fraser’s house

Naturally, I’m devastated. My plan to enter the World of modelling via the House Of Fraser has been dealt a blow from which I don’t expect it to recover. I suspect it may have been a problem with the photos I submitted - perhaps they didn’t like the way I was sucking my beer belly in, perhaps they spotted the nifty air-brush work on my normally prominent double-chin. Either way, I’ve not heard a peep out of the advertising agency, not even a call to say I hadn’t made the final cut, and the deadline has well and truly passed. Perhaps they were too busy laughing.

They’ll regret this, I tell you.

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Fantastic. I especially like the one of you in a tux.

Brutal.

i’ll teach them about brand image, they’re obviously useless!!



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