.

Retribution for the atomic bombs dropped on Japan, the Korean War got the disfavored United States into this socially depraved environment in the latter 20th century because we attacked an antient, revered peoples. Our continued presence keeps us in trouble.
When the disfavored americans attack the wrong people again, as they suggested they will, in Korea or elsewhere, they will pay dearly.

All peoples are ranked in terms of favor and disfavor. And when the disfavored abuse those with favor there is hell to pay.
All the groups mentioned throughout are necessary to justify the will of the managing species. They conceive a strategy, devise a plan yet need a way to implement it, and without these groups the managing species would be exposed in the course of execution. So, based upon their rank they are assigned goals to accomplish and are rewarded with favors.

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I saw this years ago and would love to find it again. How can I find it?

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